Hey Kids, Dad here. Every movie is a dad movie if I watch it, and once I figure out this danged DVD player, there’s something to learn from each and every one of them. Follow me here and on letterboxd for movie wisdom! https://boxd.it/gh5pphttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mrcw77f7x2243 things I learned from #SomeKindOfWonderful: 1. Don't mistake a paradise with a pair a legs. 2. To win big you gotta lose. 3. Exposing your skin to sunlight will make you old before your time and eventually you'll look like an albino raisin. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #ThrowbackThursday boxd.it/foo8qP23 Jul 2026 13:14 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrcw77f7x224https://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mrapphqjb22b3 things I learned from #Kraken: 1. Never board a ship if people are bragging it's "unsinkable." 2. You can't smell something fishy when you already work with fish. 3. It can be hard to close a sale while you're having tentacle difficulties. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/fnnAa522 Jul 2026 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrapphqjb22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mr3hl5kisc243 things I learned from #TheSheepDetectives: 1. Never go for the cheap hair dye. 2. Police are always hopeless in nighttime stories. 3. Maybe ewe can win em all. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #primevideo boxd.it/fkZpVt20 Jul 2026 14:04 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3hl5kisc24https://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mqyqretb522b3 things I learned from #AustinPowersInGoldmember: 1. Daddies are supposed to be present for the circumsision. 2. Avoid standing next to or directly beneath any large globes. 3. At the end of the day you’ve just gotta do it for yourself, baby. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #007Sundays boxd.it/29xG19 Jul 2026 12:10 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqyqretb522bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mqwrqghyxs233 things I learned from #Share?: 1. Babies are cute for a reason. 2. 💨 = 5 3. Rage and humor is all we got left. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/fe0O8P18 Jul 2026 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqwrqghyxs23https://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mqtxywbfjs2d3 things I learned from #Passenger: 1. #vanlife is not everything TikTok has lead me to believe. 2. You can buff most of those scratches out in a matter of minutes. 3. If there's one thing hitchhikers need a ride to it's a church. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #Horrormovies #fearfriday 📽️ boxd.it/fhtwGJ17 Jul 2026 14:37 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqtxywbfjs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mqrjzjbgtc2k3 things I learned from #LastOfTheMohicans: 1. If you want to head West, just face North and, real sudden like, turn left. 2. It's too hard for white people to keep promises. 3. Your life is over as soon as someone steals your heart. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #ThrowbackThursday boxd.it/fgsAmx16 Jul 2026 15:21 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqrjzjbgtc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mqpcfylwbs2n3 things I learned from #Idiocracy: 1. A pimp's love is very different than that of a square. 2. 30 billion - 20 billion = 80 billion. 3. Smart people may not be cool, but they do things. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/ffGFMJ15 Jul 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqpcfylwbs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mqmhtezq522r3 things I learned from #Furious: 1. Why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick? 2. Careful where you point an ice pick. 3. It's a lot easier to serve a cold dish of revenge when you're already in an ice factory. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/feDzBF14 Jul 2026 14:59 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmhtezq522rhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mqk6xnnvhk2x3 things I learned from #ChristopherRobin: 1. You can’t just take a teddy bear from an old man. 2. Look out for any Pooh on a bench before sitting down. 3. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #Disney+ boxd.it/fdJ2Gl13 Jul 2026 17:15 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqk6xnnvhk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mqhh3ynsxs2b3 things I learned from #AustinPowers:TheSpyWhoShaggedMe: 1. No excuses for not noticing machine gun jubblies. 2. Honeypots are nearly indestructible. 3. The only thing that happened in the 70s & 80s was a gas shortage and a flock of seagulls. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #007Sundays boxd.it/29xQ12 Jul 2026 15:02 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhh3ynsxs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mqf47pdj5c223 things I learned from #BeastOfWar: 1. Even the mud in Australia is trying to kill you. 2. Grenades make a hell of an alarm clock. 3. Don’t blow smoke until you know who’s @$$ you’re blowing it into. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/LjAg11 Jul 2026 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqf47pdj5c22https://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mqch3fbhas2v3 things I learned from #Obsession: 1. You can make just about anything into a sandwich. 2. True love is being willing to piss your own pants for someone else. 3. A billion dollars will last you the rest of your life. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #Horrormovies #fearfriday 📽️ boxd.it/fauiO910 Jul 2026 15:19 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqch3fbhas2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mq7xckkp622b3 things I learned from #BeingThere: 1. The elevator is the smallest room in the house. 2. Mr. Rodgers is a powerful aphrodisiac. 3. All you gotta be is white in America to get whatever you want. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #ThrowbackThursday boxd.it/f9zJ3v09 Jul 2026 15:31 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq7xckkp622bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mq5mkaoxyc2t3 things I learned from #Tuner: 1. Fishtanks are the same amount of bulletproof as people. 