SWEAR is out NOW on vinyl and streaming courtesy of Stormchasers LTD. Listen/grab a record HERE: https://linktr.ee/Empty_Heavenhttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mqlbltiz422fLEnron James14 Jul 2026 03:34 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqlbltiz422fhttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mntfd3uoj22sWhen u get chinned at the pub by some bloke… …and a right fit bird saw09 Jun 2026 04:47 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mntfd3uoj22shttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mmus6z7v2k2jSmokin on that shit that turned me Gerard’s Way28 May 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmus6z7v2k2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mm5px5vavs26If he gets out he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever18 May 2026 20:33 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5px5vavs26https://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mllqduwpxs2qI feel like a private equity company would stomp me to death if they deemed it helpful for their bottom line11 May 2026 16:52 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllqduwpxs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mllnxc6on22cFree rhyme idea: baba yaga / bahahaha11 May 2026 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllnxc6on22chttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mkmfacf2oc2rBuzz Lightyear has always been a major loser to me. Huge source of rage too. I do not like his attitude and ideas29 Apr 2026 05:41 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmfacf2oc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mk6qcazs4s25Everything I’ve learned about Mr. Beast has been against my will, kicking and screaming. But he’s there. Peering from the darkness23 Apr 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6qcazs4s25https://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mjgmpwtqmc24Taylor Switchuponmydayones14 Apr 2026 05:14 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjgmpwtqmc24https://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mizjx3dan22v“Yeah baby!” - Justin Powers See Empty Heaven in its full-band form this Spring…starting TOMORROW in Kalamazoo, MI.09 Apr 2026 00:19 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizjx3dan22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mixfou7c6s2kI’m happy about the French Canadian polka dot band. They made a Primus you can play for your wife08 Apr 2026 03:58 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixfou7c6s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mihlpdev722oJust found out bbl is NOT short for Bible. The HARD way01 Apr 2026 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihlpdev722ohttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mhvevll2nk2rDo you think the word “McMindful” has ever been uttered in the McDonalds boardroom25 Mar 2026 15:13 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhvevll2nk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mhoh2gtevs2vI need Stars Wars help. Yoda’s species. Do they ALL talk in his silly fashion? Is it cultural? Or is it entirely idiosyncratic to his goofy ass22 Mar 2026 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhoh2gtevs2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mhjyjjlark2cDo you think Earl is short for Pearl21 Mar 2026 02:33 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhjyjjlark2chttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mh4mhhpxtk2yYou BETTER believe, if you’re singing quietly and then stop because you’re feelin timid, MY ass is 100% gonna go “…that was really good, keep going!!”15 Mar 2026 18:52 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh4mhhpxtk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mgakk36ew22iI have two white dogs that shed, and unrelatedly, I wear black all the time. I do this to Amuse God04 Mar 2026 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgakk36ew22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mdlmtjr3ac2aEmpty Heaven: The Band 📷: Jenna N29 Jan 2026 20:28 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdlmtjr3ac2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mc2g3h6h222jNowadays in this generation these days……”Piano Man” would go “Bing us a song you’re the piano man”!!!10 Jan 2026 06:47 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc2g3h6h222jhttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3mbpeizam3s24Let the Aight One In05 Jan 2026 21:19 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbpeizam3s24https://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3m7ifvtrvx225 [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Dec 2025 16:05 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7ifvtrvx225https://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3m7ifsly7ys25I love this album and it also ruined my life [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Dec 2025 16:03 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7ifsly7ys25https://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3m7d47mcz6k2mEMPTY HEAVEN WINTER TOUR SOLO: 1/11 Chicago @ Empty Bliss 1/17 San Antonio @ Starlighter 1/18 Austin @ Hole in the Wall 1/20 Memphis @ Havenhaus 1/21 Nashville @ Two Boots BAND: 1/22 Rockford, IL @ Revival House 1/23 Milwaukee @ X-Ray Arcade 1/24 Grand Rapids @ Mulligans 1/25 Cleveland @ Birdhouse06 Dec 2025 13:28 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7d47mcz6k2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3m6kmt7n5bc2qMy first Empty Heaven PIANO show in Chicago. Also, my first show of 2026. A year of shows, I’m telling you now. 1/11/26 at Empty Bliss, Chicago’s best DIY spot. Playing with legends. Taking any requests. Mark your calendars.26 Nov 2025 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6kmt7n5bc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/empty-heaven.bsky.social/post/3m6g3nukahs2aRhetoric is our human curse. It’s insane. We’ve been given the power of persuasion and influence, and a convincing argument can be made for just about anything. The Truth, indelible and everlasting, just looks at us while we dance around it forever. The Truth is embarrassed.25 Nov 2025 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:nejcpcprvx2phbvu2zkom4fb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6g3nukahs2a