a YA author who is definitely not three opossums in a trenchcoat. MIRRORWOVEN (2026, Harper Fire). she/her. rep: John Baker @ BLMhttps://bsky.app/profile/sorrynotbori.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sorrynotbori.bsky.social/post/3lzpjf2hlxk2lBuying salt reduced baked beans for your girlfriend with POTS should be classified as a hate crime26 Sep 2025 03:25 +0000at://did:plc:mu6gqwhbqvcuujfx2bqbk2mt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzpjf2hlxk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sorrynotbori.bsky.social/post/3lypekbe5d22oThe ecstasy of eating half a pineapple vs The agony of eating half a pineapple13 Sep 2025 08:33 +0000at://did:plc:mu6gqwhbqvcuujfx2bqbk2mt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lypekbe5d22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/sorrynotbori.bsky.social/post/3lymkasumec25Every so often I remember how about this time last year I reassured a friend sick with covid for the first time that long covid was proving 'annoying, but not like, debilitating'.12 Sep 2025 05:37 +0000at://did:plc:mu6gqwhbqvcuujfx2bqbk2mt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lymkasumec25https://bsky.app/profile/sorrynotbori.bsky.social/post/3lxwjneal4k23My toxic trait is I have an Instagram saved collection of approximately 89 recipe reels when in the past fourteen months I have cooked approximately six times03 Sep 2025 11:28 +0000at://did:plc:mu6gqwhbqvcuujfx2bqbk2mt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxwjneal4k23https://bsky.app/profile/sorrynotbori.bsky.social/post/3lvcz7pfyfk2jSo I've been thinking. If you mix half and half salted and unsalted peanuts, what do you end up with? Salted peanuts. LESS salted, but still salted. Is there a ratio in which you can combine the two where you arrive at anything but salted peanuts?01 Aug 2025 06:23 +0000at://did:plc:mu6gqwhbqvcuujfx2bqbk2mt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvcz7pfyfk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/sorrynotbori.bsky.social/post/3lrwsxhayy22gCan't stop thinking about how there is no Hungarian word for frown19 Jun 2025 05:43 +0000at://did:plc:mu6gqwhbqvcuujfx2bqbk2mt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrwsxhayy22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/sorrynotbori.bsky.social/post/3lrulxulxlc2zHAPPY HAPPY MURDER TRAIN DAY [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jun 2025 08:33 +0000at://did:plc:mu6gqwhbqvcuujfx2bqbk2mt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrulxulxlc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/sorrynotbori.bsky.social/post/3lrukx54va22zSo there's a totally fucked up insect/spider bite on one of my index fingers. Obviously I need to take a picture to show all my friends. Problem: equally obviously, my other index finger needs to be in the shot too.18 Jun 2025 08:15 +0000at://did:plc:mu6gqwhbqvcuujfx2bqbk2mt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrukx54va22z