rigatoni mad max dontbeuncool.substack.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3miyxssgwkc2bWhich no-object-permanence behavior is most annoying: when a dog wants you to throw their ball but will not give it to you first or when a dog wants you to put their bed in a particular spot but will not move their body from that spot08 Apr 2026 18:55 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyxssgwkc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3minirzjr6k2qWho are you voting for in the 2028 primary and why is it Jamie Ding04 Apr 2026 05:27 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3minirzjr6k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mijxgk4wk22gI have never loved anything the way men over 50 love calling small dogs tough nicknames02 Apr 2026 19:38 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijxgk4wk22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mijpgjipns2pMost MSNBC-coded thing about me is how much I love voting in person at my local library02 Apr 2026 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijpgjipns2phttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mih5xe3ivs22I have not started this season of House of Villains but seeing Below Deck virgins become Kate Chastain-pilled makes my heart sing01 Apr 2026 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mih5xe3ivs22https://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mieunp6loc2mIf this turns out to be some elaborate Buffalo Wild Wings-sponsored April Fools’ stunt I swear to god31 Mar 2026 19:05 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mieunp6loc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mi5xq5pyic2eI agree with this in the sense that I think people living in Madison should be enshrined as the normative subjects of US political discourse [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Mar 2026 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi5xq5pyic2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mi2uahzgxc22Love an opportunity to reminisce about the most unhinged text conversation I’ve ever had with my mom [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Mar 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi2uahzgxc22https://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mhxyiafues2qAs a pale person with olive undertones, I wish the light yellow trend a very polite go die forever26 Mar 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhxyiafues2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mhqtxetcxc2mI think we can all agree that the airport experience needs more men wandering around aimlessly23 Mar 2026 19:59 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhqtxetcxc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mh5bf7igs22eJustice for Jack Fisk!!!!!16 Mar 2026 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh5bf7igs22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mh53n7dkzc27Amy Madigan’s commitment to being a lady from Chicago is unparalleled15 Mar 2026 23:24 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh53n7dkzc27https://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mgixcmage22iFinally completed a sub-7:30 Sunday 💅🏻07 Mar 2026 23:13 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgixcmage22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mgea4pknrs23Sometimes I think back on the two decades I wasted believing I didn’t like mushrooms and am overwhelmed with shame about what a colossal dumbass I was06 Mar 2026 02:07 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgea4pknrs23https://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mfg2yifnkc2hI love The Pitt, the show full of complex characters with interesting flaws and also God’s two most perfect creatures Mel and Dana22 Feb 2026 02:16 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfg2yifnkc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mfay7yd7ik2jWas sort of hesitant to read this in my current bad headspace because I found The Mars Room so depressing but I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much reading a novel20 Feb 2026 01:43 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfay7yd7ik2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mf5ihlekrk2mPeacock should let you pay extra for a picture-in-picture feed of Kate watching this season of Below Deck18 Feb 2026 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf5ihlekrk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3metg5s3ehc2214 Feb 2026 16:15 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3metg5s3ehc22https://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3me5jdkt6sc2btragic news for the brandy slush community [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Feb 2026 23:13 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3me5jdkt6sc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mdwhqwbxps2k“They just hustled Yam Yam out of there like Mike Pence on January 6.”03 Feb 2026 03:56 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdwhqwbxps2khttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mdmgvruris2gWent to Scent Bar30 Jan 2026 04:15 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdmgvruris2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3md2doapne22kThe Testament of Ann Lee did not get nominated for any Oscars but it did get my best friend to spend the last several days talking about how she’s going to become a Shaker and nobody is sure if she’s doing a bit or not22 Jan 2026 23:29 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3md2doapne22khttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mczq2tr2mk2vMy new PCP has an interest in crossword puzzles listed in her website bio and she is not even a little bit prepared for how I'm going to waltz into my physical and stunt on her NYT times22 Jan 2026 17:38 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mczq2tr2mk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mcvtskt5t226Dave-os21 Jan 2026 04:34 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcvtskt5t226https://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mcifmwpeq22wYou won't catch me posting a carousel of pictures from the year I took my doctoral exams15 Jan 2026 20:16 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcifmwpeq22whttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mcboi3sxg22eTurns out I’m a hater first and a Packers fan second13 Jan 2026 04:06 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcboi3sxg22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mc6tgc43s22yUnironically believe these snoozy red carpet choices to be a recession indicator12 Jan 2026 00:56 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc6tgc43s22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mc256coavk2cGrocery aisles hate to see every right-wing man who posted the words “situational awareness” this week coming10 Jan 2026 04:07 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc256coavk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mbfzs4zetc2tFavorite books of 202502 Jan 2026 04:13 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbfzs4zetc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mahtwi5eok2nCause of death: the Packers fielding onside kicks21 Dec 2025 04:09 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mahtwi5eok2n