Goofy ass and wife of kevjghttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3myt57xdgg22qDeclining requests for sips of my drink by telling my children that Dr Pepper is not a pediatrician27 Oct 2026 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3myt57xdgg22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mykrqdw24s2j5 told me that both of his grandmas “really know how to take care of kids… giving toys and treats and stuff. THEY should have some kids”23 Oct 2026 18:12 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykrqdw24s2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mydvfvamas26perhaps I shouldn’t have but I did find that ad genuinely shocking21 Oct 2026 00:29 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mydvfvamas26https://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3myduyzuhd226Probably my entirely different lifestyle and values [contains quote post or other embedded content]21 Oct 2026 00:22 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3myduyzuhd226https://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mydusbhzc226Love to see moms out here with their nature journaling with their kids. My son drew a bottom view of poop coming out of a butt. We’re out here doing anatomical sketches. He’s basically DaVinci21 Oct 2026 00:18 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mydusbhzc226https://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mxukd56ccc23It’s cool how kids can be so different so young. 4 is like “I’m a worker fixing this house because it got burned down” with his toy tool set 3 will waltz into a room saying “my kids are Ukka and Mukka and they live on my shoulders. They are tired so I’m going to read to them.”14 Oct 2026 22:01 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxukd56ccc23https://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mxjqbtaivk2x3, making this face 😏: I look like I’m going to do something bad don’t I10 Oct 2026 14:48 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxjqbtaivk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mww6x6payc2b3 referring to fairies as “people butterflies”02 Oct 2026 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mww6x6payc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mwvuo26n6k2e02 Oct 2026 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvuo26n6k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mwj6b7dye22aA’s for all the wood he chews, B’s for the branches he removes, C is for the cuts that he delivers. And D, the letter D, is for delimber27 Sep 2026 16:01 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwj6b7dye22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mwiwii6a5s2aBeing a parent is cool because you get to experience failure at something that matters to you more than anything else in the world27 Sep 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwiwii6a5s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mwa36bldn22wOur friends dropped off a months belated bday present for 3, and upon opening the fairy dress up set she exclaimed “oh! It’s the health of my life!”24 Sep 2026 01:11 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwa36bldn22whttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mvxdp32s6c2aHave decided the kids are getting soft measuring tapes in their stockings this year. They play with them so much anyway, and then if they lose interest we simply have more measuring tapes20 Sep 2026 13:50 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvxdp32s6c2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mvvazs532s253yo painting, mixing all the colors together and slathering her hands in it: 😃😃😃filthy!19 Sep 2026 17:57 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvvazs532s25https://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mvnw7x4hp22kAllowing the kids to dig exactly one hole in the yard has been so great. They gravitate toward it. Visitor children do too. Dirt rocks16 Sep 2026 19:55 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvnw7x4hp22khttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mvlgpni3k22eI’m not big into cosleeping but neither do I mind it if baby isn’t sleeping well. This morning the 1yo woke me up by giving me a gentle kiss on the cheek. Hashtag blessed15 Sep 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlgpni3k22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mvgp6p5s2s2mAs always I read NYFW as “not yafe for work”13 Sep 2026 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgp6p5s2s2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3muwye3s4ts2oi set the kids up on a blanket in the yard to play uno while i do dishes and watch from the window. it got sunny, so they got creative 🥰07 Sep 2026 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwye3s4ts2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3murm6uxois2ji think a few references have gotten garbled and now the 3+4yo’s pest control game is called “mouse depesky”05 Sep 2026 13:41 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3murm6uxois2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mupneexo2c26me: i’m thinking about your birthday party a bit. do you want a soccer themed party? or something like construction again? 4: ok so it might be a little complicated, but maybe like a construction site where they’re building the place where the soccer players live04 Sep 2026 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupneexo2c26https://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mufxcrm2rk2r3 has started sometimes narrating her actions like she s a book character yesterday i poured water on her head in the bath and a tiny bit got in her eye. “some got in my eye! it stings……… but she was brave”31 Aug 2026 22:28 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufxcrm2rk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mubhctptf22mthe other night the kids were playing when i called them for dinner, they groaned and said they wanted to eat dinner where they were. then i heard “ok, we’ll eat real dinner first, and then we’ll come back and have our fish feast”30 Aug 2026 03:31 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubhctptf22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mu3rhdradc2zthe kids have been into bear in the big blue house lately i feel like bear has some steve martin energy27 Aug 2026 21:16 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3rhdradc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mtz62uackc2d3, on a quiet car ride: some people just like looking out the window and picking at their boo-boos.26 Aug 2026 20:24 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtz62uackc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mtpa3nvpqc23“once upon a time there was a person named [1yo]. he was cute, and small, and stubby, & friendly. & he loved his big brother. he even loved his mom. but he pulled hair. people still loved him, of course. and one time he even drove a rocket ship. then he was an engineer that drived trains. the end.”22 Aug 2026 21:34 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtpa3nvpqc23https://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mtfjcylcn22e4: are fairies real? me, not thinking: nope, just pretend 4: but not the tooth fairy, right? me: oh, uh— 4: yeah, the tooth fairy is real.19 Aug 2026 00:52 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfjcylcn22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/larrygoose.bsky.social/post/3mtbr75w24k2i3 and 4 fight like any siblings, but we are lucky they usually get along alright. it is amazing the speed with which they alternate between sitting quietly cuddled on the couch reading a book together, and riding on each other’s backs pretending to be “a dump truck” and “the dirt”17 Aug 2026 13:03 +0000at://did:plc:nrd3pm3tv4sbom3bxcpee57n/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbr75w24k2i