Apprentice sage, digital magician, analog musician. My adjectives are pedantic/romantic. He/him. Toronto.https://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mqg67sbluk2xReading World Cup commentary online is a great reminder of how many people who should be able to seem absolutely incapable of: a. being impartial/objective b. observing without opining12 Jul 2026 02:51 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqg67sbluk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mqfllwf2f22aMore of a spiritual healer or guide. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jul 2026 21:17 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqfllwf2f22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mqcdkk477s25I've been getting calls over the last two days from a seemingly genuine but very frustrated man who is convinced that it is I who have the wrong number and need to rectify it and not that he has written down or otherwise received the incorrect number. He is not interested in discussing this.10 Jul 2026 14:15 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqcdkk477s25https://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mqagy3lyws2z"Advertising should be made by humans not robots" is a liberal-ass take.09 Jul 2026 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqagy3lyws2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mq5o3sv5pc2iThe doctor class has two sub-classes: priest and mechanic.08 Jul 2026 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5o3sv5pc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mq3ew3l6w22wMe writing code: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me doing QA: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.07 Jul 2026 19:51 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq3ew3l6w22whttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mq3emt75ns2s [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jul 2026 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq3emt75ns2shttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mpzngeqroc2vI absolutely mean to brag, but I just fixed our broken washing machine.07 Jul 2026 03:18 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpzngeqroc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mpznxod5zk2vReal picture of Steve Buscemi in a La Pregunta shirt > Fake picture of John Goodman in a Black Flag shirt [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Jul 2026 03:28 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpznxod5zk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mpzngeqroc2vI absolutely mean to brag, but I just fixed our broken washing machine.07 Jul 2026 03:18 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpzngeqroc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mpzhflz2ns26Allowing Balogun to play precludes the "we got screwed" argument. Genius move, in hindsight.07 Jul 2026 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpzhflz2ns26https://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mpwzxlwyqc2nRecent daily puzzle discoveries @cluesbysam.com @skyrdle.com @enclose.horse fourcorners.smol.quest by @ens0.me https://fourcorners.smol.quest06 Jul 2026 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpwzxlwyqc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mpr7xomu2s2vSTERN, AUDIO, CLAMP. Wordle in four every time. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Jul 2026 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpr7xomu2s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mpmvh2zfl22eThat red card was karmic realignment for the "offside" against Nigeria in 2014.02 Jul 2026 01:37 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpmvh2zfl22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mphwob2q3k2tIn Bosnian we don't say "Down in front!" we say "Nije ti ćaća staklar (Your daddy ain't a glazier)" and I think that's beautiful.30 Jun 2026 02:16 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mphwob2q3k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mpe5skcd2c22That can't possibly be racist in English, Italians (famously non-racist English speakers) use it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Jun 2026 14:13 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpe5skcd2c22https://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mpcgnhtg4s2mIf I see you using Koran I usually just go ahead and assume that you also use Moslem, or failing that, Mussulman. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jun 2026 21:46 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpcgnhtg4s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mp5xrgx6rf2dI created a spell in the new @anisota.net to facilitate a write-only mode and it worked so well that I currently can't reverse it. This release really turned the corner from potential to actual.26 Jun 2026 03:09 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp5xrgx6rf2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/elvedin.officialawesome.com/post/3mp3bzfkinc2zTV time out ("hydration break") is worse than vuvuzelas, golden goal and the goofy way MLS did PKs in its early years combined.25 Jun 2026 01:34 +0000at://did:plc:mpoobiqowcrzeocplgao7ezy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp3bzfkinc2z