The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer truehttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mu6pqu7fv224I’ve been excited for GTA VI for years but now I’m hearing that you play a criminal in the game? And it’s *mandatory* that you commit crimes to progress?? Gross. I’m out.29 Aug 2026 01:24 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu6pqu7fv224https://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mu4rcemaf22tSorry Harald but you’re no Dolly Parton or Tim Curry. Take a hike bozo 👎👎👎 [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Aug 2026 06:46 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4rcemaf22thttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mtxlzt547k2dTo add to all the Dolly Parton anecdotes being shared, here’s mine: I only met her once, but it was a VERY memorable encounter. She shot me in the head with a gun, killing me instantly26 Aug 2026 05:29 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxlzt547k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mtxc76qow22dI denounce all twitch streamers, all other kinds of streamers, and all video platforms. Web video and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race26 Aug 2026 02:33 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxc76qow22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mtpsddzais2uI see a lot of people on here making fun of the running robots but I’d like to let any robots reading this know that I think your running is very nice and if you need someone to betray humans for you in the Future War, I’m your man 👍23 Aug 2026 03:00 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpsddzais2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mtnbzplggs2nI would defeat Reacher simply by crashing a helicopter into him, killing us both22 Aug 2026 03:03 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtnbzplggs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mtmrx7wpzk2nThe worst thing about the endless articles about the Don’t Die man is knowing that they’ll still be writing them a million years from now21 Aug 2026 22:15 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmrx7wpzk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mtki3owlqc25Spreadsheet people New York and California Spreadsheet people I was born on Jupiter21 Aug 2026 00:13 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtki3owlqc25https://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mtkamxdans25Here’s my contribution to the spreadsheet discourse: Bluesky should let you post two dimensional threads20 Aug 2026 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkamxdans25https://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mthrcipuz22wPrince Harry to return to the UK because “you just can’t get a good beef custard in the US”19 Aug 2026 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthrcipuz22whttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mtfre2fvmc2iThe sites can still be useful, you just need sophisticated modelling to determine which bets were placed by people who had inside information [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Aug 2026 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfre2fvmc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mtfptcpons2iRIP Frank Beard https://youtu.be/bCnz3qRgDQQ?si=92xEXkqbZ4uFihJw19 Aug 2026 02:49 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfptcpons2i