https://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3mdvtrrksu22dMAGA Insists It Isn’t Racist, Just Comfortable With Racism MAGA insists it isn’t racist, while consistently supporting rhetoric and policies that racism seems extremely comfortable standing behind. #racism #maga #trump #politics https://mockingpost.com/maga-insists-it-isnt-racist-just-comfortable-with-racism/02 Feb 2026 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdvtrrksu22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3mdvtnb5wos2oFacebook Dating Proudly Matches People Who Immediately Choose Silence Facebook Dating excels at matching people who immediately decide not to speak, proving silence may be the most honest form of modern connection. https://mockingpost.com/facebook-dating-proudly-matches-people-who-immediately-choose-silence/02 Feb 2026 21:56 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdvtnb5wos2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3mdluuywej226FIFA Awards Melania Trump Best Actress After Her Movie Fails After Melania Trump’s movie failed to impress, FIFA stepped in to award her Best Actress, proving it will honor literally anything except soccer. https://mockingpost.com/fifa-awards-melania-trump-best-actress-after-her-movie-fails/29 Jan 2026 22:52 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdluuywej226https://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3maluytc6ik2uChristmas Break Explained by a High School Student Who Has Already Lost Track of Time A high school student explains Christmas break, from sleeping until noon to panicking about school returning, in a perfectly chaotic holiday timeline. https://mockingpost.com/christmas-break-explained-by-a-high-school-student-who-has-already-lost-track-of-time/22 Dec 2025 18:39 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3maluytc6ik2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3maluxmk2vk2vFIFA Presents Trump With Peace Award, Unsure What Sport Peace Plays Somewhere between a goalpost and a grift. In a move that confused diplomats, historians, and anyone familiar with basic job… https://mockingpost.com/fifa-presents-trump-with-peace-award-unsure-what-sport-peace-plays/22 Dec 2025 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3maluxmk2vk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3maluwfs2ac2mPowerball at $1.6B: For A Night, Everyone Has a Financial Plan On Powerball night, Americans suddenly have detailed financial plans, revealing less about greed and more about how desperate people are for stability. https://mockingpost.com/powerball-at-1-6b-for-a-night-everyone-has-a-financial-plan/22 Dec 2025 18:37 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3maluwfs2ac2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m4vnzg46e22fKari Lake Sues Reality Again, Vows to Win This Time Despite a string of courtroom losses and increasing detachment from documented events, the AZ firebrand remains confident she’ll prevail against truth itself, eventually https://mockingpost.com/kari-lake-sues-reality-again-vows-to-win-this-time/ #Arizona #election #GregStanton #KariLake05 Nov 2025 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4vnzg46e22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m4vnvbufec2pInfluencers Are the New Gods and We Built the Religion Ourselves The influencer class has become our modern clergy, they blessing products, cursing restaurants, and performing miracles like turning vanity into income. https://mockingpost.com/influencers-are-the-new-gods-and-we-built-the-religion-ourselves/ #culture #influencers #socialmedia #society05 Nov 2025 18:17 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4vnvbufec2phttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m4vntcgq5c2zWoman Chooses Salad Bar Over Liposuction, Demands Results by Tuesday Tired of quick fixes that take too long, a local woman is furious that her lettuce hasn’t melted 30 pounds of regret in under a week. https://mockingpost.com/woman-chooses-salad-bar-over-liposuction-demands-results-by-tuesday/ #dietculture #health #instantgratification #lifestyle #women05 Nov 2025 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4vntcgq5c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m4emo445xc2pIf DEI Protected Against Weight Bias, Half of America Would Suddenly Love It Critics hate DEI when it’s about race. But if hiring bias shifted to weight, suddenly two-thirds of America would be waving rainbow-colored DEI flags. https://mockingpost.com/if-dei-protected-against-weight-bias-half-of-america-would-suddenly-love-it/ #trump #DEI #politics #weight29 Oct 2025 23:40 