A creative in VC by day and cosplaying an airline by night. mostly here for Gotham FC and also dogshttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3mpt6tf6xq22nIlu Brits but I will never not dunk on you today. IYKYK 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸04 Jul 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpt6tf6xq22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3mkzytp42hc2sRIP04 May 2026 15:36 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzytp42hc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3mjfm26i6qs26This is me posting content so I never lose this glorious account. Thanks for your angry United Airlines mentions they only make me grow stronger 🥰🥰13 Apr 2026 19:29 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfm26i6qs26https://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3lr2guivyrc24Despite the score line am I crazy for thinking (first ten mins aside) Gotham looked p good today? I know we need to start winning games again but good shots and felt more cohesive than recent weeks07 Jun 2025 22:52 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr2guivyrc24https://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3lr2gksdmh224Chesky hates Gotham it’s official tbh she seems to hate every women’s soccer team she encounters07 Jun 2025 22:47 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lr2gksdmh224https://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3lmq4edrwpc2eAmazing game to see at home let’s goooooo [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Apr 2025 22:37 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmq4edrwpc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3linqr4zd6c2kFor Sonnett’s 100th #uswnt cap tonight bless the Redditor who shared this lore with me, truly an icon of the game https://www.tumblr.com/that-soccer-guru/628014449025040384/do-you-have-the-clip-of-sonnett-getting-hit-in-the21 Feb 2025 02:23 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3linqr4zd6c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3lhhphyrwts2zMIDGE!!!!!!!05 Feb 2025 23:19 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhhphyrwts2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3lgdxozgctc2dAlso how I categorize my inbox fwiw [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jan 2025 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgdxozgctc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3kstaawb56v2zGot an hour of sleep and been at the Stockholm airport since 4am with at least two delays causing us to miss our connection home so far, have transcended anxiety, AMA19 May 2024 07:30 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3kstaawb56v2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3ksigcsfdjt2kMe: stressing about our tight connection Also me: pulled out my tray and it immediately broke, causing a mechanical delay which will prob mean we miss our connection 🤡🤡🤡 (Yes, the mechanical delay was so they could shove it back in place and tape it)15 May 2024 00:19 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ksigcsfdjt2khttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3knrpob3krp2yNew Gotham season seats do not suck16 Mar 2024 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3knrpob3krp2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3kl6642he4r2sCan’t wait to see my superb owl ad tonight11 Feb 2024 20:29 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3kl6642he4r2shttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3kjiwsr2mbc27LinkedIn? On a weekend? Only if I’m paid overtime21 Jan 2024 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3kjiwsr2mbc27https://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3kdz2csp67d2nBATS BATS BATS inject these celebration videos directly into my veinssss Gotham12 Nov 2023 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdz2csp67d2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3kdifw5x6ru2bGOTHAM IN THE FINAL I AM NOT WELL AFTER THAT GAME OMFG06 Nov 2023 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdifw5x6ru2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3kd5v4euhis23Ring Neighbors is most toxic social feed tbh01 Nov 2023 22:26 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd5v4euhis23https://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3kd364n7eab2l@darthbluesky.bsky.social my bun and my pup will not stand being together so I had to improvise for our family Halloween photo I hope you like31 Oct 2023 20:30 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd364n7eab2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3k5wxkpenuh25How’s this for a meta skeet @myself27 Aug 2023 13:16 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k5wxkpenuh25https://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3k4wxs5pmsp2vI cannot with this face14 Aug 2023 19:55 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4wxs5pmsp2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3k4wxpsebv72swhat a life14 Aug 2023 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4wxpsebv72shttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3k4peq6ii2x2gI forgot to update here but important to note I have rescued the bun and he is healthy and (I hope) happy. P sure he thinks he’s in a very fancy Martha Stewart prison rn11 Aug 2023 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4peq6ii2x2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3k4c7xsitg52lI cannot [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Aug 2023 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4c7xsitg52lhttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3k3qvvzoeln2zthis is the bun-rescuing vibe I am manifesting today [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2023 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3qvvzoeln2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3k3ommeo5fd2zok Bluesky, it’s finally time to fill you in on my own personal white whale. or in this case, tiny furry ginger whale my husband named “Albi.” Albi has been in our neighborhood since May and we see him every few days. At first, he was pretty small and seemed to thrive outside29 Jul 2023 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3ommeo5fd2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/united.bsky.social/post/3k3odhxxhzl2lguys I’m really bad at being on here but I have like 6 (exactly 6) codes if any of your friends want them?29 Jul 2023 16:04 +0000at://did:plc:mf64eddlkca36b4yysmisma3/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3odhxxhzl2l