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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Comedian, Disc Jokey, Soldier Against The Turd Reich&#xA;comicjimdavid.com, IG @comicjimdavid, TikTok @comicjimdavid</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/comicjimdavid.bsky.social</link><title>@comicjimdavid.bsky.social - Jim David</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/comicjimdavid.bsky.social/post/3mlcesrsgpk2b</link><description>Previously unseen footage of Trump, JD Vance, Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel &amp; RFK Jr. at the Met Gala</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 23:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:n2ei7c5gbmkrmgfc2zfysarc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcesrsgpk2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/comicjimdavid.bsky.social/post/3mlay3fjnks2b</link><description>The Con continues</description><pubDate>07 May 2026 10:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:n2ei7c5gbmkrmgfc2zfysarc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlay3fjnks2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/comicjimdavid.bsky.social/post/3ml3vmy7w2s2q</link><description>While Jeff Bezos was at the Met Gala, this was being projected onto his Manhattan penthouse.</description><pubDate>05 May 2026 09:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:n2ei7c5gbmkrmgfc2zfysarc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml3vmy7w2s2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/comicjimdavid.bsky.social/post/3mkykad4l3c2q</link><description>Why? 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