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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>👩🏻‍💻 Senior personal tech columnist @WSJ&#xA;📺 Contributor @nbcnews + @CNBC &#xA;🏆 Emmy winner, technology and family lover</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social</link><title>@joannastern.bsky.social - Joanna Stern</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3miykzxpxgc27</link><description>Step 1: Pre-order my new book, I AM NOT A ROBOT.&#xA;Step 2: Prove you&#39;re human by uploading your receipt 👉 joannastern.com/pin. &#xA;Step 3: Receive the best AI wearable of the year! A free &#34;Verified Human&#34; pin.&#xA;Step 4:  Pretend you work at TGI Fridays and wear your pin.</description><pubDate>08 Apr 2026 15:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3miykzxpxgc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3mhbpjjw2tc25</link><description>Some big personal news today!&#xA;&#xA;My new thing is called New Things! Newsletters, video, live events. Sign up at thenewthings.com. Coming this spring!&#xA;&#xA;I&#39;m partnering w/ @nbcnews.com in a big way. As Chief Tech Analyst, you&#39;ll see more of me on their shows + New Things content coming to their platforms&#xA;https://thenewthings.com</description><pubDate>17 Mar 2026 19:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhbpjjw2tc25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3me4s77qsnc24</link><description>Some personal news. For real. After 12 years at @wsj.com I’m leaving. &#xA;&#xA;I’m starting my own consumer tech media company, building a new home with the same mission I&#39;ve always had: help real people navigate the tech changing their lives + have fun while doing it.   &#xA;&#xA;Sign up! www.thisismynexthing.com&#xA;https://www.thisismynexthing.com/</description><pubDate>05 Feb 2026 16:19 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3me4s77qsnc24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3md4sqe6ww22i</link><description>Shenaniganing, combobulating, julienning, hullaballooing, whatchamacalliting, flibbertigibbeting. According to Anthropic, there are 184 verbs that can show up when Claude Code is working. @bzcohen.bsky.social and I got the full list and VERB coded this for our @wsj.com vibe-coded column:</description><pubDate>23 Jan 2026 23:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3md4sqe6ww22i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3mci4eqpps22c</link><description>SOS, indeed. Save Our Service, Verizon. https://www.wsj.com/business/telecom/verizon-outage-cell-service-4e235500</description><pubDate>15 Jan 2026 17:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mci4eqpps22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3mcait3prgc2y</link><description>Hey Siri, set a timer to turn off ChatGPT&#xA;https://www.theverge.com/news/860521/apple-siri-google-gemini-ai-personalization</description><pubDate>12 Jan 2026 16:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcait3prgc2y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3mbez2nhsbk2a</link><description>Peace out, 2025. Yesterday marked the official end of my AI Year. 🆕 newsletter about the lessons, the hype and the reality of living with it all. More coming in May 2026 when I Am Not A Robot hits shelves. 📙 https://joannastern.beehiiv.com/p/not-another-year-end-email</description><pubDate>01 Jan 2026 18:28 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbez2nhsbk2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3may3pj3myc2q</link><description>Yelled “KEVIN!” on the plane.&#xA;Kids now think I’m the funniest parent alive.</description><pubDate>27 Dec 2025 15:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3may3pj3myc2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3marq3nsmwk2r</link><description>Merry Chip-mas!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>25 Dec 2025 02:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3marq3nsmwk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3mabxs2uza22k</link><description>Last month, Anthropic asked if I wanted to test its Claude-powered vending machine in our offices.&#xA;&#xA;One month later: The vending machine business is bankrupt, but morale is higher than ever, we have a free PlayStation—and a new pet fish!</description><pubDate>18 Dec 2025 20:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabxs2uza22k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3mabnd2kxo22n</link><description>Sorry, I haven’t responded to your messages. I’ve been busy working as a vending machine attendant to an AI vending machine CEO.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>18 Dec 2025 16:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabnd2kxo22n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3m7ps5qzzjk2e</link><description>Look at this hype,&#xA;Isn’t it neat?&#xA;Wouldn’t you think my bubble’s complete?</description><pubDate>11 Dec 2025 14:33 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7ps5qzzjk2e</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3m5e7uv2rxc2f</link><description>Got to protect your valuables.