posting occasional snippets of my fanfics and deranged thoughts here lol AO3, Tumblr & TikTok acct by the same name!https://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzokr32kwc2jI do enjoy the fics where WW has gotten a forced vasectomy/hysterectomy per the EOM bc logically, when you give a guy a vial meant to regenerate EVERYTHING, why the actual hell would that work. EOM insisting to WW he’s sterile meanwhile he regrew all his parts like 9 years ago06 Nov 2026 23:43 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzokr32kwc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzofuscmd22ksometimes I like to headcanon that Vash cannot get pregnant by Wolfwood except under very specific environmental circumstances and admittedly this is because I wont deny these freaks the right to fuck raw. because they’d do it anyway. I’m sparing the planet from having 5+ Vashwood spawns06 Nov 2026 22:16 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzofuscmd22khttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzmv3mt7f22jstanding inside a church hands on my hips looking around like waow,,,,,they killed one of my blorbos in here06 Nov 2026 07:43 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzmv3mt7f22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzlzexmu4c2mthis may be my weirdest post yet but. stallion centaur ww with an attitude problem whos turned out with fellow stallion vash who actually has manners in the hopes he can teach ww something lest he get gelded. and then both of them become useless studs bc theyre banging each other05 Nov 2026 23:27 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzlzexmu4c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzket5pp3s2aI love aus where Angelina is wws horse bc I know he loves that mare like he birthed her but also repeatedly swats and threatens to turn her into glue. and she deserves it every time. horrible attitude. she gets it from her rider05 Nov 2026 07:46 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzket5pp3s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzjpdm4w3s2tthinking about a naked ww on his knees with a hard leaky cock whos embarrassed when it flexes to get me thru these assignments. need that man flushed, pathetic, and SOGGY. untrained and unable to control himself and humiliated about it. its for my mental health, you understand. ao3 please come home05 Nov 2026 01:22 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjpdm4w3s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzjiwe3v2k2ti NEED to write vash bottoming more often, hes so squishable and loud and i need to make him cry. unfortunately i have a disease that yearns to see big tough men getting railed into oblivion. so i am once again tossing wolfwood on the bed04 Nov 2026 23:27 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzjiwe3v2k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzhsj44gec2tbeing a writer with some fuckery in the neuro department means at any point im hopping between the vw lingerie fic to the alphaXalpha fic to the pocket pussy fic to the werewolf fic to the OTHER werewolf fic & then! ☝️sometimes. to the non-smut related alien fic & the firewatch fic. as a treat04 Nov 2026 07:13 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhsj44gec2thttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzhijlqgls2xi think ww can actually successfully flirt if needed to escape a scene/get something, unlike vash whos a certified loser, but he rarely does it bc he usually does not gaf. he'd start doing it way more when he realizes vash gets jealous tho. the crazy possessive sex afterwards is addicting04 Nov 2026 04:14 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzhijlqgls2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzgqupcg3c2ooccasionally octopus mer vash calls to me. many tentacles that he forgets to keep track of that knock into things and grab at random stuff. tangled in each other. using as an extension of his mischief. holding ww & touching all over to overstimulate him. many such uses...03 Nov 2026 21:11 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzgqupcg3c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzgomo2mqk2nNgl I eat upppp those fics where vash finds out he’s pregnant after ww dies. Usually I gotta have ww revive at some point bc otherwise im SAD but ough…single dad vash w his little miracle baby left from the one love that changed him irreparably…im sick03 Nov 2026 20:31 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzgomo2mqk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzgkxzgxi22zthinks about ww exploring his EOM trauma in a safe sexual setting with exploratory dom vash and starting off with a scene where ww is supposed to Not Cum, like he thinks by being able to hold off despite the ‘efforts’ he’ll get some control back. and then he cums anyway03 Nov 2026 19:26 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzgkxzgxi22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzf4yvjr422mi do love theorizing about the forms of protection in omegaverse (types of muzzles, bite-proof collars, fang caps, heavy condoms, knot-preventing rings) but the problem is vashwood are dipshits who live in trying times so 9/10 theyre fuckin raw. someones most likely getting bitten and/or impregnated03 Nov 2026 05:43 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzf4yvjr422mhttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzex3kxfmc2roccasionally I think of vash wailing and trembling on wws cock and I feel faint. that boy is a screamer and a begger to be sure. 100+ years of touch starvation and isolation will do that to you when under the attention of a guy who NEEDS to make you cum or he’ll be SO SAD03 Nov 2026 03:57 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzex3kxfmc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzeroaiikk2svash could have a fully clothed ww on his knees and literally just look down at him and watch in real time as he grows hard as a rock and leaking. this could be hot if vash wasnt so flustered. ww is also flustered but his pupils are like the size of the moon so this just makes it worse03 Nov 2026 02:20 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzeroaiikk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzeeza2cg22tdestined to write vash getting knotted and stuffed like a turkey, forced to do my stupid little assignments02 Nov 2026 22:34 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzeeza2cg22thttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mze25g4nik2ya real modern vampire & werewolf au is 2 guys with specific schedules but need a roommate to survive in this economy. luckily their roomie doesnt ask about their weird habits, because theyre too busy worrying about their own & looking human. a comedy of errors. and this would happen to vashwood02 Nov 2026 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mze25g4nik2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzdzznkmhk2yin a world where vampires are typecast as rich aristocrats, vampire vash breaks this mold. by being broke as shit02 Nov 2026 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdzznkmhk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzcrpyumps2oif wolfwood wasn't meant to be collared then why did nightow make concept art of him in a choker with a little cross? checkmate02 Nov 2026 07:16 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzcrpyumps2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzckcnmrhs2wvash whos so repressed & pent up that he cums a fountain when he sticks his dick in ww the first time. just rutting into him bc each continuous wave takes him out. cum dripping down wws thighs before he even pulls out, incredibly embarrassed about looking over-eager02 Nov 2026 05:03 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzckcnmrhs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/skipsjack.bsky.social/post/3mzcj7mrvac2hsorry im insane rn. omegaverse vw need to get into a slavers auction for whatever reason on some job, the only way in is to pose as a 'seller' & his product. vash cant exactly fake a secondary gender + is very much damaged, but alpha ww...he'd make a very pretty prize for someone willing to buy02 Nov 2026 04:43 +0000at://did:plc:m6frcarvb37mqqc2jp5pm55x/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzcj7mrvac2h