Probably retired TV writer, helper of makers of cool shit (I’m not telling you mutants where I work) Solo developing a pixel art horror game called Sharp Fingers. Might start #gamedev postin’ soon, who knows 🇱🇧/🇺🇸https://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mvly7adnjc2iEd Sheeran won’t see your mean posts, but your friends with a bunch of messy bullshit tattoos (me, it’s me) will [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 01:25 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvly7adnjc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mvln44glw22iif any celebrity thinks they don’t have enough clout to make a real difference, please observe that a D-list white rapper made one speech at one concert and we’re already seeing tangible results [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvln44glw22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mvla6hlcsk2iextremely funny that Ed Sheeran has been named in three separate lawsuits accusing him of ripping off someone else’s song, not because he definitely did, but because every one of his songs sounds like a thousand other dogshit songs you’ve heard while selecting toothpaste at CVS15 Sep 2026 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvla6hlcsk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mvkvxyahmc2iyes, totally sad. would be even sadder if every single ICE agent did exactly the same thing. unfathomable sadness, I’m getting a half-sad just thinking about it [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 15:12 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkvxyahmc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mvjlxw56v226 [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 02:41 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjlxw56v226https://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mvixlaxd5k2eMacklemore scandal must be truly devastating for Ed Sheeran, who until today was a shining exemplar of artistic integrity, taste, and cultural relevance14 Sep 2026 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvixlaxd5k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mvegwlkldc2mDon’t judge a book by its cover Guy whose whole job is designing book covers (slams drink on table): the fuck did you just say?13 Sep 2026 01:27 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvegwlkldc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mvdrvajl6c2malways funny to see someone in a Waldo outfit who isn’t purposely invoking Waldo. Reclaiming the “red-and-white striped shirt and hiker beanie” look on behalf of the people, very brave of you sir12 Sep 2026 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdrvajl6c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mvdflderds2mreal who’s who of “who?” [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 15:30 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdflderds2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mvc532vikk2mName a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Sep 2026 03:25 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvc532vikk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mv4s7c6fu226crazy wildfire next to the 405, check out my man with the big dump10 Sep 2026 00:28 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4s7c6fu226https://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mv4dcaxnok2dthe fact that “school lunch debt” is even a phrase at all is so bleak “oh, so you think we should just give children lunch for free—“ YES, FUCKING OF COURSE YES, DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELF [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Sep 2026 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4dcaxnok2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mv3k27ntts2nDemon Copperhead sounds like a Dark Souls boss a 13-year-old boy draws in his notebook during detention09 Sep 2026 12:29 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3k27ntts2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mupt3oiwkc2yI stg if Pennsylvania elects this guy again just because he looks like a key grip, we are completely lost [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupt3oiwkc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mupsvqdh722yAlgae 2028 [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupsvqdh722y