Principal HPC Network Architect at Argonne National Laboratory - Opinions are mine, not my employer's! - I make supercomputers talk to each-other! - ⚧ MTF - She/Her ⚠️This account is rated M for Mature!⚠️ Formerly @CarissaHolohan on the BirdSite™️https://bsky.app/profile/carissa.sciencehttps://bsky.app/profile/carissa.science/post/3lj43czbmwk2zMy callboy? Electric. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Feb 2025 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:nvjejjflhxttmjwpceozubgq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj43czbmwk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/carissa.science/post/3liilageko22uSometimes, you just have to walk over to your supercomputer and rip a power cord out to remind it who’s the boss. Take that, switch x6101c0r47b0! You will forward packets, and that’s an order!19 Feb 2025 01:01 +0000at://did:plc:nvjejjflhxttmjwpceozubgq/app.bsky.feed.post/3liilageko22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/carissa.science/post/3li6bg6xjzk2fThe roses are red, The violets are too… Your blue and green channels Are not coming through!14 Feb 2025 22:39 +0000at://did:plc:nvjejjflhxttmjwpceozubgq/app.bsky.feed.post/3li6bg6xjzk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/carissa.science/post/3lhyt4bojvs2pIn 5th grade, I told a kid who insulted me to “shut your big ugly mouth!” My teacher somehow heard “… big fucking mouth!” I was immediately suspended from school for a day and banned from performing in the choral show that week. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Feb 2025 18:39 +0000at://did:plc:nvjejjflhxttmjwpceozubgq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhyt4bojvs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/carissa.science/post/3lh35rkguds2gSee also: Gordon Food Service, gfsstore.com for those of us further east! They’re a bulk restaurant supplier with no membership required. [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Jan 2025 23:30 +0000at://did:plc:nvjejjflhxttmjwpceozubgq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh35rkguds2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/carissa.science/post/3lcoy4hdv322dI had an emergency appendectomy 24 years ago, after it burst suddenly one night, with no symptoms or warning signs, my Freshman year of college: and it *did* bankrupt me. It nearly prevented me from continuing through school after my Freshman year of undergrad. [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Dec 2024 05:36 +0000at://did:plc:nvjejjflhxttmjwpceozubgq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcoy4hdv322dhttps://bsky.app/profile/carissa.science/post/3lc4pwnc6q22tJust a few versions behind. Nothing major…29 Nov 2024 23:22 +0000at://did:plc:nvjejjflhxttmjwpceozubgq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc4pwnc6q22thttps://bsky.app/profile/carissa.science/post/3lbsgz4lj5s2oI kinda hate living in a time and place where I receive Black Friday Sale emails advertising deep discounts on routine and necessary basic medical testing, because a huge portion of the population may need those in order to survive.25 Nov 2024 21:16 +0000at://did:plc:nvjejjflhxttmjwpceozubgq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbsgz4lj5s2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/carissa.science/post/3lbawo3jfkc2aYay! I still get to call Aurora the fastest mixed-precision system for a while! 🥰💕 [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Nov 2024 22:08 +0000at://did:plc:nvjejjflhxttmjwpceozubgq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbawo3jfkc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/carissa.science/post/3lb42iojwdk2kHad a delightful day shopping around Grand Rapids Comic Con with @alopexstudios.bsky.social, and of course, it's always a pleasure to see fandom and industry friends again! So good to see you, @brittneykarbowski.bsky.social!!! 💕 It was great running into you, @matthewhvoss.bsky.social!!! 🥳16 Nov 2024 23:33 +0000at://did:plc:nvjejjflhxttmjwpceozubgq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb42iojwdk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/carissa.science/post/3lazvo5ci4c271) Drive to fan convention 2) Check into hotel 3) Find HLN on the hotel TV and tune into the never-ending Forensic Files marathon It’s just what you do! #grcomiccon16 Nov 2024 03:01 +0000at://did:plc:nvjejjflhxttmjwpceozubgq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazvo5ci4c27https://bsky.app/profile/carissa.science/post/3lax63g57uc2hUnpacked some new transceivers this afternoon. That’s 6.4Tbps one-handed!15 Nov 2024 00:54 +0000at://did:plc:nvjejjflhxttmjwpceozubgq/app.bsky.feed.post/3lax63g57uc2h