MN - “A swarm of bees in a person suit”https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mlmqrdcius2wWe need a new General Sherman12 May 2026 02:33 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmqrdcius2whttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mlm37hma6k2vWe were moving and the movers came to get all the stuff I had packed up and organized beforehand. The lead mover said “who packed all this up?” I told him I did and he said “you want a job application?” Folks, I’m still riding that high. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 20:07 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm37hma6k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mlfbmjwh7227Fun times parenting when my kid is asking about the Iran war and I have to explain it without using expletives.09 May 2026 03:13 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlfbmjwh7227https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mlaenupadk2lJust realized every Silicon Valley billionaire aspires to be Gary Oldman’s character from The Fifth Element07 May 2026 04:24 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlaenupadk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3ml7tcgbwf22gA flight of stairs could defeat Trump so I don’t know what to make of anyone in this poll giving the fight to him. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 May 2026 23:13 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7tcgbwf22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3ml56nhu63k2uAm I doing this right?05 May 2026 21:58 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml56nhu63k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3ml47hgdtds2sDude wanted to give himself a little confidence boost before the interview and did too much drugs! They’re ruining his high trying to ask him math questions. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 12:40 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml47hgdtds2shttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3ml3debv5cc2vAWOOOOOOO https://media.tenor.com/5ZBC0qCsguwAAAAC/clapping-anthony-edwards.gif?hh=498&ww=49805 May 2026 04:17 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3debv5cc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3ml34juls5c25I don’t actually know why the met gala is a thing and I’m not interested in finding out, but if you are going to attend my feeling is the weirder the better and this is incredible! Heidi Klum has found a way to take her love for Halloween to the other half of the year and I’m all for it! [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 02:15 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml34juls5c25https://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mkzvupkjf22hEven if AI output was perfect, I would not want kids using it because doing your own work is essential for learning anything at all and teaches you to overcome obstacles. AI subverts both of those goals and that’s really bad! [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 14:43 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkzvupkjf22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mkvrwlfbmk2dThis 3yo got off more shots and hit more targets than the correspondence dinner guy, who shot at and hit zero. Pretty impressive kid! [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 23:22 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvrwlfbmk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mkv6kiwf2c2u [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 May 2026 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkv6kiwf2c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mktnakivws2zShowed Spirited Away to my kids tonight and I think they all enjoyed it. Great to remember what a gorgeous movie it is! https://media.tenor.com/KQLjNWunZ3wAAAAC/anime-spirited-away.gif?hh=280&ww=49802 May 2026 02:53 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktnakivws2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mkt4vlrln22bMy shirt explaining I aced my cognitive test, etc. So many self-owns in this but he also manages to insult his audience and they love it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt4vlrln22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mkoeer6z222hI can’t hear Ebert’s name without thinking of the beautiful and humble @williamfleitch.bsky.social piece that was such a moving tribute to the man. https://www.smilepolitely.com/opinion/my_roger_ebert_story/ [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Apr 2026 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkoeer6z222hhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mkocjiyrw22hFinally got to go to the authentic Thai place and asked for somewhere between mild and medium and they decided to teach me some respect! https://media.tenor.com/OIqKeAzyHwMAAAAC/george-costanza-spicy-food.gif?hh=280&ww=49829 Apr 2026 23:58 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkocjiyrw22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mkntfwuxuk2bJust finished @nicholsonbaker.bsky.social’s The Mezzanine, a funny and intimate look at the mundane day to day of our lives, immediately relatable in revealing our universal quirks, although I don’t remember ever stabbing a childhood friend over crayons 😂 #📚💙29 Apr 2026 19:27 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkntfwuxuk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mknhqmcfzc2gEven without the AI slop, the solipsism of putting yourself into the movie so you can watch yourself is just so bizarre, especially at a time when technology is already helping us too easily disconnect from other people. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknhqmcfzc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterbeard.bsky.social/post/3mknajq5bhc2dThose first two pictures it’s incredibly fortunate that cop didn’t kill any of his coworkers. Really amazing situational awareness! [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 13:49 +0000at://did:plc:mpilbktpduzvdsumsf234ijf/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknajq5bhc2d