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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Long-suffering Ferrari/CL16, Dundee United, Colts, Everton, Pacers and Scotland fan. He/him. Swear a whole lot. Dyspraxic/ashmatic. No DMs pls. Alba gu bráth&#xA;&#xA;STUEFALive on Twitch.&#xA;&#xA;&#34;We change the front wing, and we go again&#34;</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social</link><title>@thedaftestlap.bsky.social - The Daftest Lap 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3mv22y6zquk2l</link><description>Lol&#xA;&#xA;LMAO, even&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 22:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv22y6zquk2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muzdm27mf226</link><description>Fantastic news. Speedy recovery Scotty&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 15:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzdm27mf226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muz7askqik2l</link><description>It&#39;s like they fucking never watched Terminator&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 14:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz7askqik2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muz74h3dfc2l</link><description>Religion and age OP on this. If they were 50+ and protestant, they were nailed on Trump, atheist was nailed on not Trump&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 14:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muz74h3dfc2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muy2rwfwzc2j</link><description>Can the cunt yelling and swearing outside please just fuck off so I can sleep, aye? Cheers pal, ye fucking twat</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 03:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muy2rwfwzc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muxmis6z3223</link><description>&#34;1-0 to the Calgary&#34;&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 23:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxmis6z3223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muxgjyoxuk2g</link><description>https://www.youtube.com/live/uwitT_jDaZg?is=ecEf5APQjLkte44c&#xA;&#xA;Joining some friends for some Champions League chat!</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 21:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxgjyoxuk2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muxbtqr2oc2f</link><description>https://youtu.be/ULPwkpCy_-8?is=A8oPi7h8pu_L7tDl&#xA;&#xA;The fucking state of this lad&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 19:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxbtqr2oc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3mux3f7yzds2m</link><description>No, when your country is threatening to invade, annex and conquer the entire continent and bits of Europe, you don&#39;t get to claim it as this anymore. This is a problem that the entire world is having to suffer because 70 odd million of your compatriots thought it was a good idea to elect him&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 17:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mux3f7yzds2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muwzjj4ghk2m</link><description>Have we had any updates on Charles Leclerc&#39;s health yet?</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 17:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwzjj4ghk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muwz6dokqk2m</link><description>So he&#39;s threatening to conquer...Canada, Mexico, Greenland, the entire Caribbean, Panama, Costa Rica, Honduras, El Salvador, and for some fucking reason, Iceland&#xA;&#xA;Why are the US just letting this fucking cunt continue to run their country&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 17:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwz6dokqk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muwygjgbz22m</link><description>Why haven&#39;t you asked any SNP voters in Scotland, lads?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 17:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwygjgbz22m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muwye75fhk2m</link><description>Just incredible work from start to finish here:&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 17:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwye75fhk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muwxh6lyec2m</link><description>So I&#39;m playing F1 Manager, and McLaren have just double stacked, costing Piastri significant time as a result&#xA;&#xA;Checks out, really</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 16:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwxh6lyec2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muwwvrb3ks2m</link><description>So, the Falcons are starting Tua.&#xA;&#xA;jesus fucking christ atlanta wtf are you actually doing</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 16:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwwvrb3ks2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muwtkhghgc2v</link><description>More of the fucking same from Labour, is it?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 15:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwtkhghgc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muwsrkx3ps2j</link><description>Jeff Fisher was the NFL&#39;s answer to Sam Allardyce wasn&#39;t he?&#xA;&#xA;It&#39;s either him or Rex Ryan&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Sep 2026 15:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mld5xrdw2tamceeourccbvyy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwsrkx3ps2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/thedaftestlap.bsky.social/post/3muwrn5vhys2v</link><description>Very mixed feelings about this. 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