I'm a furry pervert AND I VOTE. He/Him. Icon by @billbeagle.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.social/post/3ml6sa4aq4k2pI've been doing so much woodworking lately. I'm gonna become an old man and totter off to the garage to saw planks in half all day06 May 2026 13:21 +0000at://did:plc:mgnq7ohnswrvpr5yolqqo5j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6sa4aq4k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.social/post/3ml6q5qukd224Everyone's a Swatcher! #swatchertvreruns06 May 2026 12:44 +0000at://did:plc:mgnq7ohnswrvpr5yolqqo5j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6q5qukd224https://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.social/post/3ml5kvswsf22pWild how much my purchasing choices are guided by how likely they would be to turn me into an animal06 May 2026 01:38 +0000at://did:plc:mgnq7ohnswrvpr5yolqqo5j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5kvswsf22phttps://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.social/post/3m3wva3dwe22eHere he is, the Swatcher suit you've always dreamed of. Come to think of it... are you sure you're not dreaming right now? #swatchertvreruns24 Oct 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:mgnq7ohnswrvpr5yolqqo5j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3wva3dwe22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.social/post/3ml5gf6uwkc2pHonestly everyone should become my fursona, it's cool [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:mgnq7ohnswrvpr5yolqqo5j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5gf6uwkc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.social/post/3ml45e2mofs2eI'm a terrible shabby dresser myself but I really like watching fashion shows. I just have to put my politics in a little jar while I do it.05 May 2026 12:02 +0000at://did:plc:mgnq7ohnswrvpr5yolqqo5j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml45e2mofs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.social/post/3ml344hf6dc2eimagine dragons... stamping on a human face... forever05 May 2026 02:08 +0000at://did:plc:mgnq7ohnswrvpr5yolqqo5j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml344hf6dc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.social/post/3ml33nbihqc2eI desperately want Swatcher (character) to show up in the background of as many pieces of media as possible05 May 2026 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:mgnq7ohnswrvpr5yolqqo5j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml33nbihqc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.social/post/3ml2ssm2dj22pHahaha holy shit Heidi Klum04 May 2026 23:21 +0000at://did:plc:mgnq7ohnswrvpr5yolqqo5j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2ssm2dj22phttps://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.social/post/3ml2pfaisfk26Someone at one of our productions 86'd a Wuthering Heights joke because the book is too problematic and it's still itching me04 May 2026 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:mgnq7ohnswrvpr5yolqqo5j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2pfaisfk26https://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.social/post/3ml2f5zfrz227Bezos is bankrolling the met gala and so people are projecting anti-amazon messages onto buildings. Hope it works!!!04 May 2026 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:mgnq7ohnswrvpr5yolqqo5j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2f5zfrz227https://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.social/post/3mkzv3u7cvs2lWhen Lacan is like "desire is the desire of the other" I'm like "so true bestie"04 May 2026 14:29 +0000at://did:plc:mgnq7ohnswrvpr5yolqqo5j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzv3u7cvs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.social/post/3mkytx2xcf22lI've been thinking about being made of different materials and how that would change my relationship with the world. Being made of ceramic, or being made of wood, or rubber, or liquid... I'm so obsessive about transformations, it's a bottomless well of fascination for me04 May 2026 04:36 +0000at://did:plc:mgnq7ohnswrvpr5yolqqo5j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkytx2xcf22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/swatcher.bsky.social/post/3mkyppijauc2gI love products!04 May 2026 03:20 +0000at://did:plc:mgnq7ohnswrvpr5yolqqo5j4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyppijauc2g