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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Husband. Lawyer. Hunter. Fisherman. Swordsman. Warrior poet. Philosopher king. Legend.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net</link><title>@hipcrimevocab.net - Lane Stellmaker</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mlwx2vu6gc2z</link><description>People are always like “oh you’re voting? Well that’s inferior to my plan of firebombing a Walmart!” and then never firebomb a Walmart.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>16 May 2026 03:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwx2vu6gc2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mlw4vpqbhk2v</link><description>If there’s still a Thailand in 200 years something has gone wrong.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 20:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlw4vpqbhk2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mlvtyexoac2o</link><description>White, blue, black, red, green, and colorless&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 17:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvtyexoac2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mlusx3iwek22</link><description>Huh. Weird. &#xA;&#xA;Almost like I had predicted they would try to do and you all said I was being alarmist and there was nothing to worry about.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 May 2026 07:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlusx3iwek22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mltu52mpy22u</link><description>Shorter Alito: the northern states aren’t returning fugitive slaves! Someone should force them to do so!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 22:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltu52mpy22u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mltu3hck6c2u</link><description>Prohibition increases consumption of the prohibited substance because it creates artificial scarcity. If people aren’t afraid they can’t get a termination if necessary they will be more apt to terminate rather than run the risk.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 22:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltu3hck6c2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mltsf6fmdc23</link><description>THE FOUNDER OF WHAT?!?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 21:50 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltsf6fmdc23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mltrpcmp3k23</link><description>Trump, Rubio, and Kristi Noem all swim in the Reflecti... well shit.&#xA;&#xA;Kid Rock holds a concert at the Lincoln Memorial and plays only Johnny Reb covers.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 21:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltrpcmp3k23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mltrlnnexc23</link><description>They&#39;re mostly all dead or gone. Only Grassley and McConnell are still serving. 22 are still alive but retired.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 21:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltrlnnexc23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mltoybhbg22o</link><description>first genuine laugh I&#39;ve had all day&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 20:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltoybhbg22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mltmoj2tdc22</link><description>For those that missed yesterday&#39;s argument, the clipped version is now available: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWJOYHcak8Q</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 20:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltmoj2tdc22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mltjbyxir227</link><description>&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 19:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltjbyxir227</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mltj5pxds227</link><description>I&#39;d like to make a post about how I was totally partying and sexxxing all the time as a teenager and being hassled by the man for it, but I&#39;m not going to start lying to you now.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 19:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltj5pxds227</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mlt7a4y6zk2r</link><description>It goes back further than Purcell.&#xA;&#xA;It goes back to Bush v. Gore.&#xA;&#xA;That is the genesis of the modern dysfunction of the Court, and we all knew it at the time, but Very Smart Centrists told us not to worry, our institutions were too strong.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 16:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlt7a4y6zk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mlt443hoic2r</link><description>And himself, though only with minor injuries.&#xA;&#xA;And to any enterprising idiots looking to follow suit, Tennessee (and indeed, most jurisdictions) have a &#34;provoking the difficulty&#34; law that prohibits the use of self-defense in scenarios like this.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 15:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlt443hoic2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mlszyst7qs2w</link><description>@joeabercrombie.com was this discovered in the vicinity of Bligh?&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 14:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlszyst7qs2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mlrumhsaj22k</link><description>I hate them both so much&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 03:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrumhsaj22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mlrjqh7wvk2e</link><description>The easiest grift in politics is to be a mediocre white guy from a rural state and mouth vaguely leftist stuff about working class solidarity and health care, then voting like a typical white Republican</description><pubDate>14 May 2026 00:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrjqh7wvk2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mlrgrrhp7s2e</link><description>HEY JAKE TAPPER WHERE YA AT, BRO&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 23:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrgrrhp7s2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mlrgazg37c2e</link><description>See I don’t read banning hamburger ads as authoritarian. You know what I do think is authoritarian? Banning abortion or gender affirming care for trans people.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 23:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrgazg37c2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/hipcrimevocab.net/post/3mlqthi56hk2i</link><description>Teen Vogue has barrels more authenticity and integrity than the corporate press&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>13 May 2026 17:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:mvb4d5rysctmxnmo2fimoyvq/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqthi56hk2i</guid></item></channel></rss>