rigatoni mad max dontbeuncool.substack.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mqg4s3mpz223We have been in Boston for 31 hours and have witnessed all of the following:12 Jul 2026 02:25 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqg4s3mpz223https://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mp7tvpstvc24My beautiful extraterrestrial26 Jun 2026 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp7tvpstvc24https://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3moy6et6t6s22Production needs to thwart every Aniya-Melanie 1:1 for the remainder of Casa23 Jun 2026 19:51 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3moy6et6t6s22https://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mnuwmeqees2sI love living in the future, where every application I have to use to get my work done now has an intrusive, Clippy-ass chatbot embedded instead of an intuitive user interface09 Jun 2026 19:29 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnuwmeqees2shttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mnt64zywqs2bI yearn to see the world through Alicia Carmody’s eyes09 Jun 2026 02:38 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnt64zywqs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mnruydzoek2tWidow's Bay is great because it reflects the fundamental truth that some men can be funny, including Stephen Root and Jeff Hiller, but all women are hilarious08 Jun 2026 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnruydzoek2thttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mndg6eyoi22hOh hell yeah Ann Patchett is back to making children of divorce cry02 Jun 2026 20:19 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mndg6eyoi22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mnao366cyc2mDrew pretending to employ twenty people is why Bravo needs to liberate itself from the tyranny of the individual storyline01 Jun 2026 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnao366cyc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mmunt5rgqs2uThe cheese curds at the Old Fashioned don’t even crack the top five best in Madison and anyone who says they’re the best in the city should be punished [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 May 2026 23:26 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmunt5rgqs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mm7tpuuio22vEvery time I wake up sweaty in the night I think of this text exchange with my best friend19 May 2026 16:46 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7tpuuio22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mltk3n5cxs2zNew dental hygienist really got my ass this morning with a "you take such good care of your teeth... you must have had a lot of orthodontia as a child."14 May 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltk3n5cxs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mlmp2gny3s2fWhy is this sending me12 May 2026 02:02 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmp2gny3s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mllqn3jsxk2fNo Ladies of London update at Bravo upfronts is my supervillain origin story11 May 2026 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllqn3jsxk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mlctpsdngk2vEvery HBO show should have a “we went to Cherry Jones’s house and chaos ensued” episode08 May 2026 03:59 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlctpsdngk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mklijhhiwc2hWe're the party of the working class, and none of us have ever worked in a restaurant28 Apr 2026 21:07 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklijhhiwc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mkiitj6fkc2kAngela Oakley does the very first thing I would do if I magically woke up tall one day (carry the enormous Coach Kisslock bag) and for that I will always love her27 Apr 2026 16:35 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkiitj6fkc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mjklifogu22uThrilling for lapsed Catholics to see converts forced to learn about Catholic social teaching15 Apr 2026 19:02 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjklifogu22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mji6udmlos2oHaving witnessed the horrors of several doctors’ diets, I do agree that medical students very badly need to learn how to cook [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Apr 2026 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mji6udmlos2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mjhn4kx3xk2fSpeaking of psyops I will NOT be giving into the one that’s trying to trick us into knowing that Alix Earle and Alex Cooper are not the same person14 Apr 2026 14:54 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjhn4kx3xk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mjhls527rk2oSome of us hated Geese before it was popular!!14 Apr 2026 14:30 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjhls527rk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3miyxssgwkc2bWhich no-object-permanence behavior is most annoying: when a dog wants you to throw their ball but will not give it to you first or when a dog wants you to put their bed in a particular spot but will not move their body from that spot08 Apr 2026 18:55 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3miyxssgwkc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3minirzjr6k2qWho are you voting for in the 2028 primary and why is it Jamie Ding04 Apr 2026 05:27 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3minirzjr6k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mijxgk4wk22gI have never loved anything the way men over 50 love calling small dogs tough nicknames02 Apr 2026 19:38 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijxgk4wk22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mijpgjipns2pMost MSNBC-coded thing about me is how much I love voting in person at my local library02 Apr 2026 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijpgjipns2phttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mih5xe3ivs22I have not started this season of House of Villains but seeing Below Deck virgins become Kate Chastain-pilled makes my heart sing01 Apr 2026 16:57 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mih5xe3ivs22https://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mi5xq5pyic2eI agree with this in the sense that I think people living in Madison should be enshrined as the normative subjects of US political discourse [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Mar 2026 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi5xq5pyic2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mi2uahzgxc22Love an opportunity to reminisce about the most unhinged text conversation I’ve ever had with my mom [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Mar 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi2uahzgxc22https://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mhxyiafues2qAs a pale person with olive undertones, I wish the light yellow trend a very polite go die forever26 Mar 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhxyiafues2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mhqtxetcxc2mI think we can all agree that the airport experience needs more men wandering around aimlessly23 Mar 2026 19:59 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhqtxetcxc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/kellieherson.bsky.social/post/3mh5bf7igs22eJustice for Jack Fisk!!!!!16 Mar 2026 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:n3rosulyvimda7n2dwpdqqbe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh5bf7igs22e