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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>🎓 Grad Prof | MBA | 🐶 Dog Enthusiast&#xA;⚽ EPL &amp; Sounders Fan | 🌲 PNW Local&#xA;💍 Married | 🛑 Resister | 💻Simulationist | 🥖🎪Pro-Bread &amp; Circuses but Anti-Fascism | Was hoping to meet for drinks but looks like we might need to Red Dawn this 🚫 No DMs.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social</link><title>@theweaseltimeline.bsky.social - Scott Allen</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mvqjsfvr2223</link><description>We’re number 1. We’re number 1</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2026 20:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqjsfvr2223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mvq5eniz5s2n</link><description>Are we the baddies? &#xA;&#xA;-Asks a moron with a microphone &#xA;&#xA;https://www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-rogan-donald-trump-supporters-fucking-nuts-left-wing-my-whole-life_n_6aabafd0e4b0812a5f1085eb</description><pubDate>17 Sep 2026 17:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvq5eniz5s2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mvnpsigi7c2n</link><description>Making meat tea today</description><pubDate>16 Sep 2026 18:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnpsigi7c2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mvkznkbjus2c</link><description>Dear Journalists-&#xA;&#xA;Please ask the smartest man in the history of all smart men…”What is AI?” &#xA;&#xA;Then:&#xA;&#xA;“Please help the American people understand it”&#xA;&#xA;🧨🧨🧨🎇🎆🎆🎇</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2026 16:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkznkbjus2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mvigdw6h2c2u</link><description>Breaking: Geneticist unlocks key to a baby dinosaur in every household. Business deliver a dinosaur baby to 80% of humans. People love baby dinosaurs&#xA;&#xA;Geneticists warn that the baby dinosaurs are growing faster than expected and will eat us all. Then state we should probably not have baby dinosaurs.</description><pubDate>14 Sep 2026 15:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvigdw6h2c2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mve7smu7ts2v</link><description>👇👇👇&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>12 Sep 2026 23:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mve7smu7ts2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mvdovjvjc22o</link><description>“I’ll give every human $5000 if I win” -Infantino…probably &#xA;&#xA;https://www.givemesport.com/gianni-infantino-causes-stir-corrupt-message-fifa-elections-world-cup/</description><pubDate>12 Sep 2026 18:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdovjvjc22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mv6onyjpys2v</link><description>Do laws even matter&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 18:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6onyjpys2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3muzzcjnahs27</link><description>Wow. This is spectacular. Thank you.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 21:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzzcjnahs27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mukerjrx722p</link><description>Republican platform: more teen pregnancy. &#xA;&#xA;Dems need to show this clip on repeat</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 16:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukerjrx722p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3muajd6bgt22q</link><description>So it begins:&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>29 Aug 2026 18:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muajd6bgt22q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mtr6bevghk2g</link><description>And Europeans live longer because they drink wine!</description><pubDate>23 Aug 2026 16:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtr6bevghk2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mtp4qysypk22</link><description>But don’t worry MAGA, I’m sure he would rescue you. 🤦‍♂️</description><pubDate>22 Aug 2026 20:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtp4qysypk22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mtjtxn4z6222</link><description>Another great point from AOC.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Aug 2026 18:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjtxn4z6222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mtepmkzku22e</link><description>Dear advertisers: &#xA;&#xA;If I detect AI slop in your advertising I assume you also poison your product and underpay your employees &#xA;&#xA;I’ll act accordingly.</description><pubDate>18 Aug 2026 17:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtepmkzku22e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3msyonnj5k22m</link><description>Hahahahahahahahaha……….aaaahhhhaahahahahahahahagagagggrrrgghhh. HA!</description><pubDate>13 Aug 2026 22:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3msyonnj5k22m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3msnyindqns2g</link><description>*we’re in danger”</description><pubDate>09 Aug 2026 16:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3msnyindqns2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mshes6k5qk22</link><description>Can’t wait to see that $100 iPhone.</description><pubDate>07 Aug 2026 01:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mshes6k5qk22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3msbzrgzaus23</link><description>Seriously. Just do this 👇&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Aug 2026 22:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbzrgzaus23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3msbvmzw2tk2y</link><description>So during Trump’s first term God sent a plague. &#xA;&#xA;During his second term its fires and floods. &#xA;&#xA;Can someone ask a religious person how many signs they’re gonna need?</description><pubDate>04 Aug 2026 20:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3msbvmzw2tk2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mrzvxkq3bc2n</link><description>And the Trump curse continues. Everything he touches, dies. &#xA;&#xA;https://www.theguardian.com/football/2026/aug/01/humiliated-gianni-infantino-must-stand-down-fifa-or-be-removed-uefa-football-politics</description><pubDate>01 Aug 2026 16:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrzvxkq3bc2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mrsc5v2nts2m</link><description>This is some insight to the dark future run by billionaires. &#xA;&#xA;Please follow Minnesota’s lead @governorferguson.bsky.social &#xA;@ltgovdennyheck.bsky.social &#xA;&#xA;https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/28/spacexs-xai-sues-minnesota-over-law-to-ban-nudify-apps-.html</description><pubDate>29 Jul 2026 15:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsc5v2nts2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mrb74lfjgc2z</link><description>Sweet. &#xA;&#xA;Now do Saudi nukes&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>22 Jul 2026 20:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrb74lfjgc2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mrb2ldu7fc2e</link><description>It’s weird when the “put women back in the kitchen” party creates policy to…..*checks notes* put women back in the kitchen. &#xA;&#xA;https://www.huffpost.com/entry/live-updates_n_6a5ddaf5e4b063a1f5f200e1/liveblog_6a5fc2bae4b06bbe43f4e004</description><pubDate>22 Jul 2026 19:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrb2ldu7fc2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mr25ebisgk2d</link><description>Great work America. Way to overcome our vibe and show our true colors. &#xA;&#xA;Not the World Cup we deserved but definitely the World Cup we needed.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Jul 2026 01:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr25ebisgk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/theweaseltimeline.bsky.social/post/3mqwpwk5ay22x</link><description>More and more of this please&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Jul 2026 16:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:m7oa6oudi5gw7gthner2xsoj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwpwk5ay22x</guid></item></channel></rss>