hi i’m emmy. i’m in grad school getting a phd in woke (pfp: staxdeadempress.bsky.social)https://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvv43vyglc2mpissing off right wingers bc i called porky pig a transgender man on instagram19 Sep 2026 16:29 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvv43vyglc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvv3gusonc2xit’s so crazy that (even w premium) youtube shorts just plasters obnoxious ads on top of the screen that you have to press and hold to get rid of 😭19 Sep 2026 16:17 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvv3gusonc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvsshpyrks26just overheard a guy say “i never see you at the bus station” in the same tone you would say “i never see you at the club”18 Sep 2026 18:31 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvsshpyrks26https://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvoa5bdars2mhard to tell which demographic this reflects most poorly on [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 22:52 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvoa5bdars2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvo2mliw522bwoke up mid as hell again today 😏16 Sep 2026 21:13 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvo2mliw522bhttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvlzibmv522wi got psyduck back from psa16 Sep 2026 01:48 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlzibmv522whttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvjlagjjks2fwhen mary shelley wrote the “i ought to be thy adam” passage she was thinking about trans people15 Sep 2026 02:28 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjlagjjks2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvjfnabuac2cit’s so fucked that the shiny for swanna, the pokemon based on swan lake, isn’t black???? girl black swan 😭15 Sep 2026 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjfnabuac2chttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvityu7dq22li don’t have to shit but was thinking about using the pot for a while. hopefully no one takes issue with that14 Sep 2026 19:32 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvityu7dq22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvir72vpxk2udo y’all think king princess would be more popular if she hadn’t said “thicc queen” that one time14 Sep 2026 18:41 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvir72vpxk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvdx4s3lfs2mdid yall see this [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 20:44 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdx4s3lfs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvduffeat22his there a reason antibiotics are not OTC12 Sep 2026 19:55 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvduffeat22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvcfsbqcxs2g[blank] when there’s a [blank] at the [blank]12 Sep 2026 06:02 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvcfsbqcxs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvbkhdtp7s23they should invent a way for you to open up your own sinus cavities and clean em out real good11 Sep 2026 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbkhdtp7s23https://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mvbkckeg3k23being on a trivia team will have you reading about active volcanoes like “this could come up”11 Sep 2026 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbkckeg3k23https://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mv7ja5lz6225daffy duck and bugs bunny really do make quite the pair, don’t they?11 Sep 2026 02:25 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7ja5lz6225https://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mv5734gk3c22rewatching roadrunner and coyote cartoons and thinking “he doesn’t deserve any of this.”10 Sep 2026 04:18 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv5734gk3c22https://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mv525zxcqs26i remember being impressed with hbomberguy when he did the livestream for trans charity but in retrospect he really just did fuck all and played video games for two days straight right?? lmao10 Sep 2026 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv525zxcqs26https://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mv4lwgguus2sartists on the internet would have you believe trans women have a full wardrobe themed after the trans flag09 Sep 2026 22:35 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4lwgguus2shttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mv4hulnvr22ipizza cheese. there’s a concept. we think it’s mozzarella but there’s more to it. it’s just pizza cheese, something way different09 Sep 2026 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4hulnvr22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/princewife.bsky.social/post/3mv46xamp5c25tip to ensure you always fill class time: tell your students “i might end class early today depending on how things go” and you will karmically be guaranteed to end one minute early. just one of those tricks of fate09 Sep 2026 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:mf2g7frado7deygrx3x247py/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv46xamp5c25