Probably retired TV writer, ASCAP composer & former national cable news producer. Solo developing a pixel art horror game called Sharp Fingers. Might start #gamedev postin’ soon, who knows 🇱🇧/🇺🇸https://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mrb7joa7622z [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Jul 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrb7joa7622zhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mr6ctny4ok2nwell that’s it, it’s over. we had a great run everyone21 Jul 2026 17:17 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6ctny4ok2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mr6bbwosb22kStephen Miller, famously normal looking guy [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Jul 2026 16:49 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6bbwosb22khttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mr3xp2mlys2kfucked up my neck (sleeping) and spent the entire weekend absolutely faded on prescription muscle relaxers20 Jul 2026 18:52 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3xp2mlys2khttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mqv2pyihyk2cI heard your mom drinks this by the case18 Jul 2026 00:58 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqv2pyihyk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mqrj2ptoqs2yjust so I have this right, the message to Americans who disagree with them is “comply or we’ll kill you” [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Jul 2026 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrj2ptoqs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mqc7gfrftk2peverything is so dumb now [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jul 2026 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqc7gfrftk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mqaaefbnpk2oyes LinkedIn please tell me about what’s going on over at Double Fine Productions, sounds like a great opportunity!09 Jul 2026 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqaaefbnpk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mq5csinvy22kyes we know his remains are hospitalized, now can we put them in the ground08 Jul 2026 14:19 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5csinvy22khttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mpzsa5fbys26he’s on a beautiful farm in the country with lots of room to run around [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jul 2026 04:44 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpzsa5fbys26https://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mpzs5lakuc26“On Shutting the Fuck Up” [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jul 2026 04:43 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpzs5lakuc26https://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mpz4txgouk26wow who could’ve possibly guessed that ignoring dozens of glaring red flags because “vote blue no matter who” would turn out to be a colossal embarrassing shitshow [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Jul 2026 22:21 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpz4txgouk26https://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mplyjvyloc2mone guy in a bunker in Qatar right now: [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Jul 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mplyjvyloc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mpk2lfksp22oguys I played shithole bar and basement shows with random bands around NYC for 8 years and every single one of them had more people than this [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jun 2026 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpk2lfksp22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/schlompkins.bsky.social/post/3mpjjtey4m22oThe New York Times, truly the paper of record on what like 6 assholes on the Upper West Side are thinking about30 Jun 2026 17:31 +0000at://did:plc:mlxhepbegiyd4hxpfaohtkfc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpjjtey4m22o