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Joy.</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2026 23:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mkcmdcnfbvargwkiklt3fl47/app.bsky.feed.post/3mygdavp5xk2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/professionalgoose.bsky.social/post/3my6qlus4qk2g</link><description>Leaving food service was single-handedly one of the best decisions I’ve ever made. That place made me hate work so much I was terrified of the idea of working a full time job. 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Eventually it will become your only defining character trait, and you will start to resent others for having hobbies and personalities while you don’t.</description><pubDate>29 Sep 2026 21:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mkcmdcnfbvargwkiklt3fl47/app.bsky.feed.post/3mworggn4nk24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/professionalgoose.bsky.social/post/3mwkivschdk2l</link><description>This is just a reminder to anybody who filed for an extension on their taxes this last April, that the final deadline to do them is October 15th, which is under a month away.</description><pubDate>28 Sep 2026 04:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mkcmdcnfbvargwkiklt3fl47/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwkivschdk2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/professionalgoose.bsky.social/post/3mvjkdf6m2k24</link><description>Temp job’s made it so I haven’t been able to see any of my friends for a few weeks. Sucks like hell, man. 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JUST TO PASS ON THE GENES.&#xA;&#xA;He considers the possibility a lot.</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 22:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mkcmdcnfbvargwkiklt3fl47/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv74d7srak2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/professionalgoose.bsky.social/post/3mv74alrhms2r</link><description>The person responsible for the original design of the OoT Great Fairy is the same person responsible for the Midna pet-play undertones in TP.&#xA;&#xA;I have no evidence but I know it to be true.</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 22:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mkcmdcnfbvargwkiklt3fl47/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv74alrhms2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/professionalgoose.bsky.social/post/3musfzb3yh225</link><description>It’s here!!!</description><pubDate>05 Sep 2026 21:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mkcmdcnfbvargwkiklt3fl47/app.bsky.feed.post/3musfzb3yh225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/professionalgoose.bsky.social/post/3mur5iuv2kk2h</link><description>I finished reading the first Dune book yesterday and my physical hardcover arrives tomorrow and I’m surprisingly excited. 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