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4emo445xc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m3sdtpanh226Trump Deploys Guards to D.C. and Chicago While Red States Get Free Disney Tickets When the cities he targets aren’t even in the worst states for violence, it’s hard to spin this as a crime-fighting mission. https://mockingpost.com/trump-deploys-guards-to-d-c-and-chicago-while-states-with-far-worse-violence-get-a-pass/ #crime #hypocrisy #nationalguard #politics #trump22 Oct 2025 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3sdtpanh226https://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m3sdiialbs2lDetox Teas That Melt Fat Fast: Science Says They Drain Your Wallet, Not Your Waistline Detox teas promise miracles, celebrity endorsements swear by them, and science says they just flush out money faster than toxins. https://mockingpost.com/detox-teas-that-melt-fat-fast-science-says-they-drain-your-wallet-not-your-waistline/ #detox #fitness #health #satire #scams #wellness22 Oct 2025 17:08 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3sdiialbs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m3lge67ydc2qBREAKING: Woman Called Brave for Having Opinion Apparently, expressing a thought now qualifies as heroism, as long as you smile afterward and include a disclaimer in parentheses. https://mockingpost.com/breaking-woman-called-brave-for-having-opinion/19 Oct 2025 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3lge67ydc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m3lg5l4ikc25Men Against Trans Rights Confirmed to Be Expecting, Due Any Minute The loudest men against trans rights look like they’re nursing twins, expecting triplets, and auditioning to breastfeed the hypocrisy right out of themselves. https://mockingpost.com/men-against-trans-rights-confirmed-to-be-expecting-due-any-minute/ #culture #lgbtq #hypocrisy #politics19 Oct 2025 23:07 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3lg5l4ikc25https://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m3lfefe5w22tGavin Newsom Awarded Nobel Peace Prize, Trump Calls It “Rigged Like a Leaf Blower” Gavin Newsom wins the Nobel Peace Prize for political leadership, while Trump insists he was “robbed by Norway” and wants a recount. https://mockingpost.com/gavin-newsom-awarded-nobel-peace-prize-trump-calls-it-rigged-like-a-leaf-blower/ #GavinNewsom #NobelPrize #politics #trump19 Oct 2025 22:53 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3lfefe5w22thttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m3ipwp7guk2iFounding Fathers Issue Statement from the Afterlife: “Don’t Fuck With Our Constitution. No Kings!” From the afterlife, America’s Founding Fathers release a rare joint statement: “Don’t mess with our Constitution. No kings. Seriously, we meant it the first time.” https://mockingpost.com/founding-fathers-issue-statement-from-the-afterlife-dont-fuck-with-our-constitution-still-no-kings/18 Oct 2025 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3ipwp7guk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m3iptz565k2mGOP Calls “No Kings” March Anti-American, Forgetting America’s Entire Origin Story. Protesters rally under the banner “No Kings,” prompting GOP outrage and a reminder that 1776 was basically the same event minus the Wi-Fi. https://mockingpost.com/gop-calls-no-kings-march-anti-american-forgetting-americas-entire-origin-story/18 Oct 2025 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3iptz565k2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m3ipsva7kc2xNation Prepares for “No Kings” March, Conservatives Bracing for Outbreak of Democracy. Officials brace for the “No Kings” March as conservatives warn of mass democracy exposure and protesters prepare to celebrate America’s original rebellion. https://mockingpost.com/nation-prepares-for-no-kings-march-conservatives-bracing-for-outbreak-of-democracy/18 Oct 2025 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3ipsva7kc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m36si4i7dk27The Great American Freedom-Off: Who’s the Freest of Them All? Contestants from across the nation battle for ultimate independence in a reality show that rewards whoever breaks the most rules while insisting they’re law-abiding citizens. https://mockingpost.com/the-great-american-freedom-off-whos-the-freest-of-them-all/ #america #competition #freedom14 Oct 2025 22:43 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m36si4i7dk27https://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m33zabg5t22qScientists Confirm Straight Couples Responsible for Every Gay Person on Earth Gay people don’t make more gay people, straight couples do. Which