https://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mz7wp4e4j22rfor halloween i went as ur mom. i dressed beautifully01 Nov 2026 04:07 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7wp4e4j22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mz4aotn32c2fhappy mischief night to those who are from new jersey30 Oct 2026 16:55 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz4aotn32c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3myxo3vjqxc2tanother battle of the minds to be mentioned for decades to come. I glad we were able to enter the conscious fray with language therapist: see you next session28 Oct 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxo3vjqxc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3myxmhlzlz22tFor scale: baby shoes, quite small28 Oct 2026 20:42 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxmhlzlz22thttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mynzkd4jmk26whoa craigslist got an update25 Oct 2026 01:10 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mynzkd4jmk26https://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mylsol7nfc2obaby shoes lose 80% of their value when your baby crawls off the lot24 Oct 2026 04:02 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mylsol7nfc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mykn7hje7c2pman my baby needs new unworn shoes anyone have a link23 Oct 2026 16:51 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykn7hje7c2phttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mykgvoiacc2dblack hole son vs communist daughter23 Oct 2026 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykgvoiacc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3myinntv6vc2byo bro rumor has it there's a shoe sale for brand new kicks lets go *gets there* why are the shoes so small22 Oct 2026 21:54 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3myinntv6vc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3myf7bc5ugc2tdoing research21 Oct 2026 12:58 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3myf7bc5ugc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3myf5ca3z7k2twent to the doctor today and they said "given all your results, you look all healthy. im also italian in this scenario. oh!"21 Oct 2026 12:23 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3myf5ca3z7k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3myawjwytmk2awish i was a pigeon19 Oct 2026 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3myawjwytmk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3myasy5icjs2kI don't get why everyone said this was so bad to do19 Oct 2026 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3myasy5icjs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3myarsayjr22kthey're taking my brain out and putting it into a big metal bucket tomorrow can't wait19 Oct 2026 18:47 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3myarsayjr22khttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3my4b2eqatk2fFor snail: baby shoe, new home17 Oct 2026 23:36 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3my4b2eqatk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3my3kh6aths23all this vibe coded game stuff and the ouya library still hasn't grown. you all need to set your priorities17 Oct 2026 16:52 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3my3kh6aths23https://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3my36z6ajss2zTo quote the venerable Abraham Lincoln: "oh sweet I love this play"17 Oct 2026 13:27 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3my36z6ajss2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mxzwx2y2uk2jMy foolish ass didnt think You Can See Everything could live up to the expectations but my ass was wrong, it did17 Oct 2026 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxzwx2y2uk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mxxidiefss2rim looking up words in the dictionary you ain't never heard of16 Oct 2026 02:03 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxxidiefss2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mxuwutlsz22yget cherished bozo15 Oct 2026 01:45 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxuwutlsz22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mxuqssee4s26if you baptize a cat do you think they'd hate getting wet or be relieved to be exorcised14 Oct 2026 23:57 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxuqssee4s26https://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mxujqy6jrk2pdo you decob the corn or decorn the cob14 Oct 2026 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxujqy6jrk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mxudq2fzas2msome doofuses in white coats keep leaving me little treats. just gotta pull this lever over and over again14 Oct 2026 20:03 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxudq2fzas2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mxrqvkc7722isneezed on the train and got my arms ripped off and beaten to death with them13 Oct 2026 19:21 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxrqvkc7722ihttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mxq2rzm64s27when i get stressed or in my own head i remember that some people out in our great beautiful world like circus peanuts and i get filled with an incalculable rage instead13 Oct 2026 03:12 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxq2rzm64s27https://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mxkrnf5xk22fwhich side will you be on in the great root beer war where you will die on the frontlines11 Oct 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxkrnf5xk22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mxhicm7z7c2mFRESH SCOOP: Cincinnati Mayor proposes 30 million gallons of glue added to local tributaries to "thicken em up a lil" READ MORE: gluewater.org09 Oct 2026 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxhicm7z7c2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mxh2mxnqk22sfor sail: baby canoes, sea worthy09 Oct 2026 13:15 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxh2mxnqk22shttps://bsky.app/profile/aborshy.bsky.social/post/3mxg2axfcl225government is sending a stimulus package of 300 silverfish to every household09 Oct 2026 03:36 +0000at://did:plc:mqyn7jri7ruh3z7o7bpmkkry/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxg2axfcl225