fibre arts enthusiast https://linktr.ee/weirdmedievalguyshttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mtzaai2dsc2gjust read about a medieval guy amassing an army of ‘50 thousand clowns’ by ‘beguiling them with his juggling’ and got so excited before i realised clown used to mean ‘farm worker’ and juggling used to mean ‘general trickery’26 Aug 2026 21:03 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzaai2dsc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mralbug7zc2jt shirt concept (is this too niche?)22 Jul 2026 14:54 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mralbug7zc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mq5y44nbqs2wdid you know that the English words druid, trust, truth, betroth, and truce all share a root word with “tree”? this reflects the longstanding spiritual and symbolic significance of trees in many European cultures08 Jul 2026 20:40 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5y44nbqs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mozribtunc2rlittle demon, france, 15th century24 Jun 2026 11:06 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mozribtunc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mozrf2m5vc2rfossil hunting is a cool hobby because it will take you to some truly beautiful spots but also to some places where a wise man wouldn’t go with a gun24 Jun 2026 11:04 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mozrf2m5vc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mnfdqwy5i22xswitched pharmacies and went into the new one for the first time to check if they had my meds. the guy looked in the back and said “yeah, we’ve got them….catch!” and pretended to baseball pitch them directly at my noggin03 Jun 2026 14:41 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnfdqwy5i22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mlwu5vdpas2oreading my own book back to myself pre-pub and realising that i might have seriously cooked here which is so special and lovely16 May 2026 03:00 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwu5vdpas2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mlsy645uuk24a 13th-14th century seal depicting a squirrel encircled by the words I CRAKE NOTIS ('i crack nuts')14 May 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlsy645uuk24https://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mlpmb34twk2fit’s crazy that shakira cribbed that world cup song from a 1986 song about serving in the corrupt cameroonian military https://youtu.be/expCgeQXqzA?si=43BuA2Bbfw6Fj2G713 May 2026 05:50 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpmb34twk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mlm2mlmb2s2nplaying a little tune11 May 2026 19:56 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlm2mlmb2s2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mllyjgtci22nwhen i was younger i thought my mom was the most beautiful woman in the world. now that i’m older i bloody know she is!!!!!!!!!11 May 2026 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllyjgtci22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mlgz65fi2c25“this is fine”09 May 2026 19:47 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgz65fi2c25https://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mlehdtbdxc2gthey don’t want you to know this but the 10 million year old fossilised shark teeth at the beach are free, you can just go take them08 May 2026 19:23 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlehdtbdxc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3ml6wfsl7wk24I saw satan fall like lightning from heaven 🤣06 May 2026 14:36 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6wfsl7wk24https://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3ml6iokylw22wA pneumatic goblet designed by Ismail al-Jazari in the 13th century. When the goblet is filled with wine, the duck on top begins to scream and rotate before stopping with its beak pointed at a random partygoer. It doesn't stop screaming until the chosen person has drained the goblet completely.06 May 2026 10:31 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml6iokylw22whttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mkl7nu7gdc2tone time at work i noticed this guy and i were wearing shirts from the same band and i wanted to point it out but my brain short circuited and so i just said ‘hey!’ and gestured directly at my tits28 Apr 2026 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl7nu7gdc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mkl7kqmjuc2t“not to point fingers but-“28 Apr 2026 18:27 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkl7kqmjuc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mk6zpcvux22pnew sandwich invented: cambozola, prosciutto, green olives in garlic and oil, on a baguette23 Apr 2026 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6zpcvux22phttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mk64z4ynts2lcrazy how many unlabelled elephant leather boots you can buy on ebay23 Apr 2026 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk64z4ynts2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mjzpxrzcck2jjesus christ i could eat a theoretically infinite number of pierogi21 Apr 2026 19:32 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzpxrzcck2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mjzpvfceos2jthinking about this 1500 year old plush swan made of reindeer wool21 Apr 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjzpvfceos2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mjkansfm2k2h close friends, france, 15th century15 Apr 2026 15:49 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjkansfm2k2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mjjneihtnc2tSEE WHAT I MEAN?? [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Apr 2026 10:03 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjjneihtnc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mji4vs2i6c2egiant carrot gotta be top 5 snacks of all time14 Apr 2026 19:36 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mji4vs2i6c2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mjhjib7zxs2fvirgin mary punching the devil, england, 13th century14 Apr 2026 13:48 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjhjib7zxs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mjhjfgib322fi‘m making this medieval hood and i bought this lovely deadstock tom ford woollen houndstooth fabric and consequently it feels tremendously boujie14 Apr 2026 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjhjfgib322fhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mj6uqwpay222last year i invented the ‘emergency breakfast’. it’s a packet of scampi fries and an ice cream sandwich from the corner shop and as best i can tell it’s nutritionally complete11 Apr 2026 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6uqwpay222https://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3miykmzfez22lCOVER REVEAL!! LOOK AT THE AMERICAN COVER FOR MY BOOK!!! she’s soooo beautiful!! don’t you want her? pre-order her now so you can have her asap! out november 10! https://sites.prh.com/wordspotters-guide08 Apr 2026 14:59 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3miykmzfez22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/weirdmedieval.bsky.social/post/3mijluzt7ms2pHUGE NEWS!!! we are doing the first EVER weird medieval guys live event and it's a (medieval) pub quiz in london!!! gonna be so much fun and i will be THROWING free stickers at everyone present so grab a ticket and come on down!!!! https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/weird-medieval-guys-pub-quiz-tickets-198634782682102 Apr 2026 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:o7cjkbvotxydby7uvvx32hkm/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijluzt7ms2p