Flaxen blonde curating erotic subplots to supplement the quotidian. Email bookeffiewhite@gmail.com for the prologue. https://linkin.bio/effiewhitetohttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mkdmnfmvts2bAs the wise poet Mac Miller stated in his seminal work "Thoughts from a Balcony" — all we got is memories, so what the f*ck is time. Schedule your time accordingly.25 Apr 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdmnfmvts2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mjngor3qps2xI've accepted an offer that will solidify a long overdue career pivot. Now celebrating with my best friend. That said, he is not the best conversationalist, insists on saying hi to everyone who enters the establishment, and is very distracted by squirrels. Could use a human.16 Apr 2026 22:14 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjngor3qps2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mjfehoeu3227Recently every time I feel compelled to post here, I realize my life has become almost entirely AI and dog. Not sure this is the best brand.13 Apr 2026 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfehoeu3227https://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mj6gflpblk2uSuccess! Will be celebrating with a quiet evening in with my dog. Maybe drinks tomorrow. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Apr 2026 22:59 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6gflpblk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mitc7wcwo224You think you're watching the Son of God. Frame shifts — heretic cult leader, correctly dealt with. Shifts again — God, watching the whole time. One of my favourite prophets, he thinks. Not today. Quietly substitutes the body right before the cross. Jesus goes home. Someone else takes the fall. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Apr 2026 12:45 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mitc7wcwo224https://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mirsl6a5yc2sA few months ago I learned that in Islam, Jesus wasn't crucified — he was substituted for at the last second. The whole story reframes. Gone Girl got a David Fincher adaptation. Just saying.05 Apr 2026 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirsl6a5yc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mihym2as4c2sApparently in 1561 Eduard de Dene wrote a poem about a Flemish nobleman sending his servant on absurd errands across the Low Countries. The servant's refrain, each time: I'm afraid you're trying to make me run a fool's errand. Then he went anyway. ...I totally relate.02 Apr 2026 00:54 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihym2as4c2shttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mieho5mkls2tI just finished a fourth interview for a position I'm excited about. At this point, I've run out of different ways to say I'm a team player who, despite appearances, is actually an aspiring tech nerd. Wish me luck. Thank you in advance #OurSky followers!31 Mar 2026 15:13 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mieho5mkls2thttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mibxi74aic2aQuestion: when you dream, how often are you aware that you're dreaming? Do you ever try to test it — pinch yourself, that kind of thing?30 Mar 2026 15:18 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mibxi74aic2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mia452udac25I’m building a website (finally). Someone else seems to have snagged the domain effiewhite.com (it’s password protected), but effiewhite.org is still available. I understand .com is better for SEO, but .org is more in line with my brand. https://effiewhite.com29 Mar 2026 21:36 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mia452udac25https://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mi7h5xqjqs2uI'm seeing a lot of people posting that they are moving to Telegram for client engagement. Is the idea that you would have your own Telegram channel or that a group of you will curate a channel. If it's the latter, how do I join a group? I've never used Telegram so this may not make sense.29 Mar 2026 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7h5xqjqs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mi2yn5bi7c25The golden hour (approximately 7:30 am).27 Mar 2026 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi2yn5bi7c25https://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mhvejsmric2lWell, hello there…25 Mar 2026 15:07 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhvejsmric2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mhnnud7h522dI've been thinking about blindfolds. Not as a prop — as a principle. What happens to you when you can't see. The way your other senses quietly take over, filling the space that sight left behind. Touch gets more deliberate. Sound carries further. O.Noir, then mine? Let's see how loud the dark gets.22 Mar 2026 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhnnud7h522dhttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mhlxw2gsck2zSo it’s spring now?21 Mar 2026 21:27 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhlxw2gsck2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mhjcj4efnk2tA day to mark new beginnings. Happy spring equinox and Nowruz! Also, I really need to clean my patio. (In my defence, it was raining all morning.)20 Mar 2026 19:59 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhjcj4efnk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mhiso4r6u22dOkay everyone — I need somewhere to brag about building a Python script with Claude this morning. That said, two hours of debugging later, it does not appear that I will be launching a tech startup after all, and I could really use a glass of wine.20 Mar 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhiso4r6u22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mh7eknibic2qUpdate! [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Mar 2026 21:09 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh7eknibic2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mh5gumgsx22qI recently learned that the term “evidence based medicine” exists. And I’m a little confused / concerned.16 Mar 2026 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh5gumgsx22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mh2rnn7d6s2sSelf-care is important. Bookeffiewhite@gmail.com #oursky #datetoronto #dateTO15 Mar 2026 01:20 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh2rnn7d6s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mgmvsqfjfk25At 2am the bed is a tangle of unresolved wrongness. At 6:45, nine minutes after the alarm, it becomes a warm cocoon of pure being. Nothing has changed except everything.09 Mar 2026 12:57 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgmvsqfjfk25https://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mggbcgum6c2oWhen it comes to AI content, I am at maximum token capacity. But I'll be damned if the robot overlords take the reins while I wasn't paying attention…06 Mar 2026 21:34 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mggbcgum6c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mdyaktb7nk27As far as I’m concerned, this is cashmere season.03 Feb 2026 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdyaktb7nk27https://bsky.app/profile/effiewhite.bsky.social/post/3mdvxpytolc2tExcited for February?02 Feb 2026 23:09 +0000at://did:plc:mb2bgnxpyneulk6d4xs4p336/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdvxpytolc2t