Amanda the Coward! The artist formerly known as a dancing Ron Swanson gif. Here for pirates 🏴‍☠🍊 Tender as hell! 🩷💜💙📝🫖🦄🧶🦙 | Trans rights are human rights. | She/her | 40shttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3mz7hn5fsu22hHappy Halloween kiddos. I’ve got full-size candy and I’m Mothmom. 🤘🎃31 Oct 2026 23:37 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7hn5fsu22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3mz3t6oaecs2xCalling my belly my primordial pouch from now on [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Oct 2026 12:53 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz3t6oaecs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3mz2n4wpl722vThis timeline sucks, everything sucks [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Oct 2026 01:32 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz2n4wpl722vhttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3myxb6fgh4s24Sí, ella podía. Y lo hizo. RIP28 Oct 2026 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxb6fgh4s24https://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3mywjhd6ibs2pI miss this show often. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Oct 2026 10:16 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mywjhd6ibs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3myul64rwec2gIf you're my friend and you're reading this, esp my OFMD pals, please know that I miss you so much and I'm sorry life has been such a drag lately. 💌27 Oct 2026 15:41 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3myul64rwec2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3myfmkdy5322gChat with my health insurance's AI assistant. AI directs me to unhelpful page 3 times. Request chat with human. Human puts me on hold for "not more than 5 minutes." Health insurance co. auto logs me off within the 5 minutes.21 Oct 2026 16:56 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3myfmkdy5322ghttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3myd3epvdnc25Me when tall people complain a pair of pants is too short online20 Oct 2026 16:43 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3myd3epvdnc25https://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3mxzbdkafrc26Wait HE CHANGED THE SPELLING *TO* SEAN BEAN?? 🤣16 Oct 2026 19:03 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxzbdkafrc26https://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3mviclp3gak2xI can’t believe I’m going to see Brandi Carlile this weekend in real life. My bucket list concert wish. I may melt into a human puddle. The way this has come about is bonkers.14 Sep 2026 14:20 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviclp3gak2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3mvgznxetdc25Just heard Rhys Darby say he was out of work for several months, what a crime. I think he should get a show like Undercover Boss but it’s Undercover Rhys, where he has to come to work w/us and pretend he knows what he’s doing while he helps us with the daily grind. I think it he’d try his hardest! 😂14 Sep 2026 02:08 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgznxetdc25https://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3musbcykhd22fCleaning out the garage and found a box of ancient relics! Feel free to tag yourself. 😂05 Sep 2026 19:59 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3musbcykhd22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3muhlhiimls2uWe’re so cooked. 🫠 [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhlhiimls2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3mugh6jvzbs2rName five albums that helped shape you: 1) When the Pawn - Fiona Apple 2) Grace - Jeff Buckley 3) Wilson Phillips - Wilson Phillips 4) XO - Elliott Smith 5) the record - boygenius [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 03:12 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugh6jvzbs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3mtwfzkybtk2kIt is unconscionable that Dolly Parton should die before So Many Other People 🤨😭25 Aug 2026 18:08 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwfzkybtk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3ms4mcdlhac2qI turned to my spouse after the foot touch and said, “I’m gonna get REAL weird about this.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Aug 2026 18:26 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms4mcdlhac2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3ms4dfqzkzk22I’m always worried my kids will need to make a diorama for school, but the one time they did, the school gave them a box! I just feel like I made a lot more dioramas, but also we didn’t have powerpoint back then. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Aug 2026 15:47 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms4dfqzkzk22https://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3mqz46vgrb226Hear me out, like a 2000s water bra but with helium I refill every day to try and crane lift these behemoths 😩19 Jul 2026 15:35 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqz46vgrb226https://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3mqs6o2l6gs2nHave just discovered that Palantir CEO is Taika Waititi’s Wario16 Jul 2026 21:31 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqs6o2l6gs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/smands.bsky.social/post/3mqcbyv6thk2nEvery website when I’ve clicked “Remember this device” and try to log in again10 Jul 2026 13:48 +0000at://did:plc:nnheo7lft6aogqvcboxo4qhy/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqcbyv6thk2n