Good, better, best. Added fifteen pounds of muscle this offseason I *AM* the Chicago White Sox CHI▶️LI▶️MA▶️DC ✡️https://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlbglbcd2c2ySometimes people tell you why they have the second overall pick07 May 2026 14:31 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbglbcd2c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlc3xnrg2k2yAmherst, MA, come on down [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlc3xnrg2k2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlc3wj4iu22yLadies and gentlemen, we got him.07 May 2026 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlc3wj4iu22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlbyogroas2yIt took longer than I’m proud to admit that a tongue depressor was just used to push the tongue out of the way. When I was a child I was convinced they put something on it to relax the tongue more.07 May 2026 19:55 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbyogroas2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlby44gbk22yJust found out I need to get a wisdom tooth removed. And you all thought I couldn’t get any dumber07 May 2026 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlby44gbk22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlbtxafxwc2yLarry Brown really has coached everywhere [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbtxafxwc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlbkpft4ss2lThe only good colonialism [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 15:45 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbkpft4ss2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlbidtdz6s2yThis killed the Chicago White Sox for 5 years [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbidtdz6s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlbi3u7dns2yIconic “how was he never a White Sox” [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbi3u7dns2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlbhvzykyk2yCapitalism advancing to a stage where FanDuel dropping to “only” a 41% market share of sports gambling means it’s struggling and the CEO needs to step down is so cool, man.07 May 2026 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbhvzykyk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlbhtzglo22y Sorry, Dylan from Texas, I can tell you’re actually located in a call center in Asia because I talked to your buddy at the next chair over 30 minutes ago.07 May 2026 14:54 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbhtzglo22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlbhpp2t6s2yThe mainstream democratic position will always be “let’s hold at this exact position right now, let’s wait a few years and then we can regroup and move back left” and it doesn’t matter how far right “this exact position right now” is07 May 2026 14:51 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbhpp2t6s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlbhkcy3ek2yI mean this is clearly Captain America right? He’s catching every single one [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 14:48 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbhkcy3ek2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlbglbcd2c2ySometimes people tell you why they have the second overall pick07 May 2026 14:31 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbglbcd2c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mlaa7tqbhk2qEven on commentary, no one can touch Mox07 May 2026 03:04 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlaa7tqbhk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mla57m7rn22vKevin Knight you will always be famous07 May 2026 02:11 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mla57m7rn22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mla23uhwxc25Kit Fisto? We're going to the multiverse THIS QUICK? [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 01:15 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mla23uhwxc25https://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3mla22bntsc25Wow it's making you sexually excited? I get it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 01:14 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3mla22bntsc25https://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3ljdzuubpoc2zBluesky is the 20 friends you really want to keep in touch with and also the 50,000 most annoying people you know01 Mar 2025 23:05 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljdzuubpoc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3ml7yzmpfjk25They're right to do it [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 00:56 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7yzmpfjk25https://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3ml7yyq4ebk25nyuck nyuck nyuck [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 00:55 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7yyq4ebk25https://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3ml7yuymjxs25So on a show where people play characters you all suddenly have an issue with someone playing a character? smdh [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 00:53 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7yuymjxs25https://bsky.app/profile/whitesox.bsky.social/post/3ml7ya7inyc25Thorhead [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 00:42 +0000at://did:plc:myf5l5ejqdbita3i6ug7lq3z/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7ya7inyc25