Have your pressing issues decided by Famous Minor Television Personality John Hodgman, Certified Judge, and Bailiff Jess Thorn. https://linktr.ee/judgejohnhodgmanhttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3myaslrdges25From behind the paywall comes this hot take from special guest @jamieloftus.bsky.social : Let Them Eat Girl Dinner!19 Oct 2026 19:01 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3myaslrdges25https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mxz7qzznrc26This summer, Judge John and Bailiff Jesse Thorn went on a boat with some listeners and tried some weird chips. A LOT of weird chips. Now their taste test is available, ONLY on YouTube! Watch them decide which chips passed the taste test and which were found GUILTY here: https://youtu.be/zFzb_mHGeSc?si=mbNrT1Cb6ShmMAm316 Oct 2026 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxz7qzznrc26https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mxz7qzznrc26This summer, Judge John and Bailiff Jesse Thorn went on a boat with some listeners and tried some weird chips. A LOT of weird chips. Now their taste test is available, ONLY on YouTube! Watch them decide which chips passed the taste test and which were found GUILTY here: https://youtu.be/zFzb_mHGeSc?si=mbNrT1Cb6ShmMAm316 Oct 2026 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxz7qzznrc26https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mxwom3dglk24Nostalgia may be a toxic impulse, but this commercial for Grand Prospect Hall may be the exception15 Oct 2026 18:23 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxwom3dglk24https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mxub5cf37s25We're opening the mailbag! That's right, the best of our Members Only Mailbag episodes have been compiled into ONE fabulous show, from behind the paywall to you. If you wanted more hot dog disputes, this is your chance! youtu.be/PBNZS_TgmnI https://youtu.be/PBNZS_TgmnI14 Oct 2026 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxub5cf37s25https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mxp6ln7t6k2xWe inspired a listener visiting Sweden to order the tunnbrödsrulle, aka the infamous Swedish hot dog Judge John attempted (key word) to make in a recent episode. Here is their review and accompanying photographic evidence: "delicate, like a baby"12 Oct 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxp6ln7t6k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mxf6a5vpz22x"Why would you buy TIES from a man named PANTS?"08 Oct 2026 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxf6a5vpz22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mxcom6pspk2xOur new episode is up! We're clearing the docket of several pressing questions, like: is it possible to do a reverse garage sale? youtu.be/iIMUtb-BMNk https://youtu.be/iIMUtb-BMNk07 Oct 2026 19:30 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxcom6pspk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mxcoia5t422xProud to see Judge @hodgman.bsky.social book Vacationland featured prominently in this photo 🫶 [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Oct 2026 19:27 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxcoia5t422xhttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mx5q267wuk2fA lot of HUBBUB this week over the Judge litigating what is, historically, settled law: the person doing the chore gets to decide how it's done. Judge John decides that our whole PODCAST is out of order!05 Oct 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5q267wuk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mwtxzk4nyk2xWho here remembers Get Your Pets?01 Oct 2026 23:08 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtxzk4nyk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mwqzak645c25Today's episode: AdmissKIBBLE Evidence! Should Steve be allowed to feed their dogs treats on walks, or should he stick to frozen peas like his wife Abbey requests? The dogs like treats, but they also like peas - and the dogs are CHONKY! youtu.be/gmY2wwh7A50 https://youtu.be/gmY2wwh7A5030 Sep 2026 18:52 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwqzak645c25https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mwov2wkzwc2mWe are obsessed with Sad Charles29 Sep 2026 22:32 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwov2wkzwc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mwlxpg4nl22qThanks to the fine people at @offermanwoodshop.bsky.social, we have our new gavel! Check out our exclusive, John Hodgman POV as he unboxes our gavel just for our YouTube: https://youtu.be/bFoOActe2Tw?si=GJ7kvqpzVWcS8xMb28 Sep 2026 18:41 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwlxpg4nl22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mwbzf5qiuc2sOur newest episode is up - along with our NEW GAVEL REVEAL, courtesy of the fine folks at @offermanwoodshop.bsky.social. Please enjoy our Expert Witness, @nickofferman.bsky.social, as he testifies about our BRAND NEW GAVEL 👨🏻‍⚖️24 Sep 2026 19:45 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwbzf5qiuc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mw4usvpl3s2oWhen it comes to eating a banana, do you take off the strings - or are you a FREAK?22 Sep 2026 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw4usvpl3s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mvsnkxh4ds2xWhat happens to someone when they're deported? Judge @hodgman.bsky.social and Bailiff @jessethorn.bsky.social share their visit to Tijuana & how it affected their understanding of the good work done by the people at @alotrolado-org.bsky.social. If you feel moved, please donate at: www.alotrolado.org18 Sep 2026 17:03 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvsnkxh4ds2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mvqdjdin4223🚨CALLING ALL CARTOONS!🚨 Artist Lisa Hanawalt, of Bojack Horseman fame, is a guest on an upcoming episode, and we want all your CARTOON-RELATED disputes! Do you think Roadrunner and Coyote should stop fighting and get together? Are you a Simpsons-head but your partner loves South Park? LET US KNOW!17 Sep 2026 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqdjdin4223https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mvnzvfsn2s22Today's episode: PRAWN and Order! Leora wants Sam to clear all future pets with her before he brings them into the house. Sam says, the shrimp he brought aren't pets - they are WORKERS! Someone on YT asked if this was a bit and babe, this whole show is a bit. WATCH HERE: youtu.be/QZ4EZxc_eBo https://youtu.be/QZ4EZxc_eBo16 Sep 2026 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnzvfsn2s22https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mvlbsfgecc2mThe thing about Gilmore Girls that bugged our litigant most? The lack of weather accuracy, of course! (Doesn't stop him from watching every fall tho 👀)15 Sep 2026 18:44 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlbsfgecc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mvbpkinjo224raise your hand if you have been personally traumatized by Watership Down 🙋‍♀️11 Sep 2026 23:23 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvbpkinjo224https://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mv6pf6icp22mStar Trek or Star Wars? Don't quibble, says Judge John Hodgman10 Sep 2026 18:42 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6pf6icp22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3mv46x4t6hs2gOur new episode is LIVE! This week we have the classic conundrum: Gilmore Girls Wife, or Wheel of Time Husband? Judge John Hodgman and Guest Bailiff Monte Belmonte help our couple decide! youtu.be/fLe3DrsicLU https://youtu.be/fLe3DrsicLU09 Sep 2026 18:43 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv46x4t6hs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3munmub6tik2aJudge John Hodgman judges which is better: Diet Coke or Coke Zero? Coke-heads, come at us in the comments!03 Sep 2026 23:42 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3munmub6tik2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/judgejohnhodgman.bsky.social/post/3muksdfkols2xToday's rerun episode is now live! Judge for yourself: is bringing your own hot dogs to the game literally ever okay?02 Sep 2026 20:42 +0000at://did:plc:nk65spbsns4qqo7lhdm4c4gw/app.bsky.feed.post/3muksdfkols2x