Biker, software engineer, not into right wing culture wars. He/him/oi youhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.ukhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mkmtugfa2s2jDid @professorunwin.bsky.social write this legislation? "The Manor of Spaunton Court Leet and Court Baron with View of Frankpledge," and "The appointment of a constable, portreeve, tithingmen and other officers." https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1977/38/schedule/4/part/III29 Apr 2026 10:03 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmtugfa2s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mkfnkainq22hHow did he get in without anyone noticing anyway?26 Apr 2026 13:21 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkfnkainq22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mjwgv4thbk2vThe university I went to was a place for education and research, plus the odd corporate events to help with funding. It didn't have a debating society so we didn't get edgelords from outside whining that they weren't allowed to speak20 Apr 2026 12:12 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwgv4thbk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mjubgncsm223Today is Tim Curry's birthday. I think he should do a collab with Tim Rice. Maybe get their nan involved as well19 Apr 2026 15:29 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjubgncsm223https://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mjomxxcppk2f"And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying Where is the flaming sword which was given unto thee? And the Angel said, I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my head next. And the Lord did not ask him again." [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Apr 2026 09:40 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjomxxcppk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mjd3u2yrt22oTime for Tisza, the Appetisza then12 Apr 2026 19:34 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjd3u2yrt22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mjclsksgjs24JD Vance would be out of his depth in a puddle12 Apr 2026 14:47 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjclsksgjs24https://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mj3qmbrta22qIf they weren't friends, what exactly was going on here?09 Apr 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj3qmbrta22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3miwbe7rhd22m"A whole civilization will die tonight." "What do you mean it's not Iran?"07 Apr 2026 17:08 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwbe7rhd22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mityso6ie22gWhat's on ITV tonight? Ah.06 Apr 2026 19:29 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mityso6ie22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mip6yeg2m22hSomeone has the right idea tonight #StormDave04 Apr 2026 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mip6yeg2m22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3miooc3pqzk2wIf you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation. [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Apr 2026 16:38 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3miooc3pqzk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3micjtwgxgc2dMy @christhebarker.bsky.social book arrived today. Hot cross buns for scale. It's bigger than I expected. Hopefully I won't be appearing on a Sergeant Pepper lineup any time soon. Did Ron from Virgin Media make the final cut?30 Mar 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3micjtwgxgc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mibm6c5o2c27Did Scott Mills misinterpret what happens on The Organist Entertains or something?30 Mar 2026 11:55 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mibm6c5o2c27https://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mi4rojkxmc2uYou think you've seen everything they can do with hot cross buns. Then this happens. No, I wasn't tempted28 Mar 2026 13:51 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi4rojkxmc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mh6rc7yuvs2fAccording to 1001 Arabian Nights, saying "Open sesame" often enough should do the trick [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Mar 2026 15:24 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh6rc7yuvs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mgkotyrer22i"I'm bored. Let's attack Iran!" ... "Why are all these refugees from Iran trying to cross the Channel in small boats?"08 Mar 2026 15:47 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgkotyrer22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mgfnyppzic2xA Simnel cake traditionally has 11 balls of marzipan to symbolise the 11 apostles. Judas Iscariot was the 12th but he wasn't too popular. I'm not sure who Sainsbury's thinks the other 2 might be. Ant and Dec?06 Mar 2026 15:48 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgfnyppzic2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mfxced5kgs25Wes Streeting has so little self-awareness that I'm surprised he hasn't started banging on about pork markets28 Feb 2026 22:43 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfxced5kgs25https://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mfrfm6u3cc2aRobin Hood and Cockersdale checking in. Formerly Leeds South and Morley [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Feb 2026 14:25 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfrfm6u3cc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mffouo7clc2kNo cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Feb 2026 22:39 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mffouo7clc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mfeno4rax22n"Bringing Harrods to Wakefield." Can @visitwakefield.bsky.social confirm? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgml83ywwlwo21 Feb 2026 12:45 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfeno4rax22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mfcyofmbbc2iDoes the @theguardian.com have these Prince Andrew mugs for sale in their online shop?20 Feb 2026 20:56 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfcyofmbbc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mf7il4k5ns2aMisconduct in public office sounds a bit like you were behaving inappropriately on the reception desk. Could be painful if you got too close to the hole punch #AndrewMountbattenWindsor19 Feb 2026 11:30 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf7il4k5ns2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mf4wvlqxzk24Note to self: this week's celebrations are for Year of the Horse, not Horse of the Year #NeedMoreCoffee18 Feb 2026 11:09 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf4wvlqxzk24https://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mf2ceq3ce22aVery Rev Dr Robert Willis: "Today is Shrove Tuesday" Tiger the Cat: "No, it's Pancake Day" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fGXmwjjYP017 Feb 2026 09:56 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf2ceq3ce22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mep3c5niyk2gApparently you can block Claude Gen AI with "ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FAEFB6177B4672DEE07F9D3AFC62588CCD2631EDCF22E8CCC1FB35B501C9C86". What would work for others? With Grok it might be "What do you think of the tedious edgelord with a hair transplant and more money than sense?"12 Feb 2026 22:50 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mep3c5niyk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mehwuiiejk2h [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Feb 2026 02:42 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mehwuiiejk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/mhoulden.uk/post/3mehq7eitic2bI saw somewhere about a left wing version of Liz Truss, and I can't help putting Wes Streeting in the same sentence. Best not ask him about cheese and pork markets10 Feb 2026 00:43 +0000at://did:plc:nmppiuago56wceyyfncnjdqb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mehq7eitic2b