i post random stuff that pops into my spaghetti noggin sometimeshttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3mfvnqvl54s2qYesterday, Kansas passed a horrible new anti-trans law, which invalidates all legal identification with a gender marker that does not align with one's birth sex. This makes it so all trans people who have updated their gender marker no longer have a valid driver's license. https://apnews.com/article/transgender-drivers-licenses-kansas-lawsuit-b34d868d7fe93b2946f54c831307b93528 Feb 2026 07:01 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfvnqvl54s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3mf5onkqllc23As I suspected, even as the Epstein files are getting released, nobody does anything. Because rich white men never face any consequences. We know enough. We have the proof. What we need is for all these scumbags to face justice.18 Feb 2026 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf5onkqllc23https://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3mbkvgft25k2fI've been procrastinating on making my 2026 bingo card. I thought surely nothing crazy would happen in the first few days of 2026... Surely...04 Jan 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbkvgft25k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m7xqzdvlzc2uroses are red corn is on the cob14 Dec 2025 18:34 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7xqzdvlzc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m7e7m2m44c24People love to ask me "How are you doing?" and "What are you doing?", but never WHY I'm doing. I could be doing to ultimately bring an end to humanity to prepare for the rule of the Dark Lord Qanithov and you'll never know because you never asked.07 Dec 2025 00:02 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7e7m2m44c24https://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m6natlw4as22Why do we say that an object is "on fire"? Isn't fire on it?27 Nov 2025 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6natlw4as22https://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m5zwlyd42c2hAny time a girl says "my girlfriends" I have to remind myself that no, she's not talking about her lesbian polycule, she's just talking about her friends. Usually.20 Nov 2025 04:29 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5zwlyd42c2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m5xigcku722cWho said that relationships need chemistry? I wanna have physics with someone.19 Nov 2025 05:10 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5xigcku722chttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m5rcw2s7fk2vHow to find the exit of a maze: Step 1: fuck around Step 2: find out step 3: go to out16 Nov 2025 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5rcw2s7fk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m5opaifd4s2mJust searched up "opposite of insular" and this is what popped up. I'm trying to find a word for when a country is not on an island, and I don't think "liberal" is the word I'm looking for here.15 Nov 2025 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5opaifd4s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m4qqwp36ls2zI truly don't understand greed. I feel like it's basic logic that if you have something that you don't need, and someone else needs that thing, but doesn't have it, you should give them that thing. There is no reason not to. Billionaires don't need all their money, they have no reason to keep it.03 Nov 2025 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4qqwp36ls2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m4iupqdgec22Kids on halloween: Yay! An excuse to eat candy! Teens and adults on halloween: Yay! An excuse to cosplay!31 Oct 2025 16:15 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4iupqdgec22https://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m4h4h6dcgc27Suburban areas are called "suburbs", so how come we don't call urban areas "urbs". It fits the pattern.30 Oct 2025 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4h4h6dcgc27https://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m4dxnw5hpk26Yesterday I noticed the phrase "I could not give a rat's ass about _" in my mental vocabulary. I don't know where long it's been there, where I got it from, how common it is, or where it came from. It's just kinda there.29 Oct 2025 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4dxnw5hpk26https://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m4ccorovh22rI aspire to be like this gold nugget.29 Oct 2025 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4ccorovh22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m4bc62eqrc2yWe need a word for when you see a pun or play on words, but you don't notice at first, because you didn't know the thing that they were making a pun about, and then 5 years later you stumble across the original thing, and you feel like the stupidest person in the world for not getting the pun.28 Oct 2025 15:54 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4bc62eqrc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m47dqlzn322ipeople keep making jokes like "farmer? I hardly know 'er" WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐑?27 Oct 2025 21:17 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m47dqlzn322ihttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m44r2tpmac2i"They said that they would give to the poor, but they haven't. Which just leaves us, the poor, to give to the poor" This is a paraphrased quote from someone in a Minecraft civ event I'm in, but it is VERY MUCH APPLICABLE TO REAL LIFE.26 Oct 2025 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m44r2tpmac2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m3ztlkow2s2wLast night I took off my breast forms and wiped down my chest with a wet paper towel to get the adhesive off. My tired ass brain thought my boobs had popped like water balloons.25 Oct 2025 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3ztlkow2s2whttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m3ynz4nbnk2lGod, I love Noita so much. You can just casually get an item with a 1/2500 spawn rate that can heal you infinitely if you use it correctly, and then you still die anyway because you accidentally electrocute yourself.25 Oct 2025 05:32 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3ynz4nbnk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m3xlbev2hc2tFrom a worldbuilding perspective, the Gulf Stream feels like absolute BS. You're telling me that some random ass sea in North America can significantly alter the climate of a completely different continent? If a book pulled something like this, my disbelief would quickly plummet to the floor.24 Oct 2025 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3xlbev2hc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m3sigp5akk2uI'm gonna saying "God happened" in response to "what happened. Not because I'm religious, but to make a really obscure reference to the 2025 Youtube Conlang Relay, where the header of a letter got misinterpreted as a message from God, and that's when everything went downhill.22 Oct 2025 18:36 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3sigp5akk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m3qijoqmos2rSo many times on this app I've seen art that's very clearly meant to be sexually attractive, and everybody in the comments is talking about how hot the character is and I'm just here cuz the art is cool. #asexual #aceweek21 Oct 2025 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3qijoqmos2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m3ncvq2q7k2vThere are two types of people in this world: People who don't finish their sentences20 Oct 2025 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3ncvq2q7k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m3incotr4s27Trans masc people fascinate me. On one hand we have pretty much identical experiences about our gender, but on the other hand, you were born with everything I could possibly want for my body, and you wanna get rid of all of it? And the best part is that they probably feel the exact same about me.18 Oct 2025 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3incotr4s27https://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m3fp7ztqkk2sPeople say I have a corn addiction. While I do admit I consume a lot of corn, I don't think you can get addicted to a vegetable.17 Oct 2025 16:33 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3fp7ztqkk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m3aykidcnc2kNo matter how many times I say it, I can't seem to convince my brain that "etymological" is a real word. It just sounds so made up.15 Oct 2025 19:37 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3aykidcnc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m375xwjew22hWhat a timeline we live in, where a place called British Columbia managed to be 7622 km away from Britain, and 6774 km away from Colombia.15 Oct 2025 02:08 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m375xwjew22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/eyesistorm.bsky.social/post/3m33oqsihg22jÏ keep accidentally typing accents instead of quotes" - US international keyboard user.13 Oct 2025 16:58 +0000at://did:plc:nffmhblhktwwb2lcpg54bfzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m33oqsihg22j