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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Austin Nola’s #1 fan.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social</link><title>@danethompsen.bsky.social - The Lord’s Name in Dane</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3m2my65hn7222</link><description>Listen, we’re all incredibly happy for Josh Naylor as he awaits his first child, but the question is if Dan Wilson has the courage to enforce a mandatory Outercourse January in order to avoid the same pitfalls next year.</description><pubDate>07 Oct 2025 20:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2my65hn7222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3lzkmmtuiyk2h</link><description>This has been a few of the worst weeks I’ve ever had, but watching these kids play makes it so much better. 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Sorry George. 🤦</description><pubDate>22 Jul 2025 02:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lujiqeiycc2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3luer7oktus2b</link><description>The Astros were bad and got a lump of Cole.</description><pubDate>20 Jul 2025 05:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3luer7oktus2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3ls57xqtcss2g</link><description>You ever just find yourself staring at the stars, looking deep into the furnace of creation, past time itself into the very origin of all we know, and find yourself thinking…”I wonder what Michael Chiklis is doing right now”</description><pubDate>21 Jun 2025 18:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3ls57xqtcss2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3lqlqf6bwp22i</link><description>Being from Pullman, WA, every time I walk past someone eating hummus I’m compelled to say “you’re fucking welcome” just as much as I’m inclined to give a “go Cougs” to anyone in an airport wearing crimson &amp; grey.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>02 Jun 2025 02:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqlqf6bwp22i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3lprvhxcw4s2f</link><description>Mariners fans, may we not rest until we convince the Mariners into playing the chorus of this song when George is on the bump.&#xA;https://open.spotify.com/track/38DEoY02UZW4TsPEQOdC3S?si=YGzaeOroTHKCG2Oeqjr0qQ</description><pubDate>22 May 2025 19:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lprvhxcw4s2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3looxkimmb22i</link><description>There being no baseball on a night where I have no obligations should absolutely be illegal and I hope the new pope fixes it.</description><pubDate>08 May 2025 22:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3looxkimmb22i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3lo2nofewqs2k</link><description>Gotta love it when a “Mother Fucker” is heard on a field mic during a home run trot. Way to go Randy. #mariners</description><pubDate>30 Apr 2025 20:39 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo2nofewqs2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3ln7ahuvi3c26</link><description>I’m sad because I wanted more extra innings, and rowdy cruelly ended that dream.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>19 Apr 2025 23:00 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln7ahuvi3c26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3ln75xgrsjk26</link><description>It’s ironic that a man named Rowdy makes me feel so incredibly sad.</description><pubDate>19 Apr 2025 22:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln75xgrsjk26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3lmq3yiidf22o</link><description>Can’t really explain it but Trent Thornton gives me the vibe of a guy who would sell the hell out of a Jeep Liberty to you and give you a square deal on top of it. Refers to the car as a “Damn Fine Machine”. Firm handshake on closing. Rocks a dealership branded polo like a goddamn champion.</description><pubDate>13 Apr 2025 22:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmq3yiidf22o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3llkwwra63224</link><description>Noah Murdock, Cy Young lock.</description><pubDate>30 Mar 2025 03:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llkwwra63224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3llfycuzolc2p</link><description>Turns out crow is delicious.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>28 Mar 2025 04:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3llfycuzolc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3ll5hn744lc2m</link><description>Really great to see someone fully realize the dream of every earthbound only child.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>24 Mar 2025 19:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll5hn744lc2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3lklyvbzaa22a</link><description>🎶COME TO THE CRABARET WITH CHUM! CHUM TO THE CRABARET🎶</description><pubDate>17 Mar 2025 20:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lklyvbzaa22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3lk7sfjthdc2h</link><description>People who don’t work in music always say things to me like “I bet you party every night with those musicians”&#xA;&#xA;Little do they know that I’m a venue manager and musicians literally spend thousands a year hiring tour managers for the right to talk to me as little as humanly possible.</description><pubDate>13 Mar 2025 00:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lk7sfjthdc2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3lippehuvwk25</link><description>I have to be at work in an hour and I’m hoping in vain to see the Mariners get a hit before then.</description><pubDate>21 Feb 2025 21:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lippehuvwk25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3lipofinock25</link><description>Curse the marine layer for keeping that one in the park.</description><pubDate>21 Feb 2025 20:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lipofinock25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3lipo26qpic25</link><description>You know, it gets eclipsed by our other, famously larger moon, but Tyler Locklear has some cake. #mariners</description><pubDate>21 Feb 2025 20:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:nykye2stott5hdxvfb35kynb/app.bsky.feed.post/3lipo26qpic25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/danethompsen.bsky.social/post/3lipnkmrmn225</link><description>“Spring” training here in Montana. 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