</description><pubDate>11 Nov 2025 13:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5e7uv2rxc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3m4vtw273f22n</link><description>Aaron Paul is a full-on Light Phone guy. I talked with him and Light CEO @kaiweitang.com last night. Great combo. Me: buys and tests every new gadget. Aaron: no computer, uses a Light Phone and only uses his iPhone sparingly. Made for a fun conversation.</description><pubDate>05 Nov 2025 20:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4vtw273f22n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3m4bswyfjds2s</link><description>Today you can pre-order the 1X Neo humanoid robot for $20K. As in, it will come live in your house in 2026.*&#xA;&#xA;I spent a lot of time with Neo. You do not want to miss this wild video and column. &#xA;&#xA;*Also, a teleoperator might need to peer into your house. Like I said, wild. https://www.wsj.com/tech/personal-tech/i-tried-the-robot-thats-coming-to-live-with-you-its-still-part-human-68515d44?st=guXssw&amp;reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink</description><pubDate>28 Oct 2025 20:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4bswyfjds2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3lyvkaceatc2u</link><description>Happy iOS 26 day! You know the drill: Download it now and then watch my video to follow along with the best tips. And yes, I did the impossible: 26 tips for iOS 26. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbD2LWnDCIc</description><pubDate>15 Sep 2025 19:31 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyvkaceatc2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3ltzagu6rps2r</link><description>News! I’m on book leave for a few months, writing about my year of letting AI and robots run my life. No WSJ columns / videos for now BUT I’ve launched a 🆕 personal newsletter to share my adventures. And the fine people at @beehiiv.com made it look fun. Subscribe! joannastern.beehiiv.com/subscribe</description><pubDate>15 Jul 2025 15:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltzagu6rps2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3loofea7yxs2s</link><description>Wrote about the two possible AI futures ahead for Apple: Mis-Siri (yes, pronounced misery) and Siritopia (the magical land where Siri actually understands you).&#xA;&#xA;Which do you think we’re headed for?&#xA;&#xA;https://www.wsj.com/tech/personal-tech/apple-ai-future-two-paths-75fcf12a?mod=e2tw</description><pubDate>08 May 2025 17:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3loofea7yxs2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3lo2e2ix7zs2a</link><description>AI gadgets have recorded everything I’ve said since February. I’ve been blown away by how fast they turn random chatter into useful info. Yet allow me to quote myself: “This bracelet is really f—ing creepy.” Me on the new AI surveillance state + hyper-personal assistants. https://www.wsj.com/tech/personal-tech/ai-personal-assistant-wearable-tech-impressions-28156b57?st=A9Uivi&amp;reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink</description><pubDate>30 Apr 2025 17:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lo2e2ix7zs2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3lnb5ebhfuc2n</link><description>The real Siri Easter egg: hiding all the answers to life’s toughest questions</description><pubDate>20 Apr 2025 17:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnb5ebhfuc2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3lm34kq2ehc2v</link><description>Trump&#39;s tariffs could increase the cost of an iPhone 16 Pro by almost $300. Who pays for it? Us or Apple?  &#xA;&#xA;And if we moved iPhone manufacturing to the U.S.? Let’s just say… get ready for a bajillion-dollar iPhone. &#xA;&#xA;We broke down the bill of materials. https://www.wsj.com/tech/personal-tech/iphone-apple-tariffs-china-bb20c7a3?st=QapEAW&amp;reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink</description><pubDate>05 Apr 2025 14:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3lm34kq2ehc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3llw4lkd5l22s</link><description>“Hey Siri! Hey Alexa! Play the Beatles’ ‘Yesterday.’ Since, you know, that’s when your new AI features were supposed to be here.”&#xA;&#xA;Apple + Amazon keep hyping AI that they can’t seem to deliver on time. Welcome to the age of Artificial In…completion.&#xA;&#xA;My latest: https://www.wsj.com/tech/personal-tech/apple-amazon-generative-ai-c22a00b9?st=xHE7Bx&amp;reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink</description><pubDate>03 Apr 2025 14:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3llw4lkd5l22s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/joannastern.bsky.social/post/3llc7hud6fs2z</link><description>I quit the mess that is Google Search—and I’m not going back.&#xA;&#xA;My @wsj.com column on the pros and cons of AI search—including my growing fears about what it means for me, the open web and the media industry: &#xA;&#xA;https://www.wsj.com/tech/personal-tech/google-search-chatgpt-perplexity-gemini-6ac749d9?st=J9HNLb&amp;reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink</description><pubDate>26 Mar 2025 16:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:o3b3g5ae47bdrxz7vahmyey6/app.bsky.feed.post/3llc7hud6fs2z</guid></item></channel></rss>