TTRPG Nerd, Dad, Generally Losthttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mkjbqhotrc2aA new sensory hell: Elementary School PTA Bowling Night.28 Apr 2026 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjbqhotrc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mk6nln7amc2fIn two weeks time, I’m going to be both Spike and Harmony in this situation.23 Apr 2026 18:33 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6nln7amc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mjkwa3jqmc2uI have a glioma on my frontal lobe. I named it Harvey. Comment if you think you know my reasoning.15 Apr 2026 22:15 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjkwa3jqmc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mhsrxdjym22wComing soon to your local library: the Early Reader books based on the animated TV series spin-off of the live action movie version of the animated movie Moana. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Mar 2026 14:29 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhsrxdjym22whttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mhmpmb6cds2pI picked up “The Ogress and the Orphans” by @kellybarnhill.bsky.social from the library, weeks ago. Life has been life-ing extra hard and I had no time to read. Tonight, I decided to start reading it as my kid’s bedtime story. I’m blown away; she wants me to read more but I have a sore throat.22 Mar 2026 04:31 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhmpmb6cds2phttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mf7tnzxirk22Yeah, no, Put It Back works on some things (ancient coffins, stone tablets from buried tombs, books with locks in the walls of a church) but this thing was just out there wanting to be found. It won’t go away until a full Magnus Archive episode of shit happens. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Feb 2026 14:49 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf7tnzxirk22https://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mdc2nwoqbs25A bit of Burns, since it’s Burns’ Night: “May Liberty meet wi’ success! May Prudence protect her frae evil! May tyrants and tyranny tine i’ the mist, And wander their way to the devil!” - Here’s a health to them that’s awa.26 Jan 2026 01:09 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdc2nwoqbs25https://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3md4filwjwk2iSorting out my comics. There is a clear @kierongillen.bsky.social and not-Kieron division at work in my system.23 Jan 2026 19:07 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3md4filwjwk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mciqhuzl5c2c“The Life of Diogenes: a Biography” by B. Hilda Mann.15 Jan 2026 23:30 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mciqhuzl5c2chttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mcduvq6ols2xFrom the Tolkien estate, a new frozen food product: Tengwar Turkey Nuggets.14 Jan 2026 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcduvq6ols2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mc3y3ovcb22xSlightly diminish a band. Fleetcopse Mac. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jan 2026 21:42 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc3y3ovcb22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mbyvcv2s522jThere’s great potential for an Abbott and Costello bit here, where the OP keeps trying to guess what I call it and I keep saying “Warmer.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Jan 2026 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbyvcv2s522jhttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mawnpwl4j22mMy kid just said that her doll’s shoes are just like “human shoes” and now I’m wondering if shoes technically count as a featherless biped.27 Dec 2025 01:28 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mawnpwl4j22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mavwgf3j4s27I hope Setanta was good to all of you and you got plenty of spears under your tree.26 Dec 2025 18:31 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mavwgf3j4s27https://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3marwgzmpuc2v10 TTRPGs I want to play/run in 2026. - Werewolf: the Apocalypse - Star Trek Adventures - DIE - Fabula Ultima - Inevitable - Never Stop Blowing Up - Unknown Armies - Avatar Legends - Vampire: the Masquerade - Eat the Reich (I have a baby so chances of getting to any of these is very slim) [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Dec 2025 04:20 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3marwgzmpuc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mam6dl7tq22iActual conversation with 6 y/o yesterday. Her: I like Barbies, daddy. Me: I don’t even know who Barbie’s daddy is. Her: Nooo, I just like Barbies. Her after a few moments thought: I would need to get a Ken for Barbie to have a daddy. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Dec 2025 21:26 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mam6dl7tq22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mahbrlu2jk2tKnow how they’re always saying, “If people who want guns can’t get them legally, they’ll just get them illegally”? What do they think will happen if people want justice but getting it “legally” is impossible? That’s where we’re heading. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Dec 2025 22:44 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mahbrlu2jk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3mah4lkgq2c2oMe when we’re making a Christmas playlist.20 Dec 2025 21:11 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3mah4lkgq2c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3m7dy6sgkek2mHaving grown up in Scotland and moved to the US, I’ve realised the differences in how cute comedy industry works back home. Basically, it’s easier to have a career as a comedian without having to “make it big” with a huge headlining show, because TV panel shows are a stable source of paid work. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Dec 2025 21:49 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7dy6sgkek2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3m6sydv3l622rI’m like a bird that got into your house, I don’t know where the door is, I just fly in a panic [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Nov 2025 03:37 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6sydv3l622rhttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3m5x4ssuic22eI first started reading @kierongillen.bsky.social comics because of magpies. It’s good to see their return in DIE Loaded #1.19 Nov 2025 01:42 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5x4ssuic22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3m4m5mr7qfc27I never do stuff like this but why not? Day 1: X-Men lineup. Storm: leader Kitty Pryde. Colossus. Forge. Iceman. Monet St Croix. #NuffSaidNovemberChallenge [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Nov 2025 23:32 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4m5mr7qfc27https://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3m3zzhugqek2rBirthday Gift! (@zachweinersmith.bsky.social mug design)25 Oct 2025 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3zzhugqek2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3m2z5sj32rc2k“I know what it is. It’s the “Place” where the baby “enta’s” the mother. And the Tylenol, too. Studies have shown that.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Oct 2025 16:49 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2z5sj32rc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3lzuciea5kk2wIf you see this, quote with an image from a game that released the year you were born. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2025 01:05 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzuciea5kk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3lzovoc6ykk2nSo, are you allistic or tylenollistic?25 Sep 2025 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzovoc6ykk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3lzoo3ttupc2yMy version of this was arguing with my secondary school history teacher during our viking unit that the World Serpent was named Jormungandr, not “Midgard”, as the class workbook incorrectly stated. I’d been reading mythology books my entire childhood. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Sep 2025 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzoo3ttupc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/birnamwould.bsky.social/post/3lzhfwz2lyc2nWell, I watched as much of that “announcement” as I could stomach. Pretty much all of the stupidity I expected.22 Sep 2025 22:02 +0000at://did:plc:mkcv5xhc4ebzdpy4mwtntbld/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzhfwz2lyc2n