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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>MN - “A swarm of bees in a person suit”</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social</link><title>@monsterbeard.bsky.social - Chris</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mv4s3olfos2f</link><description>Do the billionaires have a secret competition to see how shitty they can be or is Zuckerberg just astoundingly disconnected from being a human? God I feel bad for his children.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>10 Sep 2026 00:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4s3olfos2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mv4ez7gerc2v</link><description>This work is gorgeous and also makes me want to play Catan??? Anyone have any sheep they want to trade?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 20:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv4ez7gerc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mv3ytseawk2q</link><description>Happy Band of Brothers 25th Anniversary to all the dads out there!&#xA;https://static.klipy.com/ii/d6b0ce929193df3c242ac34b5654d2ce/d2/5b/ZOGjIukT.gif?hh=373&amp;ww=498&amp;mp4=Zqr4qFnpSuLUkaI&amp;webm=6FTluGrtuvGBKdR6c</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 16:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3ytseawk2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mv3rmuzhc22q</link><description>Yeah, I’m an AI doomer because all the billionaire tech guys have had their brains scrambled by fame and fortune and their complete disconnect from any form of EQ. not because of the technology itself&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>09 Sep 2026 14:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3rmuzhc22q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3muzt2img3c2f</link><description>The second half of this quote is really great especially&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 20:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzt2img3c2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3muzonnrtws2u</link><description>This piece is completely insane and I couldn’t stop reading and it almost feels like Louis Theroux’s manosphere documentary only from another angle? It’s a bit alarming.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>08 Sep 2026 18:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzonnrtws2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mupp2nfelk2n</link><description>Undead Nightmare was such an amazing addition to Red Dead Redemption. Hard to beat!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Sep 2026 19:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupp2nfelk2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3munih3pxpc2o</link><description>Also Mr. Hawkins is on BlueSky!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>03 Sep 2026 22:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3munih3pxpc2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3muni52ivzc2o</link><description>🚨🚨 just found out Scott Hawkins has a new book out! https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/825304/blacktail-by-scott-hawkins/</description><pubDate>03 Sep 2026 22:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3muni52ivzc2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mun77ud6yc2r</link><description>Nothing makes me hate technology more than my kids’ multiple school apps, all of which have overlapping use cases and none of which are made very well!</description><pubDate>03 Sep 2026 19:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mun77ud6yc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mukxe2el3225</link><description>The best thing about MapQuest is you can make your icon a mage or a unicorn instead of a boring blue dot&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Sep 2026 22:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukxe2el3225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3muffckjxb22u</link><description>I’ve heard of 4 of these people. One because she has a Netflix show coming out that people don’t like, another because democrats don’t like him, and another because conservatives don’t like him, and Ms Rachel, who we don’t deserve.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>31 Aug 2026 17:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3muffckjxb22u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mucouyccxs2g</link><description>You can review the Google Maps app if you’d like to provide feedback on their product.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>30 Aug 2026 15:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mucouyccxs2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3muajdolsnc2h</link><description>Finally, Hollywood is correcting itself. The people yearn to move on from films based on 3000 year old poems. To move on from original ideas. To move on from superhero sequels. At long last we’re getting what we crave: NASCAR racing sequels! Another Day of Thunder (the title they should’ve used)!</description><pubDate>29 Aug 2026 18:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3muajdolsnc2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mu5meppt6k22</link><description>I know GTA VI will sell bucketloads and I’m sure it’s fun to play, but truly impressed by Rockstar’s steadfast dedication to never changing their stiff and wooden gunplay over the past 25 years. &#xA;&#xA;I guess all that biggest video game of all time money can only go so far!</description><pubDate>28 Aug 2026 14:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5meppt6k22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mu33l64qe22z</link><description>@johnaugust.bsky.social Have you seen this? I still remember you blogging about your visit to Malawi years ago&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>27 Aug 2026 14:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu33l64qe22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mu2ytpnipc2z</link><description>Finished @aptshadow.bsky.social’s Service Model last night. Should be required reading for everyone who has ever used AI. Simply delightful and so damn funny.</description><pubDate>27 Aug 2026 13:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu2ytpnipc2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mtyvjtjymk2p</link><description>The two dudes who cornered and destroyed the onion futures market. At one point their actions were so devastating that 50lb of onions were worth less than the bags they were kept in. &#xA;&#xA;Congress subsequently banned Onion futures trading!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Aug 2026 17:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyvjtjymk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mts4fdyvw223</link><description>Minneapolis continues to be a leader in telling fascists to fuck off and I want this incident included in the next Spider-Man film.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>24 Aug 2026 01:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mts4fdyvw223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mthgrkqlvc2t</link><description>Jeez evil Adam Driver needs to take some deep breaths and chill&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>19 Aug 2026 19:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthgrkqlvc2t</guid></item></channel></rss>