2. Girlfriends don't like stolen jewelry. 3. If there is enough bitcoin in a wallet, no one notices when a little goes missing. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/f8GP7X08 Jul 2026 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5mkaoxyc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mq2ubcxaus2f3 things I learned from #InTheCut: 1. Don't judge a person by their tattoo. 2. At least 3 old ladies have to die for a story to be interesting. 3. It's nearly impossible NOT to be connected to Kevin Bacon. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/f7HAGL07 Jul 2026 14:53 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq2ubcxaus2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mpyicusnak2e3 things I learned from #VoicemailsForIsabelle (Mom's Pick): 1. If you paid for the giggles, you should get the giggles. 2. Fastest way into a guy's pants is reminding him of his mom. 3. After you die, someone straight up just GIVES your number to someone else. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/f6Rjzz06 Jul 2026 16:14 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpyicusnak2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mpw23wpfuk2v3 things I learned from #AustinPowers:InternationalManOfMystery: 1. No shame in a courtesy flush. 2. Carrot Top movies are a direct result of human organ trafficking. 3. Killer sea bass should at least be ill tempered. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #007Sundays boxd.it/29y005 Jul 2026 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpw23wpfuk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mpw22g2td22lDon’t take off that tuxedo just yet. #007Sundays continues with some honorable mentions. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies05 Jul 2026 16:53 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpw22g2td22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mptdlghunk2b3 things I learned from #TeamAmerica:WorldPolice: 1. It can be lonely at the top. 2. ******* get ****** by ******. But ***** also **** ********. 3. Matt Damon. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/f4H0NJ04 Jul 2026 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mptdlghunk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mpqn34qpfk2f3 things I learned from #TheHome: 1. No swimming less than 48 hours after a skin procedure. 2. Knitting needles are not very sharp, but they’re sharp enough. 3. Working with the elderly can be very draining. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #Horrormovies #fearfriday 📽️ boxd.it/f3CZJf03 Jul 2026 13:18 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpqn34qpfk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mpod3jxcss2l3 things I learned from #UntamedHeart: 1. Totally normal to sneak into someone's room while they sleep and decorate for Christmas. 2. Never complain about a free haircut. 3. Gals love a stalker as long as he's sweet about it. #filmsky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #ThrowbackThursday boxd.it/f2KleX02 Jul 2026 15:14 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpod3jxcss2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mplqufjq5c2x3 things I learned from #Riddick: 1. Never jinx another man's janx 2. Everyone has a box. 3. Don't you dare stab the Diesel in the back... and miss. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/f1KFm901 Jul 2026 14:42 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mplqufjq5c2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mpjknnno7k2e3 things I learned from #TheChroniclesofRiddick: 1. Don't bring 4 men to a 5 man job. 2. Everything will be fine... as long as your a main character. 3. If you want to keep taking off your glasses dramatically, you have to keep sneaking them on. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/f0Y7U130 Jun 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpjknnno7k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mpjiehaegc271 thing I learned from #TheChroniclesofRiddick:DarkFury: 1. Artists are freaks. Art lovers are even bigger freaks. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/f0Y0VV30 Jun 2026 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpjiehaegc27https://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mpgqwn3ock2w3 things I learned from #PitchBlack: 1. You don't get to pick the country you die in. 2. There's a very thin line between cop and mercenary. 3. Anything over 45 proof burns rather well. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️29 Jun 2026 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpgqwn3ock2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mpf43lbtak2v4 things I learned from #007Sundays: 1. No means yes. 2. Any car tumbling down a cliff is on its way to a funeral. 3. No shortage of ppl out there willing to work for a psychotic billionaire. 4. Nothing is racist or sexist if it’s in the name of Queen & country. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies28 Jun 2026 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpf43lbtak2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mpe5bjpmqs273 things I learned from #NoTimeToDie: 1. Never kiss a dead body. 2. Letting go is hard. 3. A gut feeling is less helpful if it’s due to a gunshot wound. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies #007Sundays #waitBondCanDie? boxd.it/cPX228 Jun 2026 14:03 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpe5bjpmqs27https://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mpc3zwygjc2c3 things I learned from #DisclosureDay: 1. Nuns can’t have sex until after they’ve lost their calling. 2. You’re allowed to pull your pants down in front of doctors. 3. It’s safe to trust anything on a network news channel. #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ boxd.it/MDJY27 Jun 2026 18:36 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpc3zwygjc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/dadmovie-dad.bsky.social/post/3mp7eyru5sc2s3 things I learned from #ToyStory5: 1. Record players were a fad. 2. You don't pick your friends, your devices pick them for you. 3. Sooner or later everyone plays "Pick the Poop." #filmsky #moviesky 🎬 #movies 📽️ #disney boxd.it/eXdNOD26 Jun 2026 16:38 +0000at://did:plc:o4ooujdzke5o7f6e4s3dunn4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp7eyru5sc2s