Hooligan corgi keeping Chicago safe from squirrels and sneks and helping track the turtle beast, Mongo Torto, with my friend, Taco the Cat. NO TRUMP, NO MAGA folks.https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mrstdna5n22eAfternoon patrols time! Nice and cool in Chicago!29 Jul 2026 21:06 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrstdna5n22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mrrw73urrs2sHappy Wednesday, people! Let’s go for the squirrel patrols!29 Jul 2026 12:24 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrrw73urrs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mrq3426u4c2yAfternoon patrols from the sky perch!28 Jul 2026 18:47 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrq3426u4c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mrpdemcq3k2rEarly patrols picture today because dad has the Zoom court— but that means I get an early breakfast! Let’s go squizzers — time to wakey!28 Jul 2026 11:42 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrpdemcq3k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mrnsk6ey7c22Afternoon patrols report! The monster storm has passed and I went out to survey the neighborhood for damage. Now I am getting the Terrible Towel Treatment on my belly!27 Jul 2026 21:08 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnsk6ey7c22https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mrn3jjnthc2pMonday morning patrols time! Looks like we have some big storms coming in today!27 Jul 2026 14:16 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrn3jjnthc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mrkiwz7zmk2iHappy Sunday to all dogs, most cats, and some people! It’s going to be blazing hot here today so we are off on a long patrol while it’s still cool!26 Jul 2026 13:38 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrkiwz7zmk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mrhxpltgkc2cEarly morning borks for all my neighbors! Let’s go for patrols!!!25 Jul 2026 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrhxpltgkc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mrgbhtjapk22Dad took me to the park and I saw my girlfriend, Lucy! Isn’t she beautiful!!!24 Jul 2026 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgbhtjapk22https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mrfhb3ymqk2vBig Winston and Ringo are ready for the weekend! Little chunk is growing so fast!24 Jul 2026 13:25 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfhb3ymqk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mrff4j4ruk2bAnd happy Friday from Winston and Ringo! Lil Chunk is getting big!!!24 Jul 2026 12:47 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrff4j4ruk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mrfejclevk2bFriday pup cup times!!! Let’s go @lataco.bsky.social!!!24 Jul 2026 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrfejclevk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mrct2cdvuc2rTime for Thursday patrols, people! Bonus shot of my vicious chompers today!23 Jul 2026 12:18 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrct2cdvuc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mrb3q36zc22lCouch cuddles with dad!22 Jul 2026 19:48 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrb3q36zc22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mradyshjt227Let’s go people — time for Wednesday squirrel patrols!!! Time to chase some critters!22 Jul 2026 12:43 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mradyshjt227https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mr6wowppn22tI collected a cheese tax!!!21 Jul 2026 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6wowppn22thttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mr6ngvi6uc2iHeading out for afternoon patrols — will report back regarding squirrel activity!-21 Jul 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr6ngvi6uc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mr5x2xehus2qWho wants to smell my breefs before we go on patrols today? Form an orderly line!21 Jul 2026 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5x2xehus2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mr3gbqcdbk2xLet’s go people! Time for Monday patrols!!!20 Jul 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3gbqcdbk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mqyu5bo27k2qShort borking spasm to wake the neighbors for patrols! Let’s go people!!!19 Jul 2026 13:11 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqyu5bo27k2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mqxa7nfits23Ralph is back for afternoon patrols!!!18 Jul 2026 21:42 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqxa7nfits23https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mqwdgvvvjc2pWe have a guest appearance from Big Friend Winston and Ringo today! My dad is going to play with Ringo this afternoon but he can’t meet new dogs because he is still getting his shots!18 Jul 2026 13:07 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwdgvvvjc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mqtr7berrk22Another day of dirty air, so my patrols were very limited. Now it’s time for the couch cuddles with Dad!17 Jul 2026 12:35 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqtr7berrk22https://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mqrvt2dbr22mUpdate from my afternoon patrols! So smokey — we only went around the block!16 Jul 2026 18:52 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrvt2dbr22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mqr6scm4qk2aGreetings from the sky perch! The smoke filed air has reached Chicago, so limited patrols today!!!16 Jul 2026 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqr6scm4qk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mqoplwbjic2iHappy steamy Wednesday friends! I am making a humanitarian mission this morning friends, bringing water and snacks to the those (awful) squirrels! But even awful squirrels need to cool down!15 Jul 2026 12:23 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqoplwbjic2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mqmb6yb5j22zRalph barking video, interrupted by sirens in the distance! Another brutally hot day here so will have a long patrol this morning followed by super short patrols later in the day!14 Jul 2026 13:00 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmb6yb5j22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mqkcjvs6d22lGreetings from the sky perch!13 Jul 2026 18:18 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqkcjvs6d22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mqjo5yhkg22eIn other news, big Winston got a baby brother yesterday! Look at this sweet boy!13 Jul 2026 12:14 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqjo5yhkg22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/riotthecorgi.bsky.social/post/3mqjnmikfrs2eHappy Monday humans! It’s going to be steamy @ 90 plus degrees today, so we are doing extra patrols this morning!13 Jul 2026 12:04 +0000at://did:plc:noyq2ks34h257e252i6ofx5n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqjnmikfrs2e