Egg and bread aficionadohttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mzkszhigxe2aMy wife was so bad at painting I had to destroy most of her art equipment, but at least I spared her brushes. #Lunchpun05 Nov 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzkszhigxe2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mzickkkknx2iLook at that mushroom there, it's shaped like a screwdriver. No, that's just a toad's tool. #Lunchpun04 Nov 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzickkkknx2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mzfs44tw3z2bYou're never too young to be an assassin when you've got your sights set on something. #Lunchpun03 Nov 2026 12:01 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzfs44tw3z2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mzdbmgf4sz2mWhen I need an animal's help to open my Terry's chocolate orange, I'll ask a tapir. #Lunchpun02 Nov 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdbmgf4sz2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mz3q7rlh252tWhen my son joined the clergy, I took pride in it vicariously. #LunchPun30 Oct 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz3q7rlh252thttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3myz7rbcrki2aA lorry carrying crisps has overturned on a French motorway and is causing long de lays. #Lunchpun29 Oct 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myz7rbcrki2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mywpcrhcxc2cGood new show on TV called The Cupboard, airing tonight. #Lunchpun28 Oct 2026 12:01 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mywpcrhcxc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3myu6tlxjtp2mEven though I say it myself, I think my new mosaic is eggshellent. #Lunchpun27 Oct 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myu6tlxjtp2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3myrodt4mya2iLast time I saw my nephew, I reckoned he was about 4 feet tall, but this time I think he was more like 5 feet. He's really gone up in my estimation. #Lunchpun26 Oct 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myrodt4mya2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3myjzluvax72kI'm going to call all wading birds egrets from heron in. #Lunchpun23 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myjzluvax72khttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3myhj4zd3iu2qI won't regret mishearing common sayings or phrases when I'm lying on my deaf bed. #Lunchpun22 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myhj4zd3iu2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3myeynven3w2wI don't know exactly how many football grounds there are in the UK, but I can give you a ball park figure. #Lunchpun21 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myeynven3w2whttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3myci6znitz2gThere should be a law against building pubs on busy street corners. Inn junction? Exactly. #Lunchpun20 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3myci6znitz2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3my7xpv4tuv23I've decided my next job is going to be in gymnastics. Forward role? Yeah, there's a bit more to it than that. #Lunchpun19 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3my7xpv4tuv23https://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mxygdmopo32eI got an offer to work for the company that makes containers for Coca-Cola, but turned it down. Bottle job? No, way too easy. #Lunchpun16 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxygdmopo32ehttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mxvvuwbs4h2wMy friend is so good at tricking people, he's a super duper duper. #Lunchpun15 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxvvuwbs4h2whttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mxtffxh63p23For a butterfly to complete its full life cycle from egg to adult, it takes about one moth. #Lunchpun14 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxtffxh63p23https://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mxquwpij5q2yMy Dad's brother's been in the pub all day, so the likelihood of him being inebriated is a slammed unc. #Lunchpun13 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxquwpij5q2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mxoehfuiq72iI was a minute early for my interview with Shred-it, which they said was cutting it fine. #Lunchpun12 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxoehfuiq72ihttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mxhvnlq5w22o@ceejay.bsky.social Your Avi is ace! What a gorgeous doggy 🐕 😀09 Oct 2026 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxhvnlq5w22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mxgt2n5v662zWhen I was cooking sausages in our caravan, my wife decided to drive us into a crater. Towed in the hole? Bangers and mash actually. #Lunchpun09 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxgt2n5v662zhttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mxe3unz2q32cMy car's broken down and now I don't know how I'm going to get to Snowdon. Thumb it? No, I was only going to go half way up. #Lunchpun08 Oct 2026 09:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxe3unz2q32chttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mxblfq634d2cThey've introduced the "one to many" queuing system at my local pub. #Lunchpun07 Oct 2026 09:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxblfq634d2chttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mx72wxctzs2fLook at those chickens awkwardly strutting across the road. Poultry in motion? Absolutely not. #Lunchpun06 Oct 2026 09:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx72wxctzs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mx4r7dontx2cMy performance was so poor when I worked at Apple, they put me on a PIP. #Lunchpun05 Oct 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx4r7dontx2chttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mwdmjzfuzf25My wife only came third in a cooking competition by pouring Bacardi over a rotisserie chicken, but at least she got on the rostrum. #Lunchpun25 Sep 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdmjzfuzf25https://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mwb42hemx62nMy friend Penelope sings the high notes in our Male Voice Choir. Tenor Penny? No, they're quite rare actually. #Lunchpun24 Sep 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwb42hemx62nhttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mw6llunrw22kSomeone's stolen my sun lounger. I'm not going to take this lying down. #Lunchpun23 Sep 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw6llunrw22khttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mw435d3vyu2xI think the girl that works down at the cinema carries a torch for me. #Lunchpun22 Sep 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw435d3vyu2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/eggforbread.bsky.social/post/3mvzkoiwn4223*Parisian café Me: I'll have an espresso with 5 sugars, right away. Waiter: Tout de suite? Me: I'll be the judge of that. #Lunchpun21 Sep 2026 11:00 +0000at://did:plc:mv44nubizttcapdszaisicx3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvzkoiwn4223