switch witch @ connections.museum, general miscreanthttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.cohttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mwahsiemak2cUSA is literally one of the worst countries why tf do we even live here24 Sep 2026 04:57 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwahsiemak2chttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mvq2qgfvuc2jeveryone deserves to experience joy and love and wonder. except landlords. those fuckers can rot.17 Sep 2026 16:21 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvq2qgfvuc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mv7oaqhlis2x*jfk voice* let the record state that I am here and ready to ah, eat ass11 Sep 2026 03:55 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7oaqhlis2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mut4llcgtc2leveryone's got an opinion about rick beato, but god damn he is an *excellent* interviewer of musicians. nobody else even comes close.06 Sep 2026 04:07 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mut4llcgtc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3muoal6m5fs2bI picked the obviously correct answers and it fuckin nailed me. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Sep 2026 05:35 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muoal6m5fs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mtyzv5vsqc2yPour one out folks. My 7/8 combination wrench fell off my ladder and it’s completely disappeared from the universe.26 Aug 2026 19:09 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtyzv5vsqc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mtm6dhqfl223I was just sitting down feeding the crows and a squirrel climbed up me to get a peanut. My dreams of turning into a tree are finally coming true!21 Aug 2026 16:24 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtm6dhqfl223https://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mthxuihvgc2nsomeone should tell me that i'm a good girl! 😤20 Aug 2026 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mthxuihvgc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mswk73rrek2hI’m lucky to live like 100m from a fuckin great izakaya.13 Aug 2026 01:58 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswk73rrek2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3msrrcz2sis24so am i supposed to feel bad for the characters in Gone With The Wind, or ???11 Aug 2026 04:22 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrrcz2sis24https://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mskaydj77224Thinking maybe I’ll be nonverbal and only communicate in musical tones08 Aug 2026 04:41 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mskaydj77224https://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3msjvao3evs2bWe can’t make 1980s basement couch anymore. We’ve lost that technology.08 Aug 2026 01:11 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3msjvao3evs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mrti46yhdc2vWould you like to leave a tip? 30% 35% 40%30 Jul 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrti46yhdc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mrtfthc4tc2mAnyway, if anybody in the greater @victoriascott.bsky.social sphere is in the PNW and had a car that they want to get rid of for relatively cheap, I need a reliable daily. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2026 02:37 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrtfthc4tc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mrt3njigo22oPretty fucked up that my ‘97 Mercedes E320’s head gasket went at *checks notes* 70,000 total miles.29 Jul 2026 23:34 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrt3njigo22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mqs3oiaur224 [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Jul 2026 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqs3oiaur224https://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mpc34a7kss2gOnce again I say: they should close Broadway to cars and just make it a pedestrian market like they do for pride and block party.27 Jun 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpc34a7kss2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mobobduajs2rcalling my sub “the lubricand” and getting away with it14 Jun 2026 21:04 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mobobduajs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mnyjydie5s2vi think i lost my headache11 Jun 2026 05:54 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnyjydie5s2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mnup6hxvoc2bme, after almost a year since the buildings windows were cleaned: ahh finally I’ve put all of the screens back in. I am a good girl. building manager: the windows are going to be cleaned this Thursday. Please remove all screens. me: 😭09 Jun 2026 17:16 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnup6hxvoc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mm3ujxxyik2yits crazy that for mission impossible final reckoning they really sent tom cruise to an abandoned russian submarine at the bottom of the ocean to retrieve a hard drive containing a world-ending AI.18 May 2026 02:50 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm3ujxxyik2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mlzh6h3ay22m"hey siri, what's my timer at?" >> there are no timers on homepod "hey siri, stop my 15 minute timer" >> there are no timers on homepod "hey siri look I totally set a timer and you acknowledged it" >> I found these web results for i totally set a timer... a few minutes later... * timer goes off *17 May 2026 03:46 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzh6h3ay22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mlszpttyhs2pToday, they’ve given me, The Idiot, too many objects to manage. I am not succeeding in managing them.14 May 2026 14:29 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlszpttyhs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mljejyl3n22avehicles that will leave without you: - elevator - chair lift - airplane - bus vehicles that won't leave without you - ambulance - hearse - bicycle10 May 2026 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljejyl3n22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/1xb.co/post/3mlc3wsxprc2ayou guys 😭 it’s so good!07 May 2026 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:mw4wgw5wex5sumfu3r5ajgnu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlc3wsxprc2a