@nhoad.bsky.social -

07 May 2026 23:52 +0000

I think it's great that we call them functions when, like, they barely do

06 May 2026 15:54 +0000

If my name was Brian I would constantly refer to chaotic thinking as "brianstorming". But alas I am not, so I cannot. Oh well, back to nathansplaining

05 May 2026 20:39 +0000

I've been leaning into Claude a little bit in the past week for some personal projects, and I can see... A) why people are so excited to use this thing B) why people are (becoming) totally braindead It's genuinely addictive, like an actual drug. I had similar experiences using VR.

04 May 2026 21:07 +0000

ayy i'm sawcin' here #nooyawk

03 May 2026 22:49 +0000

If I came with packaging this is what it would say

01 May 2026 18:02 +0000

"What is ? is a paradigm shift." i fuckin hate computer people

01 May 2026 12:57 +0000

more like clod code am i right 😎

01 May 2026 02:05 +0000

Gaming name "Sugoi ne Weaver" is the shit

28 Apr 2026 16:53 +0000

I broke a stress ball with my hands once. Was an accident. It doesn't mean anything

27 Apr 2026 21:43 +0000

Say what you want, but there's nothing better than carbohydrates. I have eaten plain spaghetti before. If you are what you eat then I am a field of wheat and a couple of eggs.

25 Apr 2026 21:54 +0000

"built for the moments that matter" show the products built for the moments that don't. I want pure trash

23 Apr 2026 18:13 +0000

Do you write sentences? Do you sometimes use them to ask people for things? Maybe Prompt Engineering is the right career path for you! Take our certification course and you'll learn how to: - write sentences to describe ideas to an unfeeling machine - make yourself obsolete & replaceable Call now!

23 Apr 2026 14:49 +0000

$ git ranch WARNING: You called a Git command named 'ranch', which does not exist. Continuing in 0.1 seconds, assuming that you meant 'branch'. WHATEVER YOU SAY, PARD

22 Apr 2026 16:04 +0000

TestXXX.cc:429:27: warning: comparison of integer expressions of different signedness: 'int' and 'std::vector >::size_type' {aka 'long unsigned int'} [-Wsign-compare] 429 | for (auto i = 0 ; i < foo.size() ; i++) { "auto", huh

17 Apr 2026 14:09 +0000

i hope this bears fruit

12 Apr 2026 22:09 +0000

Maybe you're in a time loop and you just haven't reached the end yet

09 Apr 2026 01:32 +0000

"hey man, can I get the burger challenge? Yeah, to go." #overheard

07 Apr 2026 21:06 +0000

Do bus drivers ever get self-conscious about their driving?

06 Apr 2026 23:45 +0000

A VR survival game, but it's just an exploration in simulated alcoholism

05 Apr 2026 21:28 +0000

Everyone is out here using place names for their kids like "Carolina" and "Chelsea", where's the mega weird shit? I want to meet Pittsburgh. Show me Albuquerque.

04 Apr 2026 18:11 +0000

"look at moi", "serviette", our love of baked goods. The influence the French have had on Australian culture has gone unrecognized for too long! LOOK AT MOI 🇫🇷🇦🇺

03 Apr 2026 17:02 +0000

Can't stand watch people

02 Apr 2026 16:51 +0000

You know what they say, you can't spell funeral without fun!

02 Apr 2026 16:46 +0000

Cremation is an affront to nature, your body can't re-enter and contribute back to the circle of life if your ashes are kept on the mantle. At least use your ashes to fertilize the lawn

02 Apr 2026 14:15 +0000

these "segmentation faults" seem like a pretty bad idea, we should stop them

02 Apr 2026 13:33 +0000

"Already have an accountt? [sic]" no and that extra t scares me tbh

02 Apr 2026 13:30 +0000

Worry is an infinite skinned onion. Just like the rest of your to do list, it never fully goes away.