lowercase human™️ pastel goblin™️ she/any not cis • not het • not monog dichotomies are dumb im the secret 3rd thing ask me/tell me -> https://ngl.link/parilani just me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/feed/aaaajdqeg73cmhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.bluehttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mloxp6yo3s2mwe're built different 💅 [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mloxp6yo3s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mlowoqyxqs2msup12 May 2026 23:24 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlowoqyxqs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mlovssmgdc2monce again thwarted by press on nails bc i don't have enough dopamine to get through the grueling task of PICKING OUT WHICH NAILS WILL FIT WHICH FINGERS12 May 2026 23:08 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlovssmgdc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mlkjgcylqk2hjust saw a thing about how we as a society are losing color everywhere our cars, our movies, our dwellings, our businesses, our clothes, etc etc. its making me wanna start dressing obnoxiously vibrant (a la the aughties) in protest. SPARKLES ARENT ENOUGH ANYMORE I NEED TO OUTBRIGHT A LIGHTHOUSE11 May 2026 05:16 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkjgcylqk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mla73qhw5s2kbeen told i am “just like if…bees. were. kinda weird.” so yknow. just goin ahead an puttin that right on my resume07 May 2026 02:44 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mla73qhw5s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3ml72pho2i22vi get the sense that if i saw a clone of myself id think she was so pretty and so cool (and probably be too insecure to talk to her) which is crazy cuz every time i see mySELF in the mirror i actually wanna kilometers hahahahaaaa06 May 2026 15:53 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml72pho2i22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mksg2xkgys2danyway that concludes this months postin/repostin blitz see you in another three weeks01 May 2026 15:12 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksg2xkgys2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3m3pmzxmrmk2fpeople are gonna be so embarrassed when they die and find out the folks they spent all that time and energy hating were made of the exact same stardust and existential soup they're made of too21 Oct 2025 15:21 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3pmzxmrmk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3m3plvvo6as2fi'm not gossiping i'm seeking peer review of my findings and conclusions about notable events happening in outside interpersonal dynamics21 Oct 2025 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3plvvo6as2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3m3r236ufa22vone thing i absolutely cannot fucking abide by is hypocrites. and people might say “but lani, what about you and *thing that makes me look like a hypocrite*” and yeah okay but we’re specifically not talking about me rn22 Oct 2025 04:47 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3r236ufa22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mbvokjku4s2bthem: how are u supposed to keep going despite the horrors dude me: lol them: lol me: *just endlessly crying basically* them: *also crying i believe* everyone: *crying?? i think?*08 Jan 2026 09:35 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbvokjku4s2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mbyqf2xcmc2nits crazy how ancient egyptians used to command curses and powers of necromancy etc and modern egyptians are just.. like.. regular guys09 Jan 2026 14:46 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbyqf2xcmc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mc4rbyla222ou can tell how fancy a restaurant is by how fancy the bathrooms are. for instance, this one had a free lipgloss in it??? and also a pack of gum????? like right on the floor. amazing. 5 stars11 Jan 2026 05:12 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc4rbyla222ohttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mksfnqphs22tupdate: these have been so successful i have been pulled into a girl group, tapped to pet sit, AND invited to a WEDDING LOOKIT ME GO MA [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 15:04 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksfnqphs22thttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mksfhubsl22tthere was a lady next to me the other day who was so angry, and honky, and screamy bc the guy in front of her wouldnt go. like 'HONK GO HONK FUCKIN GO HONK TF IS WRONG WITH YOU’ out her window but the guy in front of her was like third in line at a red light 😭 [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksfhubsl22thttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mkl6m4esbs2lthe law of Finders Keepers does NOT APPLY to when you steal waffles out of my jacket pockets 😡28 Apr 2026 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl6m4esbs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mkg6a5bszc2fPSA NEOPETS PLOT IS ABOUT TO START BACK UP THIS IS NOT A DRILL FOSJFOSJFNKD26 Apr 2026 18:20 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkg6a5bszc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mkg5zxvspk2fmaking sure to keep all of my beta testers in different tanks so they don't fight each other to the death26 Apr 2026 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkg5zxvspk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mjwn3gvx2s2yhe had the confidence of a much smaller man who had the confidence of a much taller man20 Apr 2026 14:03 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwn3gvx2s2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mjv6xy7uc32xbut he WANTS TO GO IN ☹️ [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Apr 2026 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjv6xy7uc32xhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mjv6udmixt2xthis thread feels like an important read 👇 points to some rabbit holes that feel very important to dive into [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Apr 2026 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjv6udmixt2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mjv6cusxyd2xreposting with alt text bc we need more alt text around here [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Apr 2026 00:06 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjv6cusxyd2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mjv4ull6zc2xso i’ve had crohns since i was in hs. ive been about the same height since middle school. everyone on my dads side of the family always got their last growth spurt in early college, i always figured i didnt bc of the malnourishment. well guess. what. (im finally healthy enough i did it i did grow)19 Apr 2026 23:40 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjv4ull6zc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mjdnofemq22s[honking at a car that's about to pull out in front of me with not enough clearance] 😰🕶️🤏😎🤏 i just saved a life today13 Apr 2026 00:53 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdnofemq22shttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mirkbnfoz22wi also would like to blame gen z bc i have also lost $830 billion in four years by not owning a business 😠05 Apr 2026 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirkbnfoz22whttps://bsky.app/profile/parilani.sparkle.blue/post/3mhzlsao4os2yanyway i walked into the session today looking like i forgot to take my clothes off before i showered and everyone was very cool and not weird about it including me27 Mar 2026 07:27 +0000at://did:plc:nbdx7ef4akzryb4nh3toc2bc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhzlsao4os2y