Jonathan Sims (He/Him) - Multi award-winning writer & VA. Writer: Thirteen Storeys, Family Business, The Magnus Archives. VA: Slay the Princess, The Mechanisms, audiodramas. Games: MacGuffin & Co. Rep'd by Zoë Plant, The Bent Agency jonathan-sims.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3muxng5npvs2iJust read the patron preview for the next strip of @bransonreese.bsky.social's Swanboy and goddammit how can I be this hype for a fuckin webcomic? Is it 2009? That's not how its supposed to work anymore. This is embarrassing.07 Sep 2026 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxng5npvs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mufb4vj6fs23Had a great time in this one - I got to talk about how great The King in Yellow is, despite The King in Yellow being kinda mid in a lot of ways. [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Aug 2026 15:51 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufb4vj6fs23https://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3muagnoksks2gHad a great time recording this and a time reading it! [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Aug 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muagnoksks2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mtksa7ji2c2nThey shoulda let me write the Golden Axe movie.21 Aug 2026 03:15 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtksa7ji2c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mt3cjah53k2xLearning about Shounen anime from @frankentine.bsky.social and it sounds like every shonen anime is actually just the X-Men? But they all have different names for their unique superpowers and call them something other than mutants? Am I right about this? Have I successfully learned the Shounen jump?14 Aug 2026 23:24 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3cjah53k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mskqhmhkgs2qDelightful review, and very generous in the depth it ascribes to the fairly blunt politics of the book :p [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Aug 2026 09:18 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mskqhmhkgs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3ms6n772vy22aHad great fun playing this awful mecha-pervert! [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Aug 2026 13:48 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms6n772vy22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mrkd4jzxbk2qScully: Victim was strangled. Mulder: Scully, hear me out. What if through some quirk of evolution, demon spiders from the future built a murderous human suit powered by ghost crystals? Scully: Mulder, that's absurd. CUT TO: INT. DEMON SPIDER CRYSTAL WORKSHOP. NIGHT.26 Jul 2026 11:54 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrkd4jzxbk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mrhlsfuxgc2cHaving a bit of an X-Files rewatch, and I'd honestly forgotten quite how much it's just "The Adventures of the FBI's Most Special Boy and his Dumb Idiot Partner Who's Always Wrong".25 Jul 2026 09:51 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrhlsfuxgc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mrdfypujss2dSo, a bunch of folks are getting their preorders of my latest book (lovely!) and so I'm getting tagged in a lot of posts that say "It's finally here!" The problem is every time I read that my brain autocompletes "Performing for you / If you know the words you can join in too!"23 Jul 2026 17:57 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrdfypujss2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mqmeuxjric2kThis evening! I'm going to be talking and signing THE BURN LINE at Topping & Company in Edinburgh. Hope to see y'all there.14 Jul 2026 14:06 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmeuxjric2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mq7suwi3m22bLovely review of THE BURN LINE! https://www.buzzmag.co.uk/burn-line-jonathan-sims-book-review/09 Jul 2026 14:12 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq7suwi3m22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/jonnysims.bsky.social/post/3mq7fktlvgs25Oof, pretty hot today, isn't it? Well you know what'll make it hotter (but, like, in a good spooky way)? It's the UK release date for my new novel THE BURN LINE! Available now from all good bookshops and a few of the mediocre ones! Come burn with me!09 Jul 2026 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:mcgvrm6ef5ye3m7lppp67thn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq7fktlvgs25