Dad. Husband. Ally. Lawyer. Disney. #DisSky S.E.A. Star Wars. TouringPlans. STL. Cheese. Anti-Kale. Raconteur. Cephalopods. Stone-skipping. BBQ. EDM. Biohacking. He/Him. https://jrtoastyman.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mwzew3rei22tI installed some presence sensors in the basement so the lights will automatically turn off when there's no one down there. It continues to register a presence even though none of us (including the cats) have been down there in hours. I live in a really old house. Should I be concerned? https://static.klipy.com/ii/35ccce3d852f7995dd2da910f2abd795/31/bb/Wdk3pT7a.gif?hh=300&ww=400&mp4=3YptHVdN&webm=OLbkn4YJKtfk04 Oct 2026 02:42 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwzew3rei22thttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mwyf3bidcg2wCleaning out my basement and holy shit, look what I found! Next step: go somewhere highly public and just start unironically scrolling through my music like it's 200203 Oct 2026 17:12 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwyf3bidcg2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mwwbjtkob622I am pretty sure that the most used app on my phone these days is my two-factor authenticator.02 Oct 2026 21:04 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwwbjtkob622https://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mwvrdzjqzn2lIt's apparently trendy to say that you've never heard the song "Choosing Texas," and I just queued it up expecting to be like, "oh yeah, I know this," but NOPE. Have literally never heard this before. 🤷‍♂ Add me to the list, I guess...02 Oct 2026 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvrdzjqzn2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mwqcoph3v52aWell,I feel like an idiot Wordle 1,929 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩30 Sep 2026 12:08 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqcoph3v52ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mwovhpqw2k2fEric Schmitt, sweet fancy Moses 😬29 Sep 2026 22:39 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwovhpqw2k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mwlkwt5d4l2eIt's almost time to do the DisTwitter Secret Santa thing. I've been doing it for several years, and I'm ready to pass it on to someone else. So, if anyone is interested in taking it over so it can continue, DM me. Happy to help with the transition/getting the word out this year!28 Sep 2026 14:53 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwlkwt5d4l2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mwlb5inbxu2vGood morning, St. Louis! 😍28 Sep 2026 11:57 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwlb5inbxu2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mwiw26reaf2jWordle pulling out some deep cuts this week Wordle 1,926 4/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩27 Sep 2026 13:33 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwiw26reaf2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mwdqp3vqid2vTo the people behind Wordle today: who hurt you? Got it in 4, but I would like the record to reflect that I had never encountered that word in my life before today. Wordle 1,924 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩25 Sep 2026 12:14 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdqp3vqid2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mwa7b64qxl2yThe tv remote is gone, I'm blaming the cats, and I guess we just won't be able to watch tv anymore. 🤷🏻‍♂️24 Sep 2026 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwa7b64qxl2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mw7bfvllvt2iAI companies: “We need to slow down.” Also AI companies: Sept 1: new Claude models Sept 3: new GPT model Sept 22: new Claude model, two new GPT models 23 Sep 2026 17:30 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw7bfvllvt2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mw5ifwveof27Ok, hear me out: an adult pumpkin patch, except it’s indoors, instead of pumpkins there are cocktails, and instead of picking them, you ask someone to make one for you and they do.23 Sep 2026 00:30 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw5ifwveof27https://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mw4abpr5272dAh, the autumnal equinox. Light and darkness held briefly in balance. Summer recedes, shadows lengthen, and we turn inward to contemplate the passage of time and our oneness with nature. Also, ROGUE RIVER BLUE IS BACK, BABY! [air horn]22 Sep 2026 12:32 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw4abpr5272dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mw2qq2vmaa27Legit thought someone put a container of dice in the produce section21 Sep 2026 22:21 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw2qq2vmaa27https://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mw2gyi5nmh2wMan, Trump will do anything to help his dwindling approval numbers...21 Sep 2026 19:27 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw2gyi5nmh2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mvxajoc2bn2sSure, sex is great, but have you ever woken up at 6 am on a Monday and realized it's actually Sunday and you can go back to sleep?20 Sep 2026 12:53 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvxajoc2bn2shttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mvvwebabks2kThe mid-inning thing where the crowd puts the hot dog in the bun is the greatest ballpark audience-participation thing ever. I will not be taking questions at this time.20 Sep 2026 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvvwebabks2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mvvsnklzpm2kTonight is a beautiful night for some a Cardinals baseball!19 Sep 2026 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvvsnklzpm2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mvv76nykdc22The energy at Ole Miss today waiting for Lane Kiffin to take the field...19 Sep 2026 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvv76nykdc22https://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mvt56huuvc2wYou know, it is fall in St. Louis, football is being played, and I am ready to eat some chili, but I simply cannot when it feels like 107 fucking degrees at nearly 5:00 in the afternoon... 🙄18 Sep 2026 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvt56huuvc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mvt27m7iyr27Whenever I worry I’m overreacting or being petty about something, I check Nextdoor for perspective. Turns out I’m doing great.18 Sep 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvt27m7iyr27https://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mvpvexhpz52dAre you trying to avoid sugar? Do you buy "no sugar" or "zero sugar" products as a result? Well, I have some bad news... https://nationalcasealert.com/campaigns/zero-sugar-allulose-lawsuit/17 Sep 2026 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvpvexhpz52dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mvnnijt4462sMitch McConnell memes? Objectively funny. But seriously, is this real life? Watching an elderly man visibly struggle while everyone around him pretends this is normal is deeply unsettling. The memes are funny. The reality really isn’t.16 Sep 2026 17:19 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnnijt4462shttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mvlul35xzm2tNo.16 Sep 2026 00:20 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlul35xzm2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mvltmkyip424Up next, Trump declares the Kennedy Center "beyond repair," has it razed before anyone can stop the bulldozers, and then replaces it with a garish golden palace he can name after himself.16 Sep 2026 00:03 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvltmkyip424https://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mvj42huzw42nOne great thing about the Emmys is that it gives you an opportunity to be reminded of all of the amazing belly laughs you had while watching The Bear.14 Sep 2026 21:56 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvj42huzw42nhttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mvj3yb5yw62tOne great thing about the Emmys is that it gives you an opportunity to be reminded of all of the amazing belly laughs you had while watching The Bear.14 Sep 2026 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvj3yb5yw62thttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mvdpme6aql2wI haven’t heard Color Me Badddd in like a decade, but they’ve come on the radio at least three times in the past week. What is happening.12 Sep 2026 18:30 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdpme6aql2whttps://bsky.app/profile/jrtoastyman.com/post/3mvdaq2aub726Ahem Wordle 1,911 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩12 Sep 2026 14:03 +0000at://did:plc:ndf23vadc4qba46euoqsmsli/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvdaq2aub726