I drink scotch, read poetry, and know things | ENTP | Prior military | Virgo in love | Poetic math geek | Shameless flirt | straight white guy with no podcast I flirted once with my own reflection and it ghosted me.https://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lrvivrvprs2pYour porn star name is your first name plus your last name. Slut.18 Jun 2025 17:11 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrvivrvprs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lpandsv5lc2vYes, I'm ogling you. It's kind of my thing.15 May 2025 23:14 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpandsv5lc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lp6aduzdns2vIf I love you I will absolutely take a bullet for you. Also, I'm 100% the reason we're being shot at. Just saying choose wisely.15 May 2025 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp6aduzdns2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lp6ad6dyps2vused my great grandmother's recipe for boiling water this morning. follow me for more cooking tips.15 May 2025 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp6ad6dyps2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lp6acr3rjk2vUpdate: moved something with my mind finally, but it was just my arm. a bittersweet victory for my developing mind powers.15 May 2025 00:15 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp6acr3rjk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lp5syznmas2lDay 928923423, still dont have the abs I want. God. Dammit.14 May 2025 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp5syznmas2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lp5sxowo2s2lReally cute lady cop gave me her number today. Sure it was only 3 digits and she said it was only for emergencies, but I can read between the lines here.14 May 2025 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp5sxowo2s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3le35kvo3sk2tGracie says Merry Christmas24 Dec 2024 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3le35kvo3sk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3le35jul7zc2tEven at Christmas no one on this train is polite enough to give up their seat for someone who is pregnant, so I now I'm forced to stand here with my sweatshirt balled up in the front of my jacket.24 Dec 2024 19:11 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3le35jul7zc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3ldhf7d4afs22Given my tendency to overthink, it would be reasonable to expect my decisions to be better.16 Dec 2024 22:35 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldhf7d4afs22https://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3ldhf3k72wk22There is no way Dutch is a real language16 Dec 2024 22:32 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldhf3k72wk22https://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3ld4gbuv2vs2eI would rather slam my dick in a sliding glass door than write a fucking cover letter. Why does this job need a love note along with my resume?12 Dec 2024 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld4gbuv2vs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3ld4bmxf7ps2tSunshine and Gracie12 Dec 2024 12:31 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3ld4bmxf7ps2thttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lcsgd63b7k27It is critical that I inspire my friends and family to be independent and mentally strong, because I won't be around forever. Especially if I win the lottery.08 Dec 2024 14:29 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcsgd63b7k27https://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lcprllf4qc27Went to a swinger party last night and it was just a bunch of naked people who wouldn't even give me a push.07 Dec 2024 13:12 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcprllf4qc27https://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lcnhtv6uck2dNaming it the nervous system really works on just about every level.06 Dec 2024 15:13 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcnhtv6uck2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lclntxe3wc2iAll women claim to want a fairy tale romance till one of my Ex's show up and curses their vagina.05 Dec 2024 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lclntxe3wc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lclnrse4nk2iMy love language is biting.05 Dec 2024 21:53 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lclnrse4nk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lcdunimwkc24Hold off the DMs and meet me at home Depot. I have a idea.02 Dec 2024 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcdunimwkc24https://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lccyev2m3s2kWe should all be grateful that immigrants stopped eating house pets in Ohio the second the debate was over.02 Dec 2024 11:09 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lccyev2m3s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lcbhep7cd22xSure, I give off the impression I have my shit together and everything is under control - but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is slowly sliding off my foot.01 Dec 2024 20:32 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcbhep7cd22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lc6mfuphlc2dI'm confused when a woman tells me she just got waxed but I can still clearly see her moustache.30 Nov 2024 17:24 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc6mfuphlc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lc43vg5cgc2oI pretend to roll pretty hard when I'm driving for a guy with the seat warmer on to help with lower back pain.29 Nov 2024 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc43vg5cgc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lbznbrynyc22Me: ugh I'm so worried about leaving Grace with people. I hope she's okay.. Grace:28 Nov 2024 17:57 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbznbrynyc22https://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lbz5tnhgwc22Happy thanksgiving all! I'll be here trying to find sexual prime on Amazon. Does it have its own section or something?28 Nov 2024 13:20 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbz5tnhgwc22https://bsky.app/profile/gullyvuhr.bsky.social/post/3lbz5sxm6x222Should you ever be struck by lightning, don’t forget to take a moment and appreciate the statistical improbability of it all.28 Nov 2024 13:20 +0000at://did:plc:nrfvcfsetaov2m54xxwfcndx/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbz5sxm6x222