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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Tri-color corgi keeping Chicago safe from squirrels and sneks and helping track the turtle beast, Mongo Torto, with my friend, Taco the Cat. NO TRUMP, NO MAGA folks.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social</link><title>@riotthecorgi.bsky.social - Ralph the Corgi</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mzgntk2ezs2q</link><description>Couch times with Dad!</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 20:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzgntk2ezs2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mzfsiccs6k2t</link><description>Another day of early patrols — dad is up so he can go down the street to vote in person!</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 12:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzfsiccs6k2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mzefiudgfs2x</link><description>I saw my girlfriend Lucy in the lobby!!! ❤️</description><pubDate>02 Nov 2026 22:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzefiudgfs2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mzecdns2tc2g</link><description>Waiting for my treat after finishing afternoon patrols!</description><pubDate>02 Nov 2026 21:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzecdns2tc2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mzdgpzccvk2p</link><description>Time for Monday patrols people! Nice and crisp here in Chicago!!!</description><pubDate>02 Nov 2026 13:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdgpzccvk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mzbxwzahzc2c</link><description>Evening patrol updates: Streets are clear!</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2026 23:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbxwzahzc2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mzaxripons2q</link><description>It’s very soggy out so we had to do an indoor patrol picture this morning. Let’s go people!!!</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2026 13:59 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzaxripons2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mz77ogoccs2f</link><description>Afternoon patrols update! No ghosts here…</description><pubDate>31 Oct 2026 21:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz77ogoccs2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mz6h5bog7s2y</link><description>Happy Halloween people! It’s still Saturday patrols time!</description><pubDate>31 Oct 2026 13:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz6h5bog7s2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mz3lqe2djc2s</link><description>Super early patrols today because dad needs to finish preparing for Zoom court! The squizzers are probably still sleeping, so I won’t bother them today!</description><pubDate>30 Oct 2026 10:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz3lqe2djc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mz255hl6xc2v</link><description>Afternoon patrols update: neighborhood is secure!</description><pubDate>29 Oct 2026 20:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz255hl6xc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3myzcwb5kdk22</link><description>Even spooky pumpkins won’t keep me from patrols!</description><pubDate>29 Oct 2026 12:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3myzcwb5kdk22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3myxggxgfa22f</link><description>Monitoring the neighborhood from my sky perch!</description><pubDate>28 Oct 2026 18:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxggxgfa22f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mywtyxiiik2o</link><description>Happy Wednesday people! Let’s get those squirrels!!!</description><pubDate>28 Oct 2026 13:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mywtyxiiik2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3myv2hcsqzc2n</link><description>The treat container is empty again! How very rude!!!</description><pubDate>27 Oct 2026 20:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3myv2hcsqzc2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3myucqciuis2j</link><description>Happy Tuesday people! Who is ready for patrols?</description><pubDate>27 Oct 2026 13:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3myucqciuis2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mysm3ahzuc24</link><description>Afternoon patrols update: Building is secure!</description><pubDate>26 Oct 2026 20:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mysm3ahzuc24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3myrr3emcjk2d</link><description>Behold the floof, people! Time for Monday patrols!!!</description><pubDate>26 Oct 2026 12:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3myrr3emcjk2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mypdbbqhqc25</link><description>Time for Sunday morning patrols! Let’s go people — we need to scatter the squirrels!</description><pubDate>25 Oct 2026 13:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mypdbbqhqc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mynnkdit2s2b</link><description>Afternoon patrols update!</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2026 21:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mynnkdit2s2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mymsnjhkjs2r</link><description>Let’s go for Saturday patrols people! @tacothecat.bsky.social</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2026 13:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mymsnjhkjs2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3myl5iy4q222t</link><description>Post patrols update! Waiting for my dinner!!!</description><pubDate>23 Oct 2026 21:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3myl5iy4q222t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mykbr47vvs2d</link><description>Guess who got another pup cup!!! What a week!</description><pubDate>23 Oct 2026 13:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykbr47vvs2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3myijabqjqs2v</link><description>Afternoon patrol update: treats are secure!</description><pubDate>22 Oct 2026 20:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3myijabqjqs2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3myhszcwhrc23</link><description>Thursday blep for my friends! Let’s go for patrols people!!!</description><pubDate>22 Oct 2026 13:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3myhszcwhrc23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3myfvjx3aqs2y</link><description>Couch times with dad!</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2026 19:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3myfvjx3aqs2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3myf6xlflms2f</link><description>Dad got my a super rare midweek pup cup!!! Let’s go people!!!</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2026 12:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3myf6xlflms2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mydhetjenc2s</link><description>Afternoon patrols update!</description><pubDate>20 Oct 2026 20:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mydhetjenc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mycpxpa6l22j</link><description>Good morning friends! Who is ready for Tuesday patrols in Chicago? Nice and crisp weather!</description><pubDate>20 Oct 2026 13:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mycpxpa6l22j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3myayr45x5c2f</link><description>Afternoon patrols update! Dad apologizes for the lousy photo. Sometimes he struggles to capture my beauty.</description><pubDate>19 Oct 2026 20:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3myayr45x5c2f</guid></item></channel></rss>