he/him - donning now his gay apparel - Non-Fiction EIC of @sillygoosepress - Writer for the Evergreen Echo - professional cutie patootiehttps://bsky.app/profile/parkerdeanwrites.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social/post/3lre5g3n6sk24True! As manager of the headshots, I can confirm all of our geese are beautiful and stunning!!! It’s probably a conspiracy tbh [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Jun 2025 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:myfnu5p7matadjrxo7b7w6eh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lre5g3n6sk24https://bsky.app/profile/parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social/post/3loomp3iisk2n“Cost of living”? Oh you mean that thing that should be free? Oh you mean the thing that frankly shouldn’t ever be in the same sentence as money? You mean the thing that ought to be a fundamental right but instead exists behind a paywall? Right.08 May 2025 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:myfnu5p7matadjrxo7b7w6eh/app.bsky.feed.post/3loomp3iisk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social/post/3lmb53toxec2xI’m a simp. I’m tryna do this man’s dishes and buy him groceries and tuck him snuggly into bed. Doing too much? Don’t know the meaning of that.07 Apr 2025 23:40 +0000at://did:plc:myfnu5p7matadjrxo7b7w6eh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmb53toxec2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social/post/3ll7oakymhs2sNsfw but are dragons and werewolves real then? Because uhhhhhh yeah. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Mar 2025 16:17 +0000at://did:plc:myfnu5p7matadjrxo7b7w6eh/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll7oakymhs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social/post/3lkz4vid7222fI wrote about trans joy for this collection! So happy to be a part of an organization that cares about our voices 💛🫶 [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Mar 2025 01:50 +0000at://did:plc:myfnu5p7matadjrxo7b7w6eh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkz4vid7222fhttps://bsky.app/profile/parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social/post/3lek5byx6hs2fI think this is true actually, I don’t know a single autistic person (me) who doesn’t fw Pluto hardcore [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Dec 2024 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:myfnu5p7matadjrxo7b7w6eh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lek5byx6hs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social/post/3le5qyhqljc2yWhat if we kissed… and it was crimbus… 👉👈25 Dec 2024 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:myfnu5p7matadjrxo7b7w6eh/app.bsky.feed.post/3le5qyhqljc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social/post/3ldyrtqbda22rDad’s really fuck with emojis. They just love those guys. They go nuts for it.23 Dec 2024 20:36 +0000at://did:plc:myfnu5p7matadjrxo7b7w6eh/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldyrtqbda22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social/post/3ldyrrndfac2rYou ever write one line of poetry that’s so good, you just know you’ll be a best seller someday, but then uh… don’t write the rest of the poem…23 Dec 2024 20:35 +0000at://did:plc:myfnu5p7matadjrxo7b7w6eh/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldyrrndfac2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social/post/3ld7vmlsopc2kBeen laughing at this for twenty minutes [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Dec 2024 23:07 +0000at://did:plc:myfnu5p7matadjrxo7b7w6eh/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld7vmlsopc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/parkerdeanwrites.bsky.social/post/3lct6lxx56c2qI think laying in a sun beam should be a constitutional right08 Dec 2024 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:myfnu5p7matadjrxo7b7w6eh/app.bsky.feed.post/3lct6lxx56c2q