https://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnodji5ngs24THE NEXT PIRATES FILM IS CALLED ‘CURSE OF THE WOKE MERMAIDS’ ENDS AS JOHNNY REPEATEDLY SLAPS A MERMAID WITH A 'Release the Epstein List' T-SHIRT YELLING "KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH....AND THE LEDGER!"25 Apr 2025 23:05 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnodji5ngs24https://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnoczu2hus24YE"S NEXT ALBUM IS CALLED ‘YEEZUS 2: ELECTRIC QANON’ -- EVERY TRACK IS HIM SCREAMING Exodus 21 OVER 616 MHz FREQUENCY25 Apr 2025 22:56 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnoczu2hus24https://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnocda2hvk24Message me for adrenochrome-free steroids, just like my billionaire ex-boyfriend’s ‘yacht vitamins.’ Include code PIZZAGATE2020 in your message for a discount.25 Apr 2025 22:44 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnocda2hvk24https://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnoc42uu4k24I get my gear from Hunter Biden's drug dealer's cousin's dog walker....he's always joking his retirement plan is Epstein-adjacent.25 Apr 2025 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnoc42uu4k24https://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnobprt5s224I'm not unemployed -- I'm prepping for dollar collapse.25 Apr 2025 22:33 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnobprt5s224https://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnobcj4w3s24running from Oinkers is the only acceptable cardio25 Apr 2025 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnobcj4w3s24https://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnm6l4rcas2z I only trust my gains and 5G-blocking lifting gloves.25 Apr 2025 02:31 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnm6l4rcas2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnm47lyvm22zThey say ‘steroids are bad’ -- same people who covered up Hunter’s laptop. Coincidence? (injects mystery-liquid from vial).... EPSTEIN!!!25 Apr 2025 01:49 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnm47lyvm22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnm3l2eipc2zDo you even lift, bro? Because I lift like a drone strike -- heavy, fast, and with zero regard for collateral damage.25 Apr 2025 01:37 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnm3l2eipc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnlzvhsrle2aI eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up!25 Apr 2025 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnlzvhsrle2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnlyqftvtu2aTherapy is expensive. My cope is blaming women for all my problems.25 Apr 2025 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnlyqftvtu2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnlydrjkiu2aIf you think you see me crying in the sauna, I am watching Rocky IV.25 Apr 2025 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnlydrjkiu2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnlxsngfl42aFOUR LOKO WORKOUT CHALLENGE.... 1. Focus: Chug one pre-workout 2. Endurance: Sip a second mid-session 3. Recovery: Polish a third post-workout 4. Safety: Call an Uber (BETA SHIT!)25 Apr 2025 00:30 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnlxsngfl42ahttps://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnlx2ivsy42a"All warfare is based on deception -- like pretending you're natty."25 Apr 2025 00:17 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnlx2ivsy42ahttps://bsky.app/profile/brockironside.bsky.social/post/3lnlvuaru2e2aI follow the caveman diet -- except instead of foraging, I UberEats raw steak to my gym parking lot and eat it off the hood of my Chevy Tahoe.24 Apr 2025 23:55 +0000at://did:plc:mpj7ctrb2exunjz654xfkm64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnlvuaru2e2a