Bringing awareness to EarthLink dialup. Parody Inland Empire and unincorporated parts of Arizonahttps://bsky.app/profile/earthlinkfan.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/earthlinkfan.bsky.social/post/3m6gh2kvxkc2uIt's that time of year to play: "Is the screeching a wild turkey or EarthLink's lightning fast 56k modem?"25 Nov 2025 03:55 +0000at://did:plc:moqzigtpv3vmobpnt3gs7din/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6gh2kvxkc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/earthlinkfan.bsky.social/post/3lxnjigt3a22yWe regret the premature release of our Donald J Trump memorial phone30 Aug 2025 21:31 +0000at://did:plc:moqzigtpv3vmobpnt3gs7din/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxnjigt3a22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/earthlinkfan.bsky.social/post/3lm3u3eo4vc2nTariffs? What tariffs?! EarthLink's 56 kbps modems are made in the USA 🇺🇸 "Dialup is the future™️"05 Apr 2025 21:16 +0000at://did:plc:moqzigtpv3vmobpnt3gs7din/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm3u3eo4vc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/earthlinkfan.bsky.social/post/3lliufxcaqk2dThe Pentagon uses EarthLink's secure "No One Knows We're Still In Business®" app. You should too.29 Mar 2025 08:01 +0000at://did:plc:moqzigtpv3vmobpnt3gs7din/app.bsky.feed.post/3lliufxcaqk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/earthlinkfan.bsky.social/post/3lkz37shm7s2gSure, our download speeds were inflated, but we've moved offices to El Salvador so we can instruct judges and plaintiffs to "download this." 🇺🇸 🔥23 Mar 2025 01:20 +0000at://did:plc:moqzigtpv3vmobpnt3gs7din/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkz37shm7s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/earthlinkfan.bsky.social/post/3lktvxlgfls2rDOGE came for our computer files and we reluctantly turned over the punch cards.21 Mar 2025 00:03 +0000at://did:plc:moqzigtpv3vmobpnt3gs7din/app.bsky.feed.post/3lktvxlgfls2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/earthlinkfan.bsky.social/post/3lk7ugit34k2lEarthLink was voted #1 in security by Internet World Magazine and we’ve never been hacked. All your billing info is written on Post-it notes.13 Mar 2025 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:moqzigtpv3vmobpnt3gs7din/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk7ugit34k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/earthlinkfan.bsky.social/post/3lk4yf7hejs2bWe’re sorry if our 24 hr chatbot threatened you. It used to work for Verizon.11 Mar 2025 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:moqzigtpv3vmobpnt3gs7din/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk4yf7hejs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/earthlinkfan.bsky.social/post/3lk32dgpwuk2gOther services may be faster, cheaper, and more reliable, but we’ll never sell your information to China. We’ve been blocked from international banking.11 Mar 2025 02:44 +0000at://did:plc:moqzigtpv3vmobpnt3gs7din/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk32dgpwuk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/earthlinkfan.bsky.social/post/3ljya6fxkvs2qMany of you asked if tariffs will affect EarthLink’s lighting fast dialup service. No. We only use copper wire and modems made in the USA. 🇺🇸 “𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙢.”™️09 Mar 2025 23:51 +0000at://did:plc:moqzigtpv3vmobpnt3gs7din/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljya6fxkvs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/earthlinkfan.bsky.social/post/3lisnguuqb22zSome EarthLink customers complained and asked if we could make our screeching modems less jarring. The answer is no. But many of you have complimented our new hold music. It’s Burt Bacharach.23 Feb 2025 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:moqzigtpv3vmobpnt3gs7din/app.bsky.feed.post/3lisnguuqb22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/earthlinkfan.bsky.social/post/3lie5xl5vxk2jIf you feel the world’s moving too fast, slow it down with EarthLink. We’re dusting off our old 14.4 kbit/s modems. Walk outside. Touch grass. Your newsfeed will load so slowly, you’ll lose interest. Go sniff a flower.17 Feb 2025 06:53 +0000at://did:plc:moqzigtpv3vmobpnt3gs7din/app.bsky.feed.post/3lie5xl5vxk2j