means if you hate gay people, maybe stop having sex, Karen and Chad. #culture #hypocrisy #LGBTQ #satire #science https://mockingpost.com/scientists-confirm-straight-couples-responsible-for-every-gay-person-on-earth/13 Oct 2025 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m33zabg5t22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m33z5xxbck2yMAGA Declares “I Am Charlie,” Accidentally Admits They Too Oppose Logic “I Am Charlie” is the new MAGA slogan. But standing with Kirk really means defending shaky beliefs on race, guns, and logic itself. #CharlieKirk #hypocrisy #MAGA https://mockingpost.com/maga-declares-i-am-charlie-accidentally-admits-they-too-oppose-logic/13 Oct 2025 20:04 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m33z5xxbck2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m33yxxg52k26MAGA Psychic Farmer Files for Bankruptcy, Shocked He Didn’t See It Coming Farmers overwhelmingly backed Trump, but one psychic farmer learned the hard way that bankruptcy is easier to predict with numbers than with vibes and lack of education. https://mockingpost.com/maga-psychic-farmer-files-for-bankruptcy-shocked-he-didnt-see-it-coming/13 Oct 2025 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m33yxxg52k26https://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3m33yryhsrs2xOnly in America Can a Felon Blame Felons and Immigrants A convicted felon with an immigrant spouse tells America that felons and immigrants are the problem. The audience applauds, then asks for an encore. https://mockingpost.com/only-in-america-can-a-felon-blame-felons-and-immigrants/13 Oct 2025 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3m33yryhsrs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3lzju47xvls2zWould Charlie Kirk Still Pray If Jesus Was Black? Kirk’s quotes on race cast doubt on how he’d reconcile his devotion to Christ if confronted with a Jesus who looked nothing like the America-first figure in his imagination. https://mockingpost.com/would-charlie-kirk-still-pray-if-jesus-was-black/23 Sep 2025 21:21 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzju47xvls2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3lzhhq6heoc22All-Female Nightclub Shuts Down After Night of Eternal Waiting https://mockingpost.com/all-female-nightclub-shuts-down-after-night-of-eternal-waiting/22 Sep 2025 22:34 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzhhq6heoc22https://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3lzh2lmfnsc2vCharlie Kirk Dies, MAGA Declares a Martyr and Saint https://mockingpost.com/maga-charlie-kirk-saint-of-second-amendment-and-selective-empathy/22 Sep 2025 18:39 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzh2lmfnsc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3lwu6dtfucs2kTrump Went to Alaska, Treated Putin Visit Like Celebrity Meet-and-Greet The president’s excitement to have Putin encounter echoed less statesmanship, more autograph signing at a high school gym. #trump #putin #alaskasummit #politics https://mockingpost.com/trump-heads-to-alaska-treats-putin-visit-like-celebrity-meet-and-greet/20 Aug 2025 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwu6dtfucs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3lwttrklm422wThe Death of Common Sense in the Age of Outrage. After a long, quiet battle with social media, Common Sense has passed away. It's survived by its louder, less qualified cousins. #commonsense #culturaldecline #misinformation #opinionfatigue #socialmedia #tiktoklogic https://mockingpost.com/obituary-the-death-of-common-sense-in-the-age-of-outrage https://mockingpost.com/obituary-the-death-of-common-sense-in-the-age-of-outrage/20 Aug 2025 16:26 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwttrklm422whttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3lwhjx3nr5k2gWNBA Referees Confuse Foul Calls With Interpretive Dance After Caitlin Clark’s injury drew no whistle, officials appeared more focused on abstract hand movements than, say, the actual game unfolding before them. #wnba #caitlynclark #angelreese https://mockingpost.com/wnba-referees-confuse-foul-calls-with-interpretive-dance/15 Aug 2025 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwhjx3nr5k2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/readmockingpost.bsky.social/post/3lwf4wr7wxs2iSpot the Date: Woman’s Profile Photo Lineup Triggers Dating App Eye Strain #dating #onlinedating #men #women https://mockingpost.com/spot-the-date-womans-profile-photo-lineup-triggers-dating-app-eye-strain-crisis/14 Aug 2025 20:00 +0000at://did:plc:o7hrwvfd5us27xs3ohiaznvi/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwf4wr7wxs2i