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He/him.https://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mvl5ijzxkk2iRepublicans: "Gas may be five dollars a gallon but at least the president is a pedophile."15 Sep 2026 17:27 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvl5ijzxkk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mvkwfkxxlc2zThe existential threat of Artificial Intelligence isn't the first thing Donald Trump called a hoax.15 Sep 2026 15:20 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkwfkxxlc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mvjjcvldd22nUNFUN FACT: All this bullshit is just to protect a pedophile.15 Sep 2026 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjjcvldd22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mvjgalxi3k2wSHOWN: If spoiled mayonnaise were a Bond villain.15 Sep 2026 00:58 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvjgalxi3k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mvio2fs4zc2zBELOW: Donald Trump, out for a leisurely stroke.14 Sep 2026 17:45 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvio2fs4zc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mviiqddews2gDID YOU KNOW? Donald Trump can bankrupt anything just by putting his name on it.14 Sep 2026 16:10 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviiqddews2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mvaug37jus23BELOW: Donald Trump honors the victims of 9/11 by flying his eyelids at half-staff.11 Sep 2026 15:18 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvaug37jus23https://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mvanc3mqac2cBELOW: Donald Trump writes his annual 9/11 thank you text to the Saudi government for making his building the tallest in Manhattan.11 Sep 2026 13:10 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvanc3mqac2chttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mvamcuexms2y"I respect women, bitch!"11 Sep 2026 12:53 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvamcuexms2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mv73kdq3s225If you are dumb enough to vote for Republicans because you think Donald Trump is going to give you $5000 you were already dumb enough to vote for Republicans.10 Sep 2026 22:20 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv73kdq3s225https://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mv43j4okk22uBREAKING: The continuing U.S. war against Iran has caused the price of oil to skyrocket to a whopping Donald Trump is in the Epstein files per barrel.09 Sep 2026 17:41 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv43j4okk22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mv3qo3qglc23"Wah-hoo! Donald Trump just put a 3000% tariff on dental equipment. That'll teach them libtards!"09 Sep 2026 14:27 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3qo3qglc23https://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mv2ahde3zc2cTOP 5 FACTS ABOUT TRUMP'S TARIFFS 1. They're paid by Americans. 2. They're paid by Americans. 3. They're paid by Americans. 4. They're paid by Americans. 5. They're paid by Americans.09 Sep 2026 00:05 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv2ahde3zc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3muzxyis2ik2sFood safety policy should not be dictated by a man who spends every day eating Donald Trump's ass.08 Sep 2026 21:33 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzxyis2ik2shttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3muzjktcycs2zUNFUN FACT: Donald Trump doesn't need a pandemic to wreck the economy.08 Sep 2026 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muzjktcycs2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3muxv37b6kc2bPHOTO: Trump supporters debate whether or not it's okay to wear white after Labor Day.08 Sep 2026 01:36 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muxv37b6kc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3muuyb5hjuc2xIt should come as no surprise that these idiots don't understand vaccines.06 Sep 2026 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuyb5hjuc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3muu5sfw4x22yWhen traveling this Labor Day, please remember that Donald Trump raped children.06 Sep 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muu5sfw4x22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mupw3jmq222dProving Mitch McConnell is alive would be the easiest thing in the world if he were alive.04 Sep 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupw3jmq222dhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3muphau6xi22lWhatever's happening here I hope it hurts like fuck.04 Sep 2026 17:07 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muphau6xi22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mupea3u7zc23Eric is the dumbest Trump, which is like being the deepest pothole, the itchiest hemorrhoid, the smelliest sewer, or the worst Kid Rock song.04 Sep 2026 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupea3u7zc23https://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mup7dgbtms2bJD Vance is the kind of creep that makes other creeps say, "What a scumbag."04 Sep 2026 14:45 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mup7dgbtms2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mung2b5ctk2oRepublicans: "Joe Biden keeps making Donald Trump fall asleep."03 Sep 2026 21:40 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mung2b5ctk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mumrauzqrc2uWho is the bigger imbecile, the imbecile or the imbecile who continues to support the imbecile?03 Sep 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumrauzqrc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3muk6jvwcds2rRefusing to release the rest of the Epstein files because they incriminate Donald Trump is exactly what a Deep State would do.02 Sep 2026 14:48 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muk6jvwcds2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3muifsd4z7k2gToday's Republican Party is almost completely defined by its willingness to pretend Donald Trump isn't doing shit he is obviously doing.01 Sep 2026 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muifsd4z7k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3mui5bzkj4c2xAccording to sources close to the Vice President, JD Vance is considering coming out as a pedophile to make himself more acceptable to Donald Trump's base.01 Sep 2026 19:20 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3mui5bzkj4c2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3muhz6pal3s2pKnock, knock. Who's there? Lake America. Lake America who? Donald Trump raped children.01 Sep 2026 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhz6pal3s2phttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3muhref6ndk2vThe Constitution says Congress has authority over the construction and destruction of all White House properties and structures. The Supreme Court says fuck the Constitution.01 Sep 2026 15:47 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhref6ndk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/middleageriot.bsky.social/post/3muf5yqsyws2xOver the weekend, Donald Trump expressed his deepest sympathy and concern for the 700 dead and 3000 missing along the Nepal-Tibet border after catastrophic flooding. Just kidding, he posted a video of armed geese invading Canada.31 Aug 2026 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:nzcmf4wpvos6cf4undpdoujj/app.bsky.feed.post/3muf5yqsyws2x