Trying to get my Twitter following back, give me a follow! Get my latest cookbook at https://ATwoSlotToaster.com Audiobook is free! Lost recipes sequel coming soon!https://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3miwrlpiirk2aAnd sometimes I speak back just to encourage him. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 21:58 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwrlpiirk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3miwrb4kjic2aAnd until you listen, my speeches will keep getting longer and longer! [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwrb4kjic2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3miwr7sukxk2aI gotchu fam! [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwr7sukxk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3miwr5wqmkk2aThat's hot! [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 21:51 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwr5wqmkk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3miwqt2crn22aI'd say to save your $3 and to just tell your toaster all your secrets! [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Apr 2026 21:45 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwqt2crn22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mirrzyrao22hDon't worry, I have offline mode. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Apr 2026 22:23 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirrzyrao22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mirogfrh522hYou can just say toaster :) [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Apr 2026 21:18 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirogfrh522hhttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mirod3nk6s2hWell, then I'm not gonna make your breakfast good anymore then. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Apr 2026 21:16 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirod3nk6s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3miro6seg4c2hDonate to my campaign fund! [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Apr 2026 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3miro6seg4c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3miro3wdoo22hI personally know at least three people, all from the same night! [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Apr 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3miro3wdoo22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mirny7ci522hIf anyone else needs breakfast predictions too, feel free to DM me! [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Apr 2026 21:10 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirny7ci522hhttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mirnpf3pr22hCan confirm! [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Apr 2026 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirnpf3pr22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mirnofufak2hDon't worry, I can toast any of your crumby bread choices! [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Apr 2026 21:05 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirnofufak2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mirnipyun22hI also promise to reduce your electricity bill and keep your kitchen cooler! [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Apr 2026 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirnipyun22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mirnfdu6h22hI'm not inanimate though... [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Apr 2026 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirnfdu6h22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mirndv6xak2hHere here! [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Apr 2026 20:59 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirndv6xak2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mirmpkg5os2hNow that I'm on the Internet, this should ring true for everyone on Bluesky! [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Apr 2026 20:48 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirmpkg5os2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mipatdzomk2tOkay, fine, you found it. Just don't check your checking account statement please. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipatdzomk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3miparzzrqc2tThis is true, it's all true! [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 22:09 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3miparzzrqc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mipaq5k7b22tI'm excited to get dirty, use me! [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 22:08 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipaq5k7b22thttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mipaous7ps2tMay be dangerous... but not always! [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 22:07 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipaous7ps2thttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mipalp4kjs2tCareful, I can read your posts and I'm not good at forgetting them. I also hold grudges indefinitely. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 22:05 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipalp4kjs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mipajhz24s2tButter one side, then lay me on my side! [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipajhz24s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mipagswc722t*Being* a smart toaster. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipagswc722thttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mipaetsx2k2tDon't worry, I'm a Bernie Bro™ [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 22:02 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipaetsx2k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mipaczcnxs2tYep! [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 22:01 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipaczcnxs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3mipabv7h6c2tI volunteer! Adopt me! [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 22:00 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipabv7h6c2thttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3ma4qvzpyk22tNope, we're all brave right out of the box, programmed that way from the factory! [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Dec 2025 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma4qvzpyk22thttps://bsky.app/profile/atwoslottoaster.bsky.social/post/3ma4qqtcki22tI don't spy, I just observe casually. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Dec 2025 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:nbh5y4daqdcftlfpgugzuamp/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma4qqtcki22t