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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>&#34;Proudly posting legally actionable threats since since the dawn of the millennium&#34;&#xA;&#xA;Definitely not a fed so please clue me in on all your potentially criminal activities.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/settlerking.bsky.social</link><title>@settlerking.bsky.social - Gooby 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/settlerking.bsky.social/post/3maqrgqzqjs2k</link><description>Utah baby named Magaleigh</description><pubDate>24 Dec 2025 17:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mk3lwn3w6ojpuhgearxctval/app.bsky.feed.post/3maqrgqzqjs2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/settlerking.bsky.social/post/3maqq23gjfk2c</link><description>Trump invading venezuela would be handing the chinese state a perfect way to just waste american military funding and materiell with little to no cost to themselves. 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The Trump admin deciding the best they can do is bringing back &#34;battleships&#34; that became outdated during WW2 against anything that isn&#39;t a defenceless target is the funniest possible response.</description><pubDate>23 Dec 2025 19:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mk3lwn3w6ojpuhgearxctval/app.bsky.feed.post/3maojpzwyvc2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/settlerking.bsky.social/post/3maojj6jzyk2l</link><description>Umm actually god promised Israel the eurovision win 3000 years ago</description><pubDate>23 Dec 2025 19:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mk3lwn3w6ojpuhgearxctval/app.bsky.feed.post/3maojj6jzyk2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/settlerking.bsky.social/post/3ma7bkzdads2c</link><description>I love americans who decide to make jabs at the president rather than protest an imminent unprovoked war on a neutral country.</description><pubDate>17 Dec 2025 18:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mk3lwn3w6ojpuhgearxctval/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma7bkzdads2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/settlerking.bsky.social/post/3m5zbkmg7cs22</link><description>Seeing online lib people glaze the leader of the christian democrats of my home country as an intelligent and thoughtful leader is very funny. This woman&#39;s party like wants to do all the anti queer and anti abortion shit trump does, hell they want more, they&#39;d ban gay marriage too if they could</description><pubDate>19 Nov 2025 22:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mk3lwn3w6ojpuhgearxctval/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5zbkmg7cs22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/settlerking.bsky.social/post/3m42hilmccs2q</link><description>My trick for this years halloween is putting a bundle of sugar cubes wrapped in slowly dissolving casings in your gas tank so you&#39;ll have an engine failure in the middle of the highway later</description><pubDate>25 Oct 2025 22:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mk3lwn3w6ojpuhgearxctval/app.bsky.feed.post/3m42hilmccs2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/settlerking.bsky.social/post/3lzgiz77vik2v</link><description>I just saw a freaking goblin in my bathroom. He was taunting me whenever I looked at him with his ugly, stupid face. 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I just act like he would and pretend it&#39;s dnd. &#xA;&#xA;And yes, it works somehow</description><pubDate>15 Jun 2025 21:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mk3lwn3w6ojpuhgearxctval/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrofegk7e22r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/settlerking.bsky.social/post/3lrlakzrpbs24</link><description>Been offline a lot, been dealing with a mental health episode (I was feeling better) but it&#39;s under control now and I&#39;m thankfully back to normal.</description><pubDate>14 Jun 2025 15:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mk3lwn3w6ojpuhgearxctval/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrlakzrpbs24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/settlerking.bsky.social/post/3lqwui74ats2v</link><description>What do you mean supporting a reactionary republican could harm my EV company? That&#39;s nonsense. 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