The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer truehttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlwhybnfes27Christopher Nolan’s refusal to hire Vangelis as composer for The Odyssey demonstrates his complete contempt for Greek people and culture15 May 2026 23:22 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwhybnfes27https://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlv7f37ycc2qCan’t believe I have to listen to three whole new Drake albums to find out if he’s a pedophile or not15 May 2026 11:15 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlv7f37ycc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlu2z5mcjs2cThere’s a glaring historical inaccuracy in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming film of The Odyssey: they didn’t have cameras back then. Theatres should have a blank screen and an old man reading out the script15 May 2026 00:24 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlu2z5mcjs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mltsu2eups2yUPDATE: Auditions have officially ended. “Auditions are boring so we just picked the first guy who showed up,” said the casting director. “He’s kind of homely-looking but who cares.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 21:58 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltsu2eups2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlrvylufk22qSad to see ticket sales for the World Cup are struggling. FIFA need to do something drastic to get people excited about it. Let the players pick up the ball14 May 2026 03:49 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrvylufk22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlru6jxaks2q*stepping off Air Force One in China* take me to the cum factory from the Jordan Peterson tweet14 May 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlru6jxaks2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlrtgt5nt22qI’ll say it: The kid in Big (1988) wasted his wish. “I want to be 8 years older” bitch you can just wait14 May 2026 03:04 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrtgt5nt22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlqgmocjhc2mSorry but if you want to have political influence you need to get out of your left-wing bubble on Bluesky and start converting eight year olds to Marxism on Roblox13 May 2026 13:42 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqgmocjhc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlpztkchik2qThis just shows what a mistake it was for the series to go fully 3D. If they’d stuck with a top-down perspective the game would’ve cost half as much to make. [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 09:53 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpztkchik2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlmo6ddf2k22 [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 01:46 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmo6ddf2k22https://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlkbr25qsk25The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp311 May 2026 02:59 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkbr25qsk25https://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlikikqnc22qThe Simpsons has been airing for 37 years. Surely it’s time to give a different Tracey Ullman Show sketch a chance as a full series.10 May 2026 10:30 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlikikqnc22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlhrju3ykk2dWe can’t afford to take any chances. It’s time to sink the hantavirus ship, and all other cruise ships. No survivors.10 May 2026 03:03 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlhrju3ykk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3ln4tk2tqk22dWatching Daredevil19 Apr 2025 00:04 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln4tk2tqk22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlfatroy4s2aThe US government has released conclusive proof that aliens are real, and the people you think are your friends are inviting the aliens to parties that you’re not invited to09 May 2026 02:59 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlfatroy4s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlcqewxk322sLooking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial08 May 2026 02:59 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcqewxk322shttps://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3mlc72jhgbc27 [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 21:49 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlc72jhgbc27https://bsky.app/profile/pixelatedboat.bsky.social/post/3ml7shzpct222They nerfed Fox McCloud’s canthal tilt. He’s a beta now 😞06 May 2026 22:59 +0000at://did:plc:mjh257xyug2mpodoyy3he5ih/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7shzpct222