ok ok I’m here. comic, writer, queer. @gayshamecomedy & @podshamespiralhttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lpha7ugz5k24“but you have no reason to be anxious” bold of u to assume i need a reason18 May 2025 14:08 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpha7ugz5k24https://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lnnexhn4ms2whappy April 25 to all who celebrate25 Apr 2025 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnnexhn4ms2whttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lnaryjdap22eMen really took the most tender, sensitive part of their body (balls) and made it synonymous with toughness and strength. adorbs20 Apr 2025 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnaryjdap22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lmznybz4f22qnew oversharing substack just dropped! read & subscribe if you please 💖17 Apr 2025 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmznybz4f22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lmxn4enjfc2dI told my four year old I loved her and she said “I love you so much that if someone chopped your head off I’d carry it around forever in a bag”16 Apr 2025 22:25 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmxn4enjfc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lmulxvth522fYES I filed my TAXES because I’m a RESPONSIBLE ADULT and an ARTIST and that’s exactly WHY when I say I FILED MY TAXES what I MEAN is I filed an EXTENSION. again15 Apr 2025 17:27 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmulxvth522fhttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lmip46sjuk2hnew substack just dropped, would love you to read 💖10 Apr 2025 23:51 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmip46sjuk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lmf6sg45322wevery morning when vyvanse kicks in I have a 45 min window in which I’m capable of texting back, answering emails and generally being a functional person. if u miss me in that window, sooo sorry try again tmw babe09 Apr 2025 14:21 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmf6sg45322whttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3llwgtqis3k2zme when girls get drunk & end up slurring “ive always wondered what it’d be like to kiss a woman…”03 Apr 2025 17:35 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3llwgtqis3k2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3ll53tumpzk2awish I could’ve been in the meeting where copywriter presented this on a slide deck. an icon tbh!24 Mar 2025 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll53tumpzk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3ljr5vc5axc252008 was crazy. you could really just throw on a gold leotard, hot pink tights and a giant statement Owl necklace and call it a night07 Mar 2025 04:21 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljr5vc5axc25https://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3liwm2xyl4k23my fellow queer & trans people: in these horrifying times, now more than EVER, it is SO important we prioritize having an unhinged amount of filthy queer sex24 Feb 2025 14:53 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3liwm2xyl4k23https://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lip357fexs2zknow I’m getting old bc every song playing in this dentist’s office is a goddamn BOP. counting crows, the cranberries, MGMT?! I’ll take one unnecessary root canal, pls21 Feb 2025 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lip357fexs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3li5hgn2i4s27marriage is hard, but we don’t talk enough about how with the right person it’s also just having a fun slutty giggly sleepover for the rest of your life14 Feb 2025 14:54 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3li5hgn2i4s27https://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lhs4qqu2kc2wKendrick’s jeans are 90s teen/ elder millennial representation10 Feb 2025 02:43 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhs4qqu2kc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lhm4kafom22ogotta be honest. with everything absolutely crumbling around us…the disappearing and crashing planes situation is pushing me over the edge07 Feb 2025 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhm4kafom22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lh4vyn7f6s2ibeing a queer & trans family is unspeakably weird right now, because my to do list is like 1. Buy toilet paper 2. Get groceries 3. Get passports for the kids in case we need to leave the country01 Feb 2025 16:17 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh4vyn7f6s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lgvqwray7s22I know this is terrible but return-to-office would be 1000000% better if you could vape29 Jan 2025 19:57 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgvqwray7s22https://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lgsoby6c3c2cit’s honestly so important to bring the slutty queer vibes to the corporate hang28 Jan 2025 14:32 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgsoby6c3c2chttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lgnm36vo6k2itrying to explain my social media job to my friend who saves lives for a living26 Jan 2025 14:09 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgnm36vo6k2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lglu4wyeyc22hey my husband & I saw you and your boyfriend from across the bar. we think you need couples therapy, here’s our therapist Emily’s number she rules25 Jan 2025 21:28 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lglu4wyeyc22https://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lglcqkuca225“you’re so funny” thanks one time in English AP I compared Brothers Karamazov to the 90’s Sandra Bullock movie “The Net” and it became a running bit in class the entire year25 Jan 2025 16:17 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lglcqkuca225https://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lggjmor3722ibe careful what you say around kids. I don’t mean cursing I mean I just turned to my six yr old and said “this train’s so crowded” and she was like “LITERALLLLLLLY”23 Jan 2025 18:37 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lggjmor3722ihttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lepgc7znc225absolute worst guy you know is currently telling his friends he’s gonna “try his hand at standup comedy”01 Jan 2025 20:41 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lepgc7znc225https://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3leov5p2fak2gFYI 🩷01 Jan 2025 15:34 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3leov5p2fak2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lemjkbghzs24hi friends- for the new year I’m taking a break from life so I can focus on social media. if you need me you can find me here, constantly31 Dec 2024 17:01 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lemjkbghzs24https://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lemaiwdtas2qI don’t think America is ready for 2025. needs a few years to sit and reflect its life choices31 Dec 2024 14:19 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lemaiwdtas2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/elykreimendahl.bsky.social/post/3lecgpwfufk2uDecember is all about giving up. caramel corn for breakfast? yes. Sweatpants outside? hard yes. working hard to actualize your dreams? lol NOPE see you next year27 Dec 2024 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:mzhcmoswuz4bfbs6crdjsn6r/app.bsky.feed.post/3lecgpwfufk2u