I owe you one, so I'm gonna jam up your opera! Author of FINAL FANTASY VI for @bossfightbooks.com: bit.ly/final-fantasy-vi Contributor and executive officer @popheist.com he/him/homohttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mprepkfwz22uthis is stuck in my head like a song [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Jul 2026 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mprepkfwz22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mpjahzzi2s2l@rhymeswithibiza.bsky.social as promised on twitter in 2023, i am saying hi three years later, almost (exactly) to the day30 Jun 2026 14:44 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpjahzzi2s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mnhzhu6gfs2qget your Encarta ’95 CDs out of storage, kids, bc they’ll be coming for wikipedia next [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Jun 2026 16:15 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnhzhu6gfs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mng3vmlouk2khaving a real hard time deciding who has the most punchable face here [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Jun 2026 21:54 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mng3vmlouk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mnftgqi2gk2xbrett has been working hard on this piece for a long time, and I am SO EXCITED for folks to be able to read it! [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Jun 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnftgqi2gk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mmzx6x454s2hnothing hits quite like your head hits a cinder block wall after you fall down the stairs, leaving you with a minor concussion30 May 2026 01:57 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmzx6x454s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mmynuua4vc2mwe really should get a mulligan on the bisesquicentennial when we have an even slightly competent administration [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 May 2026 13:38 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmynuua4vc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mmxul36lxc2hif’s giving Niles II: Wrath of Crane [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 May 2026 06:05 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmxul36lxc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mmvd6lzz2c2omaybe it’s bc i’m gay, but isn’t the baby the worst part? [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 May 2026 05:49 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmvd6lzz2c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mmdfuwht5k24anybody out there know where my brother keeps his needle-nose pliers? i can’t find them and he’s not answering my texts21 May 2026 02:49 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmdfuwht5k24https://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3ml7jwh37ks2moh hey, it's ya boy sebastian popping up in a great piece by @phoenixwritesdown.bsky.social—check it out in the latest issue of the very excellent Unwinnable magazine! [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 20:26 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7jwh37ks2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3ml2t7i7syc2vi need a minute [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2t7i7syc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mjsxaqtjak2etomodachi life is the wildest game of mad libs. on my island, da chill zone, alyssa edwards is friends with storm from the x-men, and bill pullman has a crush on my sister-in-law19 Apr 2026 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjsxaqtjak2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mjllbd7pxk2fwill tomodachi life: living the dream fill the miitomo-shaped hole in my heart?16 Apr 2026 04:31 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjllbd7pxk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mjigqgrjcs2ri want to send this to everyone in my family who uses slop generators https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/ai-boiling-frog-human-cognition-study14 Apr 2026 22:32 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjigqgrjcs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mjfzngrj2s2hcommitting arson against a billionaire’s home is what we call “luigi’s mansion”-ing [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Apr 2026 23:32 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfzngrj2s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mjezu4skek2bmy brother was at an electronics disposal event over the weekend, and the guy in front of him tossed this in the bin. brother picked it up and took it home. all of it is in working condition. the total cost of this score was $0 and 0¢. i am murderous.13 Apr 2026 14:03 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjezu4skek2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mjezgqjzh22bpope leo said "bitch i am from chicago"13 Apr 2026 13:56 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjezgqjzh22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mjcxb2ajx224the dubious merits of this list aside, i have only played: -skyrim long enough to figure out that i didn't know what i was doing and never would -cyberpunk 2077 long enough to get past the dick-selection portion of the character design only to realize i probably wouldn't see that dick much if ever [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Apr 2026 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjcxb2ajx224https://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mj7xffw7ds2uThis is FUNDED and now has a STRETCH GOAL. I’m proud of my husband! y’all still interested? check this puppy out! [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Apr 2026 13:36 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj7xffw7ds2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3mj4gan4hrk2ymy husband is VERY CLOSE to having the funding to make this very specific lane of nostalgia a reality! and i want YOU 🫵 to take it over the goal! i have watched him work on this for weeks and i can tell you that no insane detail has been overlooked. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/brettwhite/fund-box-eat-cards-turn-nostalgia-into-cards-you-can-hold10 Apr 2026 03:51 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj4gan4hrk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/sebsational.bsky.social/post/3miwxszxfm22ahe got that rest rooms booty thicc camper ass dumper [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 23:50 +0000at://did:plc:m7b5k66tjp24cfmioptu2swd/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwxszxfm22a