Jonathan Sims (He/Him) - Multi award-winning writer & VA. Writer: Thirteen Storeys, Family Business, The Magnus Archives. VA: Slay the Princess, The Mechanisms, audiodramas. Games: MacGuffin & Co. Rep'd by Zoë Plant, The Bent Agency jonathan-sims.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mlpzh245qc26If you havent checked out the free preview of mine and Sash's year of horror investigations, its really worth it. Publishing an adventure titled "Blood on Santa's Claw" may be one of my proudest achievements. Check it out and follow the upcoming campaign. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/macguffinandco/the-bad-year/13 May 2026 09:46 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpzh245qc26https://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mlofq4ixpc2iOh and I forgot to mention - the Follow page has a free preview of the first 16 adventures, so you can check that out right the heck now! [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 18:20 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlofq4ixpc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mlodfsekss2xThat's right - a whole year of spooky mysteries written by me & Sash and, before you ask, they're system neutral so YES they will be playable with The Magnus Archives RPG. [And yeah, we know about Kickstarter's announcement yesterday, but it was all in motion by then, so don't hold it against us] [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 17:39 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlodfsekss2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mlmi6hxvwk2f"Wonderful," we said to ourselves, having just sent a bunch of promo material off to print. "Now all Kickstarter needs to do is not shit the bed for the next 18 hours." Ah well. Too late to pivot now. Watch this space tomorrow.11 May 2026 23:59 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmi6hxvwk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3miek7gfdxc2tI know a lot of folks have been asking about the US release of The Burn Line, and I've only been able to answer with an enigmatic smirk. Well no longer - behold!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Mar 2026 15:58 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3miek7gfdxc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3miek7gfdxc2tI know a lot of folks have been asking about the US release of The Burn Line, and I've only been able to answer with an enigmatic smirk. Well no longer - behold!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Mar 2026 15:58 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3miek7gfdxc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3midvj2is7c2wStill going strong -punish my wrists for their hubris! [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Mar 2026 09:48 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3midvj2is7c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mhtg2lknpk2nI don't know how to communicate in written form the horrible little sex-noise I need to capture the character they've got me playing, so lets go with "eeeuuhehhh..." [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Mar 2026 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhtg2lknpk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mhtcjuv3dk2wBased on how good MOONFLOW was, you need to get up on this thing right the fuck now. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Mar 2026 19:26 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhtcjuv3dk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mgvfqmtln223It's gonna be a good ol' time! [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Mar 2026 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgvfqmtln223https://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mgnbu4ji4s2cI know I see to just be constantly yelling about different projects or books or Magnus things at the moment, but if you've still got any money left and like to spend some time cracking mysteries... [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Mar 2026 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgnbu4ji4s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mgg6eavz5s2pWhat is this? Some kinda bandcamp Friday? jonathansims.bandcamp.com https://jonathansims.bandcamp.com/06 Mar 2026 20:41 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgg6eavz5s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mgfzca2hck2kIt's gonna be a fun old time and there might be a couple of 🎶announcements🎶 (but you didn't hear it from me). [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Mar 2026 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgfzca2hck2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mga2uv5gjs2kBehold! Pre-orders for SIGNED AND DEDICATED copies of my next book THE BURN LINE are open now from my good friends at West End Lane Books (@welbooks.bsky.social)! Order your copy NOW - they will deliver it to you wherever you are on this Earth. Maybe even the Sea. https://www.welbooks.co.uk/shop/p/the-burn-line-by-jonathan-sims-signed04 Mar 2026 10:23 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mga2uv5gjs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mfse4o3jcs2mMe? Check. Alex? Check. Reading some statements? Check. Chatting some shit? Check. When and where? Check. Ok I checked and its yes to all the above in Sheffield on 5th July! [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Feb 2026 23:31 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfse4o3jcs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mfs6rnwuqs2jJust had an absolutely lovely chat with @premeemohamed.com for reasons that ain't none of your business don't worry about it, but I will say I unfortunately had to lay down some hard truths about who's getting shipped with who.26 Feb 2026 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfs6rnwuqs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mdvofg6f222t*chanting* Cave death! Cave death! Cave death! Cave death! [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Feb 2026 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdvofg6f222thttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mbtny53zwk2wIf you're not on this shit yet, then get on this shit. "Oh I don't want to die in a cave, Jonny" don't fucking lie to me of course you do. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jan 2026 14:19 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbtny53zwk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mbccf25vqs2mSettled on my new years resolutions: - Watch a horror movie with a glass of whiskey at least once a week - Host a bread party for Lammastide - Finish learning to drive and visit an ancient yew - Paint that damn wall31 Dec 2025 16:37 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbccf25vqs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3maqxdoo5wk2itwitch.tv/jonnywaistcoat24 Dec 2025 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3maqxdoo5wk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3maqscxr4222i [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Dec 2025 17:34 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3maqscxr4222ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3maodi3y3cs2iMods asleep, post bearded cricketer's head with bat wings telling you about my stream.23 Dec 2025 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3maodi3y3cs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3malnx3f2cs2iTwo stone-cold classics in the genre of ghostly vibes, coming to you at the speed of sound (specifically the sound of a languid, luxuriant recitation).22 Dec 2025 16:32 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3malnx3f2cs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3maj7v4g24c2tI've never advertised anything in my life as well as I'm advertising this little Christmas Stream, and it's just because I'm having so much fun with these pictures21 Dec 2025 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3maj7v4g24c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mahezfjzqs2tBe there, or be haunted by the knowledge that you missed it; hounded by the spectre of spooks unlistened. Or, like, catch the VOD later. You do you.20 Dec 2025 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mahezfjzqs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mae4vqiqt22oI was originally only intending to do one of these to promo my ghost story stream, but there are so many fun images I might just do a bunch of them.19 Dec 2025 16:39 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mae4vqiqt22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3madrweimhs2pHad a lot of fun putting this one together - a great village full of weird sisters, smelly tanners and definitely-not-destined-princes-just-normal-sons [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Dec 2025 13:22 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3madrweimhs2p