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Love this sport.</description><pubDate>12 Jun 2026 19:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m6fwpfss7le4ppeqiuanel2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo4jdp2cn226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sjmidnight.bsky.social/post/3mo4hovt4z225</link><description>I LOVE SET PIECES</description><pubDate>12 Jun 2026 19:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m6fwpfss7le4ppeqiuanel2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo4hovt4z225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sjmidnight.bsky.social/post/3mlucvprid222</link><description>I guess to actually elaborate on this:&#xA;&#xA;ECL was a short-lived miniseries of a fed I ran last year that kinda sorta wasn&#39;t an efed at all (or at the very least it was the efed equivalent of Game Changer).&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 02:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m6fwpfss7le4ppeqiuanel2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlucvprid222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sjmidnight.bsky.social/post/3mlqvgg7epk2x</link><description>Oh fuck, you&#39;re going to make me reference ECL again&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 18:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m6fwpfss7le4ppeqiuanel2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqvgg7epk2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sjmidnight.bsky.social/post/3mlejvyrm622d</link><description>mostly I&#39;m just really dumb&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 20:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m6fwpfss7le4ppeqiuanel2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlejvyrm622d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sjmidnight.bsky.social/post/3ml7v7qsz5k2z</link><description>On the bright side, my staff finally gets what I mean when I call something &#34;the great invention of our time.&#34;</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 23:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m6fwpfss7le4ppeqiuanel2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7v7qsz5k2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sjmidnight.bsky.social/post/3ml7q4fblc22w</link><description>My brilliant book club idea has accidentally become a literacy program.</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 22:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m6fwpfss7le4ppeqiuanel2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7q4fblc22w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sjmidnight.bsky.social/post/3mifh3rxlh22g</link><description>AHAHAHAHAHAHA</description><pubDate>01 Apr 2026 00:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m6fwpfss7le4ppeqiuanel2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mifh3rxlh22g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sjmidnight.bsky.social/post/3mhyo2ppbgk2s</link><description>LETS GOOOOOOOOO</description><pubDate>26 Mar 2026 22:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m6fwpfss7le4ppeqiuanel2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhyo2ppbgk2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sjmidnight.bsky.social/post/3mhynh4p6nk2e</link><description>Edin Džeko is the most consistent male figure in my life</description><pubDate>26 Mar 2026 22:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m6fwpfss7le4ppeqiuanel2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhynh4p6nk2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sjmidnight.bsky.social/post/3mhyiit35i22u</link><description>fuck</description><pubDate>26 Mar 2026 20:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m6fwpfss7le4ppeqiuanel2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhyiit35i22u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sjmidnight.bsky.social/post/3m5wpjon5t226</link><description>better luck in March, boys</description><pubDate>18 Nov 2025 21:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m6fwpfss7le4ppeqiuanel2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5wpjon5t226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sjmidnight.bsky.social/post/3m5wocmmmak2s</link><description>fuck</description><pubDate>18 Nov 2025 21:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m6fwpfss7le4ppeqiuanel2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5wocmmmak2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/sjmidnight.bsky.social/post/3m5wldouabk2d</link><description>are you fucking kidding me</description><pubDate>18 Nov 2025 20:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m6fwpfss7le4ppeqiuanel2p/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5wldouabk2d</guid></item></channel></rss>