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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Hey, it’s me… JoJoFromJerz! (My real name is Jo Carducci btw). I’m a mom, a podcaster, a writer, a lover of politics and puns and a true Jersey girl through and through. Check out my Substack (my baby) on my Linktree&#xA;https://linktr.ee/jojofromjerz https://</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social</link><title>@jojofromjerz.bsky.social - JoJoFromJerz</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3mlki334kus2k</link><description>I’m just now sitting down after a fantastically full Mother’s Day with the kids. The same kids the MAGA shidiot incel trolls routinely insist I’ve somehow had “taken away” from me despite the inconvenient for them reality that they’re with me pretty much constantly.&#xA;https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/nobody-tells-you-the-last-time-theyll?r=u0k3a&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 04:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlki334kus2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3mlki334kus2k</link><description>I’m just now sitting down after a fantastically full Mother’s Day with the kids. The same kids the MAGA shidiot incel trolls routinely insist I’ve somehow had “taken away” from me despite the inconvenient for them reality that they’re with me pretty much constantly.&#xA;https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/nobody-tells-you-the-last-time-theyll?r=u0k3a&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web</description><pubDate>11 May 2026 04:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlki334kus2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3mlh6xkc57c25</link><description>Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m old fashioned, but maybe just maybe, bragging about kicking people off food stamps while telling them to pay for a billion dollar ballroom at the same time is a losing electoral strategy.&#xA;&#xA;But what do I know.</description><pubDate>09 May 2026 21:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlh6xkc57c25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3mleyxd4o4k2r</link><description>If those bruises are from “handshakes” then I’m a natural fucking blonde who never fucking swears.&#xA;&#xA;https://youtu.be/msflrKM_n3s?si=fkBjdkIxCDYkZEKh</description><pubDate>09 May 2026 00:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3mleyxd4o4k2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3mle2rg6xwk2p</link><description>He says the bruises are from “handshakes.” Bullshit. Unless Donald Trump has spent the last six months arm-wrestling Wolverine, high-fiving a rabid Kodiak bear, and dry-handing Edward Scissorhands behind a Pep Boys, those hands are not from “handshakes.”&#xA;&#xA;https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/cankles-and-concealer?r=u0k3a&amp;utm_medium=ios</description><pubDate>08 May 2026 15:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3mle2rg6xwk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3ml7myymrws2t</link><description>Our country’s commerce secretary is lying about the relationship he had with the same child sex trafficker his boss was best friends with for years.</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 21:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7myymrws2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3ml6ukiculs2p</link><description>I don’t wanna hear another fucking word about “Sleepy Joe Biden.”&#xA;&#xA;https://youtu.be/RcUAveNrg0Y?si=RvHwpc6U1IjWUmti</description><pubDate>06 May 2026 14:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6ukiculs2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3mkxrn5oze22l</link><description>Donald Trump is out of his fucking mind.&#xA;&#xA;https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/person-woman-bear-camera-tv?r=u0k3a&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web</description><pubDate>03 May 2026 18:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxrn5oze22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3ml56timhtc2d</link><description>Pete Hegseth is out of control.&#xA;&#xA;https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/no-quarter-no-mercy?r=u0k3a&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web</description><pubDate>05 May 2026 22:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml56timhtc2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3ml56timhtc2d</link><description>Pete Hegseth is out of control.&#xA;&#xA;https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/no-quarter-no-mercy?r=u0k3a&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web</description><pubDate>05 May 2026 22:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml56timhtc2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3mkyd3hyl722o</link><description>Why are so many of Donald Trump’s pals pedophiles?</description><pubDate>03 May 2026 23:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyd3hyl722o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3mkxrn5oze22l</link><description>Donald Trump is out of his fucking mind.&#xA;&#xA;https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/person-woman-bear-camera-tv?r=u0k3a&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web</description><pubDate>03 May 2026 18:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxrn5oze22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3mktoygui622e</link><description>Ruby-Wan Kenobi would like your pet pics please.</description><pubDate>02 May 2026 03:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktoygui622e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3mksgw6tgfs24</link><description>Our country’s national debt now exceeds 100% of our GDP.&#xA;&#xA;We’re told there’s “no money for food assistance, no money for our vets, no money for the environment, for healthcare, for education, for science or medical research.”&#xA;&#xA;But somehow, some-fucking-how, we 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want us talking about this. 👇&#xA;https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/a-pardon-for-ghislaine-maxwell-absolutely?r=u0k3a&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web</description><pubDate>26 Apr 2026 18:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkg5vo7gsk2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3mkfrx3idwk2m</link><description>I’m old enough to remember when Donald Trump said that people were right to have wanted Mike Pence hanged on January 6th.</description><pubDate>26 Apr 2026 14:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfrx3idwk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3mkamytx7a22s</link><description>Tucker Carlson can shove his apology up his ass.&#xA;&#xA;https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/tucker-carlson-is-tormented-my-ass?r=u0k3a&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web</description><pubDate>24 Apr 2026 13:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkamytx7a22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3mk627kwmac27</link><description>I fucking hate him.</description><pubDate>23 Apr 2026 12:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:neno2ingf4j4rs2fof4giall/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk627kwmac27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jojofromjerz.bsky.social/post/3mk3s6z3h7k2v</link><description>Let’s talk about God &amp; Trump, shall we?</description><pubDate>22 Apr 2026 15:18 +0000</pubDate><guid 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