Swiss/Swedish, Data Platform MVP. @dhmacher on other platforms. My work: strd.co My blog: sqlsunday.com Call for Data Speakers: @callfordataspeakers.com Data Saturday Stockholm: @datasatsto.se I just want to use your SQL Server tonight.https://bsky.app/profile/dhma.chhttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mtqdeqlm2c2fForbidden popcorn23 Aug 2026 08:05 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqdeqlm2c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mtc7wdmnfs2hYour past is like the plot in a Fast and the Furious movie. https://youtu.be/UOXpRdZt70Q17 Aug 2026 17:26 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtc7wdmnfs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mt6rgrqtoc2fThese two organic spy drones snuck in through my balcony door when I was out getting coffee.16 Aug 2026 08:29 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt6rgrqtoc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mt6mdw7bp22n”Your password does not meet the complexity requirements.” My password: https://youtu.be/o42UfBES00w16 Aug 2026 06:58 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt6mdw7bp22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mt5ji5nb222jWant to watch a great movie? The 2001 Coen brothers masterpiece "The Man Who Wasn't There" is a dark and underrated film noire, starring Billy Bob Thornton, Frances McDormand, James Gandolfini and an up-and-coming Scarlett Johansson. 10/10, no notes.15 Aug 2026 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5ji5nb222jhttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mt2pg5aqoc2uOk… [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Aug 2026 17:42 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt2pg5aqoc2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3msuhzwkfhc2oOink oink https://youtu.be/fhi6JU5pOJk12 Aug 2026 06:14 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3msuhzwkfhc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mrzhahhkys2oThis is hands-down the best music video ever created. Pretty decent song, too. https://youtu.be/QfU-4Y4_akY01 Aug 2026 12:18 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrzhahhkys2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mrza7kd7ss25"... with secret schemes on fast track timescales, cooked up by faceless individuals and of dubious benefit to the game. We must identify those responsible and hold them to account." Even for someone who doesn't care at all about football, these are interesting times. https://www.uefa.com/news-media/news/02a8-213e1cb056eb-c0ae1b85aa7f-1000--uefa-welcomes-fifa-s-withdrawal-of-plans-to-sell-a-stake-i/ https://static.klipy.com/ii/f87f46a2c5aeaeed4c68910815f73eaf/0f/3f/49AUDYtG.gif?hh=240&ww=320&mp4=2kazB4o6&webm=0BZwcmca01 Aug 2026 10:12 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrza7kd7ss25https://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mruzyls4ak2rThis is wild. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jul 2026 18:10 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mruzyls4ak2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mruxerjzc22rGot my 2026-2027 #mvpbuzz award glass ring in the mail today, along with a blue 5-year ring. It even came with easy-to-read assembly instructions.30 Jul 2026 17:23 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mruxerjzc22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mrkx35nxe22nI saw The Odyssey today. I’ll give it a 4/5, because it could have been about 30-60 min shorter. Stellar acting and story. Pro tip: if there are two theaters next to each other, and one of them is screening the 70mm analog hipster version, go for the digital one and have half the venue to yourself.26 Jul 2026 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrkx35nxe22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mra5cqv3ys2xIf you need an excuse to have pie, today is Pi approximation day (22/7, for those of my friends who are date format challenged). Celebrate as appropriate.22 Jul 2026 10:44 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mra5cqv3ys2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mr42iojpb22tJust removing the EXIF tags from your photo does not 100% prevent people from figuring out where the picture was taken. There's a whole Internet community of "geo-guessers" who compete in finding real-world locations using only a photo. Fascinating example: https://youtu.be/xjW-NqlV0C420 Jul 2026 19:43 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr42iojpb22thttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mqu7sbopfs2bWhen my local Lidl suddenly stocks some Rösti, I’m ready and I set my heist in motion.17 Jul 2026 16:56 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqu7sbopfs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mqhsxa4e2c25Tick, tock. It you want to go to Edinburgh, Scotland in October, your window is closing fast. I just submitted a couple of sessions last-minute (sorry, Abhi). [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Jul 2026 18:34 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhsxa4e2c25https://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mpjhz5y7mk2yWhat's it like in your head? [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Jun 2026 16:59 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpjhz5y7mk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/dhma.ch/post/3mpijvqfdmk2vTeams app just asked me for a captcha. Was it worried that I was an agentic AI?30 Jun 2026 08:00 +0000at://did:plc:o7k2ggp57scudwy6ng34i7v2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpijvqfdmk2v